Would You Rather Wednesdays

Would you rather have a penis for a nose or a nose for a penis?

I'm asking for a friend.

So would you have doublers of either your nose or your cock? That would add another layer to this and you'd then be without one of those two body parts.

There's no right answer here - on one hand, you'd be a literal dickhead, and on the other hand, it'd get pretty musty down there at times.

At the end of the day, I could wear a mask or what have you for a nose penis but I couldn't be dealing with smelling my own trumps all day.

Could deal without a sense of smell. Couldn't deal without the various functions that other part provides.

The former. No way to cope with the latter. How would you wee if your penis was a nose?

Just call me The Boabby-Nosed Kid.

ZeroJones wrote:

The former. No way to cope with the latter. How would you wee if your penis was a nose?

Whenever you've had to vomit in the bathroom, you know how you hunch over the toilet bowl to do so? A bit like that.

Penis for a nose, that way when it goes erect you can pretend to be a Rhino.

Gonna get serious neckache when having sex. Also, where are the balls in all this?

The_Jaster wrote:

Penis for a nose, that way when it goes erect you can pretend to be a Rhino.  

Now that's positive thinking!