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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5271 Points : 5404 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 8 Apr 2019 - 9:46 | |
| RUMOUR: if you like Puyo Puyo, and you like Tetris, you will like Puyo Puyo Tetris. |
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OrangeRakoon Disciple of Maddrell

Posts : 1303 Points : 1306 Join date : 2015-05-06 Age : 28 Location : Reading, UK
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 8 Apr 2019 - 12:54 | |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 8 Apr 2019 - 13:03 | |
| Agreed. Things with a basis in truth in this thread only, Cappa. Like your previous rumour. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5271 Points : 5404 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 8 Apr 2019 - 21:29 | |
| I'm trying to verify that rumour with my sources as we speak.
*adds Alexey Pajitnov on Bebo* |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 9 Apr 2019 - 21:34 | |
| Nintendo's giving Microsoft something back in return for Cuphead, in the form of Yoshi's Minecrafted World. Apparently the XBox One couldn't handle the crafted graphics, with an initial build making sugary vomit dribble out of its disc slot; so voxels it was.
It's being developed by Arzest. Reports of Nintendo employees 'absolutely pissing themselves' are unconfirmed. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14877 Points : 14086 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 10 Apr 2019 - 0:47 | |
| The latest scoop from Nintendo suggests that LABO VR's integration with Breath of the Wild was heavily pushed for by Aonuma who was reportedly shouting about how he "really wanted to soak in that bit where the Great Fairies pick Link up and kiss him before taking him into a loving embrace". Eyewitnesses shared that Koji Kondo seconded this, adding he "loves those big babes". More to come at E3. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 11 Apr 2019 - 18:45 | |
| Following ActiBlizzard's incredibly creepy pregnancy monitoring idea, EA has announced that it's going to go one further. From now on, all employEAs and their partners will be obliged to deliver their children on-site, so that EA Chips™ can be implanted into their heads from birth. 'Unused' parts of their brain will the be used for extra computing power, to design microtransactions, and to administer electric shocks whenever negative thoughts are had about EA.
EA Sports: It's In The Brain |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14877 Points : 14086 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 11 Apr 2019 - 23:56 | |
| In related news, following the success of ActiBlizz's PREG-O-METER, Nintendo are to relaunch the Vitality Sensor to track Nintendo babbies in the workplace. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Fri 19 Apr 2019 - 22:13 | |
| Following Reggie's retirement, we have the first public shots of the notebook he uses to take people's names:  |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5271 Points : 5404 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 27 Apr 2019 - 8:15 | |
| Game Informer South Azerbaijan have just been in touch over MSN Messenger, they've just told me all about the new Fire Emblem sequels that are coming out soon:
Fire Emblem: Three Houses Fire Emblem: Four Candles Fire Emblem: Five Guys Fire Emblem: Six Nations Fire Emblem: Seven Up Fire Emblem: Eight Legged Freaks Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE Fire Emblem: Ten Pin Bowling Fire Emblem: "Eleven! Eleven!" Fire Emblem: Twelve Angry Men
and so on. |
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The_Jaster Baby Brush God

Posts : 10845 Points : 10935 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 36 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 27 Apr 2019 - 9:52 | |
| - Quote :
Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE That's the definitive edition, right? |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5271 Points : 5404 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 27 Apr 2019 - 10:19 | |
| - @The_Jaster wrote:
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Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE That's the definitive edition, right? It's the definitive edition from the specials menu, yes. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 28 Apr 2019 - 9:35 | |
| That lift sketch remains a classic.  As does the Four Candles one, natch. |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20754 Points : 21070 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 30 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 28 Apr 2019 - 9:38 | |
| Is the prequel Fire Emblem Two and Half Men |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 28 Apr 2019 - 9:45 | |
| Yep, and then Fire Emblem: Two Souls and Fire Emblem: It's A Onederful Life. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14877 Points : 14086 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 29 Apr 2019 - 20:35 | |
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Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE That's the definitive edition, right? That's right - it's the only version where you can recruit the twin knights, Purohn and Krahka. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14877 Points : 14086 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 29 Apr 2019 - 20:46 | |
| I never claimed to be any better. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 30 Apr 2019 - 20:16 | |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5271 Points : 5404 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 10 Jun 2019 - 19:07 | |
| Xbox Game Pass Ultimate to be rebranded as Xbox Game Parse Ultimate through Great Britain, except in Buckinghamshire, where it's to be rebranded as Xbox Game Panus Ultimate. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 10 Jun 2019 - 20:57 | |
| XBox is the butt of the joke once again.
Okay, okay, coat on... |
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Crumpy Andy Rotating Platform

Posts : 4499 Points : 4506 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 28 Location : The South
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 11 Jun 2019 - 18:41 | |
| I’ve heard a rumour the masofdas missed the Nintendo Direct and has nothing to say on anything in it  Sent from Topic'it App |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23068 Points : 21912 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 11 Jun 2019 - 19:18 | |
| My sources* confirm that this is legit.
* An inside man from Amazon Papua New Guinea |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5271 Points : 5404 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 25 Jul 2019 - 22:37 | |
| SKY SOURCES: Newcastle United are preparing a shock £25million bid for Nintendo's ageing veteran, Waluigi. Waluigi, who is eligible to play for both the Japanese and Italian national football teams but uncapped, was last seen playing across various positions and captaining his team in the 2007 Strikers Cup. |
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Treesmurf Ice Climber

Posts : 3260 Points : 3258 Join date : 2013-01-17 Age : 31 Location : Manneh
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 25 Jul 2019 - 23:55 | |
| They've been missing a big man up top since Carroll left. |
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