Kirby's rumour buffet!

RUMOUR: if you like Puyo Puyo, and you like Tetris, you will like Puyo Puyo Tetris.

I don't believe it

Agreed. Things with a basis in truth in this thread only, Cappa. Like your previous rumour.

I'm trying to verify that rumour with my sources as we speak.

*adds Alexey Pajitnov on Bebo*

Nintendo's giving Microsoft something back in return for Cuphead, in the form of Yoshi's Minecrafted World.  Apparently the XBox One couldn't handle the crafted graphics, with an initial build making sugary vomit dribble out of its disc slot; so voxels it was.

It's being developed by Arzest.  Reports of Nintendo employees 'absolutely pissing themselves' are unconfirmed.

The latest scoop from Nintendo suggests that LABO VR's integration with Breath of the Wild was heavily pushed for by Aonuma who was reportedly shouting about how he "really wanted to soak in that bit where the Great Fairies pick Link up and kiss him before taking him into a loving embrace". Eyewitnesses shared that Koji Kondo seconded this, adding he "loves those big babes". More to come at E3.

Following ActiBlizzard's incredibly creepy pregnancy monitoring idea, EA has announced that it's going to go one further. From now on, all employEAs and their partners will be obliged to deliver their children on-site, so that EA Chips™ can be implanted into their heads from birth. 'Unused' parts of their brain will the be used for extra computing power, to design microtransactions, and to administer electric shocks whenever negative thoughts are had about EA.

EA Sports: It's In The Brain

In related news, following the success of ActiBlizz's PREG-O-METER, Nintendo are to relaunch the Vitality Sensor to track Nintendo babbies in the workplace.

Following Reggie's retirement, we have the first public shots of the notebook he uses to take people's names:

Game Informer South Azerbaijan have just been in touch over MSN Messenger, they've just told me all about the new Fire Emblem sequels that are coming out soon:

Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Fire Emblem: Four Candles
Fire Emblem: Five Guys
Fire Emblem: Six Nations
Fire Emblem: Seven Up
Fire Emblem: Eight Legged Freaks
Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE
Fire Emblem: Ten Pin Bowling
Fire Emblem: "Eleven! Eleven!"
Fire Emblem: Twelve Angry Men

and so on.

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Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE

That's the definitive edition, right?

The_Jaster wrote:

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Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE

That's the definitive edition, right?

It's the definitive edition from the specials menu, yes.

That lift sketch remains a classic. As does the Four Candles one, natch.

Is the prequel Fire Emblem Two and Half Men

Yep, and then Fire Emblem: Two Souls and Fire Emblem: It's A Onederful Life.

The_Jaster wrote:

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Fire Emblem: Nine Dragons Chinese Takeaway, 144 W Granton Rd, Edinburgh EH5 1PE

That's the definitive edition, right?

That's right - it's the only version where you can recruit the twin knights, Purohn and Krahka.

I never claimed to be any better.

You want to know the worst thing?

I laughed out loud at that.

Xbox Game Pass Ultimate to be rebranded as Xbox Game Parse Ultimate through Great Britain, except in Buckinghamshire, where it's to be rebranded as Xbox Game Panus Ultimate.

XBox is the butt of the joke once again.

Okay, okay, coat on...

I’ve heard a rumour the masofdas missed the Nintendo Direct and has nothing to say on anything in it

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My sources* confirm that this is legit.

* An inside man from Amazon Papua New Guinea