Kirby's rumour buffet!

RUMOUR: if you like Puyo Puyo, and you like Tetris, you will like Puyo Puyo Tetris.

I don't believe it

Agreed. Things with a basis in truth in this thread only, Cappa. Like your previous rumour.

I'm trying to verify that rumour with my sources as we speak.

*adds Alexey Pajitnov on Bebo*

Nintendo's giving Microsoft something back in return for Cuphead, in the form of Yoshi's Minecrafted World.  Apparently the XBox One couldn't handle the crafted graphics, with an initial build making sugary vomit dribble out of its disc slot; so voxels it was.

It's being developed by Arzest.  Reports of Nintendo employees 'absolutely pissing themselves' are unconfirmed.

The latest scoop from Nintendo suggests that LABO VR's integration with Breath of the Wild was heavily pushed for by Aonuma who was reportedly shouting about how he "really wanted to soak in that bit where the Great Fairies pick Link up and kiss him before taking him into a loving embrace". Eyewitnesses shared that Koji Kondo seconded this, adding he "loves those big babes". More to come at E3.

Following ActiBlizzard's incredibly creepy pregnancy monitoring idea, EA has announced that it's going to go one further. From now on, all employEAs and their partners will be obliged to deliver their children on-site, so that EA Chips™ can be implanted into their heads from birth. 'Unused' parts of their brain will the be used for extra computing power, to design microtransactions, and to administer electric shocks whenever negative thoughts are had about EA.

EA Sports: It's In The Brain

In related news, following the success of ActiBlizz's PREG-O-METER, Nintendo are to relaunch the Vitality Sensor to track Nintendo babbies in the workplace.