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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5260 Points : 5393 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Fri 2 Aug 2019 - 14:52 | |
| Dataminers have uncovered some potential upcoming DLC for the latest Fire Emblem game: a fourth house. Dataminers say that this fourth house is called the Fun House, with young noble Pat Sharpe diverging down The Fun Kart Grand Prix route.
Last edited by The Cappuccino Kid on Mon 5 Aug 2019 - 21:11; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : Reading through the Three Houses plot summary on Wikipedia was the most challenging thing I've done.) |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14855 Points : 14066 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 3 Aug 2019 - 0:25 | |
| I wish I could be a fly on the wall to see your expression reading about Fire Emblem. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5260 Points : 5393 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 3 Aug 2019 - 7:59 | |
| It was exactly like this:  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 5 Aug 2019 - 20:34 | |
| I'd be disappointed if Jay's face didn't look like that at least 60% of the time. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14855 Points : 14066 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5260 Points : 5393 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 11 Sep 2019 - 20:58 | |
| A sequel to ARMS is in development, simply called ARSE. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14855 Points : 14066 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 12 Sep 2019 - 0:01 | |
| The game involves a whole new way to use the Joycon controller. The tagline is reportedly "Stick it up where the sun don't shine and lay the smack down". Interestingly enough, Miyamoto was on record saying this is the perfect game for HD Rumble. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 12 Sep 2019 - 9:11 | |
| I hear that they're ignoring requests to put an ARMS character like Spring Man into Smash's extended DLC and will instead move straight onto the main character of ARSE. Their fighting style is described as 'Martial Arse'. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5260 Points : 5393 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 24 Sep 2019 - 21:17 | |
| Bad news for gamers and EA Sports: the FIFA 20 Champions Edition is being delayed. Sources tell me that it's because of a printing error with the cover art, which has been distributed to retailers by mistake. It doesn't feature Liverpool and Holland football superstar Virgil van Dijk as previously announced, but instead, somehow, English comedian, singer and television presenter, Des O'Connor. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 30 Sep 2019 - 19:08 | |
| Sounds like you could play as Des O'Connor and it'd still be better than the Switch version. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 24 Dec 2019 - 12:52 | |
| Following some confusion around the number of 's'es in the title, Sports Story will now feature sports such as polo, fox-hunting, and shooting the poor. |
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Muss Koopaling

Posts : 2059 Points : 2073 Join date : 2015-04-03 Location : The 5th Dimension
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 24 Dec 2019 - 16:42 | |
| Jay Moyles sets off the fire alarms over at ninja theory for the second time this week in a bid to delay the release of hellblade 2.
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14855 Points : 14066 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5260 Points : 5393 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 26 Jan 2020 - 17:48 | |
| Next week's major update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate will introduce a new downloadable character, a handful of fighter and item adjustments, some minor gameplay tweaks, and Fatalities from Mortal Kombat 11. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 26 Jan 2020 - 18:43 | |
| I call shenanigans. My sources tell me the update will introduce team up attack bonuses, xenologues, swimsuit costumes for everyone, and a Tea Time minigame. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14855 Points : 14066 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 26 Jan 2020 - 22:22 | |
| - @The Cappuccino Kid wrote:
- Next week's major update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate will introduce a new downloadable character, a handful of fighter and item adjustments, some minor gameplay tweaks, and Fatalities from Mortal Kombat 11.
Kirby's Fatality... - @Balladeer wrote:
- I call shenanigans. My sources tell me the update will introduce team up attack bonuses, xenologues, swimsuit costumes for everyone, and a Tea Time minigame.
Tea Time with Falcon will be a delight. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 26 Jan 2020 - 22:26 | |
| Except instead of tea, you drink punch. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Kid from a To Rose

Posts : 5260 Points : 5393 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 4 Feb 2020 - 22:14 | |
| The other three Platinum4 games have been revealed to me by my networks at Polygon's western Nepali branch: - Platinum4:
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 12 Mar 2020 - 21:28 | |
| There was going to be a Nintendo Direct this week, but it got cancelled because, in the words of CEO Shuntaro Furakawa, 'You're a bunch of whining cunts and you don't deserve nice things.'
His words, not mine. Hence the swear. |
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Muss Koopaling

Posts : 2059 Points : 2073 Join date : 2015-04-03 Location : The 5th Dimension
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23060 Points : 21906 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 8 Apr 2020 - 10:57 | |
|  Very good. |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3863 Points : 3885 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 19 Apr 2020 - 20:44 | |
| Data miners ruin everything of course, including the next software update to Animal Crossing. It's going to be nice to see Copper and Booker back in for it though. In the next couple of months they're going to patrol the island, and should you be about the town, they'll fine you UNLESS YOU'RE FUCKING EXERCISING THERE MY SON |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14855 Points : 14066 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 20 Apr 2020 - 2:37 | |
| Tom Nook has declared that all beaches will remain closed, except on copies of Animal Crossing sold in Florida where they are fucking morons. |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12575 Points : 12723 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 20 Apr 2020 - 4:08 | |
| This is fake news. Animal Crossing was developed in Japan, where nobody has the power to enforce anything. Isabelle will politely advice you to stay indoors during her morning announcement, and Timmy and Tommy will put up a little plastic protective sheet over the checkout counter. Otherwise, fuck all's changing on your rural island . . . |
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Treesmurf Ice Climber

Posts : 3253 Points : 3251 Join date : 2013-01-17 Age : 31 Location : Manneh
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 17 May 2020 - 14:12 | |
| After getting input from David Cage for Paper Mario: The Origami King, Nintendo have already given the go ahead for the next game in the series which will be headed up by Cage himself. Ellen Page has already been cast to play Princess Peach. |
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