Kirby's rumour buffet!

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Fri 2 Aug 2019 - 14:52

Dataminers have uncovered some potential upcoming DLC for the latest Fire Emblem game: a fourth house. Dataminers say that this fourth house is called the Fun House, with young noble Pat Sharpe diverging down The Fun Kart Grand Prix route.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 3 Aug 2019 - 0:25

I wish I could be a fly on the wall to see your expression reading about Fire Emblem. Laughing

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 3 Aug 2019 - 7:59

It was exactly like this:

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Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 5 Aug 2019 - 20:34

I'd be disappointed if Jay's face didn't look like that at least 60% of the time.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 6 Aug 2019 - 0:35

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:: It was exactly like this:

That's unfortunate - I wouldn't wish that mug on anybody. Laughing

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 11 Sep 2019 - 20:58

A sequel to ARMS is in development, simply called ARSE.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 12 Sep 2019 - 0:01

The game involves a whole new way to use the Joycon controller. The tagline is reportedly "Stick it up where the sun don't shine and lay the smack down". Interestingly enough, Miyamoto was on record saying this is the perfect game for HD Rumble.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 12 Sep 2019 - 9:11

I hear that they're ignoring requests to put an ARMS character like Spring Man into Smash's extended DLC and will instead move straight onto the main character of ARSE. Their fighting style is described as 'Martial Arse'.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 24 Sep 2019 - 21:17

Bad news for gamers and EA Sports: the FIFA 20 Champions Edition is being delayed. Sources tell me that it's because of a printing error with the cover art, which has been distributed to retailers by mistake. It doesn't feature Liverpool and Holland football superstar Virgil van Dijk as previously announced, but instead, somehow, English comedian, singer and television presenter, Des O'Connor.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 30 Sep 2019 - 19:08

Sounds like you could play as Des O'Connor and it'd still be better than the Switch version.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 24 Dec 2019 - 12:52

Following some confusion around the number of 's'es in the title, Sports Story will now feature sports such as polo, fox-hunting, and shooting the poor.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 24 Dec 2019 - 16:42

Jay Moyles sets off the fire alarms over at ninja theory for the second time this week in a bid to delay the release of hellblade 2.

Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 26 Dec 2019 - 22:54

Muss wrote:: Jay Moyles sets off the fire alarms over at ninja theory for the second time this week in a bid to delay the release of hellblade 2.

My next plan is to replace all their Xbox Series Xs with fridges.

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Next week's major update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate will introduce a new downloadable character, a handful of fighter and item adjustments, some minor gameplay tweaks, and Fatalities from Mortal Kombat 11.

I call shenanigans. My sources tell me the update will introduce team up attack bonuses, xenologues, swimsuit costumes for everyone, and a Tea Time minigame.

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:: Next week's major update for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate will introduce a new downloadable character, a handful of fighter and item adjustments, some minor gameplay tweaks, and Fatalities from Mortal Kombat 11.

Kirby's Fatality...

Balladeer wrote:: I call shenanigans. My sources tell me the update will introduce team up attack bonuses, xenologues, swimsuit costumes for everyone, and a Tea Time minigame.

Tea Time with Falcon will be a delight.

Except instead of tea, you drink punch. Wink