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PostSubject: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyMon 4 Feb 2019 - 22:27

Woah howdy friend.
Welcome to my garden, today I want to share with you my love for plant life.
And woah! Look what we have here, a box of my favourite things: Things!
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Let's Open it up!
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Woah it's a plant thingie!
Let's see how it works...
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Let's-a go!
Step 1: Dirt Disc meets Mr Pot:

Step 2: Add A Watering:

Step Three: The Sowening!:

Bonus DLC:

Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for the first of my regular Capiscum Treatment Routines to come soon!
Woah!
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyMon 4 Feb 2019 - 22:46

This is such a bizarre thread, but I'm kinda interested in seeing these chilli peppers now. Rock on, Crash. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 5 Feb 2019 - 11:38

The Crash funkopop is a goddamn travesty
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 5 Feb 2019 - 12:46

Who ever this is I have to say, that you are a gem. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 5 Feb 2019 - 13:24

Whose scants are those on the bed?
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 5 Feb 2019 - 18:41

Aaaaaaaah, so that's who Crash is!  Well played, sir.  That's exactly how I imagine Crash would speak: in a manner that makes me want to punch him in his face. Looking forward to seeing the further adventures of the chillis!

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Woah! Woahter everywhere!

Fuxache. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 5 Feb 2019 - 19:38

Aw, I knew the grow-your-own chillis set sounded familiar. Laughing

Well played!
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 21 Feb 2019 - 20:46

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Woah a sprout! HECK
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 21 Feb 2019 - 21:08

Crash, please don't use obscenities such as h*ck on this forum. Thank you for your understanding.

What's your plans with the finished product then Crash?
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 21 Feb 2019 - 21:32

Fuel his racecars with them, what else?
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 21 Feb 2019 - 21:36

Woah a plant is a beautiful expression of the natural world and is not a product. H**K.
I'm going to eat them and Woah! them out the other end, It's going to be a radical expression of the natural world!
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 21 Feb 2019 - 21:39

Today on mental images nobody wanted or needed... No
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptySat 25 May 2019 - 19:05

I'm sure I'm not alone in my unfettered excitement to see how the Capsicums have done over the past three months. Any chance of a (strewth) woahpdate Crash?
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyMon 27 May 2019 - 0:37

"woahpdate"

Evil or Very Mad

But yes, let's see how those chillis are getting on! Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyMon 19 Aug 2019 - 20:49

Woah! Where has the year gone!? Let's get caught up with the headlines from chilli world!
Bad news first, I moved house and my woahnderful nascent chilli plants fell to the ground and spilled out literally everywhere. To draw you a mental picture of the event, first lie back and close your eyes - wait that won't work. Imagine instead with your eyes open; a cup of dirt on the floor with some green bits strewn about and, in middle of it all, a teary eyed bandicoot trying out new swears. (HEck, Gosh, and F*$%).

Time passed, and in the six months since their accident they have mad a woahlmost full recovery. A little yellow but distinctly alive, here they are.Crash's Capiscums 68592673_886502875066678_7992229226348544000_n.jpg?_nc_cat=101&_nc_oc=AQnYGWDSRO_OjgZYzod4BYtm6uvVWt4ONluMw82scEHSR8SGl34-QkmxMGmFaD_C1oJdLuBBffd4ZEdFxExWG7hJ&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr3-1

Future updates will happen I promise.
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyMon 19 Aug 2019 - 22:33

THEY LIVE! AND HE LIVES! The ideal combination! Glad they survived the move, hopefully you'll have some genuine peppers soon Crash!
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 22 Aug 2019 - 22:33

How long do chilli peppers usually take to grow? I've no concept of how long vegetables take to grow. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 27 Aug 2019 - 19:04

My Capiscums were left in plenty of water.
My Capiscums were left in the coolest part of my home.
My Capiscums woahverheated anyway, they are now an unhealthy brown colour.
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Haters will say they are dead, but the root system is healthy so I will be conducting some surgery on them to see if they can be saved.

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The plan is to cut off the brown bit. That's the plan.

Updates will follow at some stage, give a woah in support of the chillies.

For the record I have no idea how long this is supposed to take to grow, nor do I know if it grows out the top or the bottom.
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyTue 27 Aug 2019 - 20:23

WOAHs and prayers. Sad Hope they return to beauty soon!
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyWed 28 Aug 2019 - 22:01

Heartache. This thread needs a happy ending. Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 29 Aug 2019 - 1:50

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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyThu 28 Nov 2019 - 16:21

The plan did not succeed.
The plant was not saved, and was lost.
Sad woah.
Good night.
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyFri 29 Nov 2019 - 20:05

I don't think I've ever been so sad about the plant of a person I've never met. It was glorious while it lasted.
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PostSubject: Re: Crash's Capiscums   Crash's Capiscums EmptyWed 4 Dec 2019 - 0:28

Bin this decade and burn this shit Earth. Aww!
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