Gurgle. Fine. Rehashing time.
1. Switch 2 releases in Q2, with a Direct this month or the first week of Feb. I don't think it'll be March, not with nothing known about it yet. The Switch had had an investors' briefing by this point.
2. Switch 2 launches with a 3D Mario (new) or a 3D Zelda (remake/remaster), and a party game that's better than
1-2-Switch was.
3. Price: £280-£370. I think much higher and you're losing that family appeal. I have added an extra £20 on last year to allow for inflation/chip difficulties.
4. The Joy-Con aren't much of a stretch over the Switch's, and the first reports of some hardware fail like Joy-Con drift are out before the end of the year.
5. New Kirby game released in the autumnal slump. It'll be another 3D game and a little less kindly received than
Forgotten Land now that the gloss has worn off.
6. New Xenoblade game announced but not released this year. It does not have a 4 in the title.
7. New Animal Crossing announced! But bereft of COVID conditions, nobody really cares.
8.
Metroid Prime 4 and
Pokémon Legends Z-A both have some sort of "enhanced on Switch 2" feature, although at least one of them will release on base Switch. Probably
Pokémon.
9.
Metroid Prime 4 still has loading rooms that are noticeable as such. They're not as frequent as the GC games but they're still too common.
10. Either WW/TP or
Kid Icarus Uprising OR
Kirby Planet Robobot gets a remaster on Switch to keep those left behind by Nintendo quiet. Half points if any of them come to Switch 2 only.
11. The Yakuza franchise ports 0 or multiple lesser entries to Switch (or Switch 2).
12. The following games DO NOT come to Switch 2 (or Switch):
Yakuza Black Flag, UFO 50, the new MonHan,
Lights Off Locks Locked. No half points here, if one makes it over that's me out.
13. We see nothing of
Okami 2 at all this year. (It's
Okami 3,
Okamiden exists and was good actually.)
14. SILKSONG. HAPPEN. THIS YEAR. IT HAPPEN. IT HAPPEN!!! (Half a point for a month in 2026 or 2026Q1 release date announcement.)
15. MMG's
Earthblade not so much. We'll see another trailer and a 2026 release.
METASCORE CORNER16.
Metroid Prime 4 Beyond - 82-89 (which I will think is too low)
17.
Pokémon Legends Z-A - higher than the original (i.e. 82+)
18.
Steamy Layton - 75-84
19.
Fantasy Life 2 - 71-79 (or it doesn't ralease, not confident about this)
20.
The Hundred Line: Last Defense Academy - 69 or below
The more I think about the Mario Kart prediction, the more sensible it feels. Might come quite shortly after the machine's release.