Something you did as a child...

Naa the stuff you use in schools is weak sauce. My hands used to be covered in the stuff and I never had any wounds. I wouldn't be overly fond of drinking it though.

NintenDUCK wrote:

shanks wrote:

Alrighty then, this is all according to my dad but one Xmas family party my cousin and I were crawling around underneath their chairs and well we found our dads beer cans and as baby's do down the hatch it went..

And that wasn't the only time either



And I can beat the stairs thing although it was only last year..

I fell down all of 2 stairs after being distracted by someone doing something weird in their car in our court I took a step and slipped and well this happened:




And my foot is now stuffed completely

I've seen worse....in movies and stuff.
Also, epic ngamer frisbeee

In movies!?!? This was real and it hurt but it didn't hurt that much which is why I didn't go to the hospital until or 4 hours later..

And that's what Matthew Castle said when I had the pic up on Facebook

JayMoyles wrote:

I guess you could say you...

...Neutralised the threat.

yeahhhhhh

Ha! That's what I was going for, yeah.

I don't really recall the taste, but it was pretty negligible. It is pretty much just water.

ShadoWolf wrote:

JayMoyles wrote:

I can't see what you posted for some reason?

And Buskalily, really? Would the acid not be vinegary?

I used to regularly blow up stuff as a child on Guy Fawkes night before they banned fireworks (I wonder why). Letter boxes were a favourite target.

However, and remember I was at primary school age, I filled a paper bag with dog excrement, tied the wicks of four penny bungers (big ones) together, put them in the excrement, in the paper bag, placed them on the doorstep of a man who I disliked, lit the explosives, knocked on the door and ran.

The timing was perfect, as he opened the door right on cue and the rest you can figure out for yourselves.

I was a right chav wasn't I

Flipping heck! Yes you were!

Balladeer wrote:

Flipping heck! Yes you were!

Which is why on one New Year's Eve, as an adult, when I discovered my Letter Box had been destroyed, I looked at it and thought "Well, that's Karma for you!"

Boys are horrible! This isn't something I did, but my uncle, who is 12 years younger than my mum, put firecrackers up her wedding dress on her big day 30+ years ago. My gran plucked the firecrackers from the folds of my mother's dress in the nick of time, but she still found a second or two to spare in order to box my uncle across the head before commencing the delicate operation of untangling the firecrackers from the dress. What a little shit! My cousins, my uncle's sons, definitely get that evil streak from him.

That's a truly inspiring tale nupkin, coming to think of it I'm going to a wedding in August... :bom:

nupkin wrote:

Boys are horrible! This isn't something I did, but my uncle, who is 12 years younger than my mum, put firecrackers up her wedding dress on her big day 30+ years ago. My gran plucked the firecrackers from the folds of my mother's dress in the nick of time, but she still found a second or two to spare in order to box my uncle across the head before commencing the delicate operation of untangling the firecrackers from the dress. What a little shit! My cousins, my uncle's sons, definitely get that evil streak from him.

"...my uncle now works for al-Qaeda"

I was going to make a joke that "so and so better look out" but I can't think of any celebrities with a wedding coming up. I'm proud of that fact.

oldschool, you're a knobber.

Buskalilly wrote:

oldschool, you're a knobber.

Yes I was.