I just purchased an actual Mills & Boon.
For all of you lucky enough not to know what those are, they're notoriously terrible and formulaic romances/soft erotica aimed primarily at a female market. They follow a pattern of a domineering bad boy male lead and the innocent (often virginal) female who steals his heart/'tames him'. They're the
name in crappy romance and I just bought Jordan St. Claire: Dark and Dangerous
because it had the best* name of the ones I saw. People in my book club had already taken The Ruthless Billionaire's Virgin
and Untouched Until her Ultra-Rich Husband
If anyone fancies a giggle I'm happy to post some of the best extracts. Otherwise I'll keep this treasure*** all to myself.