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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyFri 4 Oct 2019 - 22:09

Today's topic of loathing: corporate wankers. There really is no more appropriate word for them.

Exhibit A: the corporate wanker, a loud red-faced man of maybe around 30-40, who upon meeting anybody (male) sees it as a chance to exhibit his manly dominance. This he does by crushing the hand of his opposing number. In this way he is, in the eyes of his peers, a true alpha male.

Exhibit B: the corporate wanker, normally younger than the above example but still white and male, whose walk is an affected swagger. In this way he owns the pavement. His walk is in no way sillier than John Cleese's for the reason of being unintentional, but is instead a way to show that he has money, class, and... more money. That's all that matters, right?

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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyThu 10 Oct 2019 - 0:36

I'm glad I've not had any run-ins with people of that sort of ilk. Plenty of brown nosers, mind you, but nobody who's infuriated me to the degree of the aforementioned pair by yourself, Balla.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyFri 11 Oct 2019 - 19:15

I barely know these people! In fact the latter was a randomer walking down the street who had such an affected corporate strut I was halfway between laughing and sneering.

I wouldn't talk about my colleagues in this thread unless I was super irritated with them,. My attempts to keep a divide between this place and my 'real life' have dwindled with time, to the point where I'd be a bit nervous to say anything too angry here when in my right mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptySat 12 Oct 2019 - 1:13

Really? I think a couple of folks at my work or other friends could find posts on here by searching for my username, but I don't think they'd bother readily looking for this forum, let alone knowing that it exists!
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptySat 12 Oct 2019 - 4:52

My colleagues Matty Sanderson, Matthew Comegys, Robert Elliott and Alain Gaucher are stupendous cunts and I hate them.

They'll never see this. Cucks.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptySat 12 Oct 2019 - 9:16

AND WHY NOT

JayMoyles wrote:
Really? I think a couple of folks at my work or other friends could find posts on here by searching for my username, but I don't think they'd bother readily looking for this forum, let alone knowing that it exists!

I'm probably just paranoid, but at the same time it can't be too long before some recruiting company uses machine learning and a knowledge of legal loopholes re. the Internet to find out everything about me.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptySun 13 Oct 2019 - 19:25

Oh yeah, I'm nervous about writing this stuff here.

Jimbob wrote:
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The two good guys have both handed in their notice. Something's clearly not working, but they're already hired replacements without having time to review the situation.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyMon 14 Oct 2019 - 19:53

Aww! Hope the new people are good, but maybe it's time for you to consider dem options Jim. All the best.
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Boo At least one is.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyTue 5 Nov 2019 - 21:36

Is it time for big loud fireworks when I'm trying to get to sleep? Of course it is! Still more excusable than the twerps who insist on setting them off a week beforehand. READ THE FLAMING CALENDAR Hissy fit
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyWed 6 Nov 2019 - 13:51

Alright grandad.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyThu 7 Nov 2019 - 12:28

You young things who can get by on seven hours' sleep don't know you've been born yet.

Anyway, fireworks have apparently been killing puppies, so there we go.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyFri 8 Nov 2019 - 2:24

Schwarzenegger says you need six hours sleep, max, so I've been forcing myself to sleep faster. I can comfortably operate on seven at the moment, as my exercise regime gets a bit more habitual I'll push to six.

I'm gonna get SWOLE and CUT and RIPPED and JACKED and STACKED.

Also, I was being facetious, random fireworks usage is very harmful to animals and also sufferers of PTSD.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptyFri 8 Nov 2019 - 18:41

Drunkalilly wrote:
Also, I was being facetious...

Surely not!

I just can't see the appeal of domestic fireworks displays. They tend to be a bit bobbins anyway. Go to a professional one! Also we had reports of people firing fireworks through letterboxes on our street.
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PostSubject: Re: Things That Really !&$%2 You Off   Things That Really !&$%2 You Off - Page 35 EmptySat 9 Nov 2019 - 11:22

I've enjoyed domestic fireworks only when we've pissed around. I'm lucky to still have all my digits.
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