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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyMon 12 Jan 2015 - 0:21

@Solve My Maze wrote:

Does anyone remember that Neil Pinell plonker who kept on saying we should all by the Conduit even though it was pretty rubbish? http://forums.computerandvideogames.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=95400 I'm sure he must have worked at High Voltage going by the way he was praising the game.

Neil Pinell (2009) wrote:

"I worked it out this way out of ten
graphics
Red Steel:that looked out of place on an Amiga 4/10

The Conduit: Impressive but generally stuck in dull enviroments 7/10

Controls
Red Steel = Motion sickness 3/10

The conduit - Awesome (even Edge think so) 10/10


Storyline

Red Steel - Poor Sub John Woo rubbish 1/10
The Conduit - Sub my little brothers stories for class 1b - 0/10

Online Multiplayer
Red Steel - Must have got a pre alpha copy cos mine only has split screen N/A

The Conduit - Amazing 8/10

Grin

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Some highlight moments of NGamer Mario Kart Wii online (viewed from the eyes of an ONM forumite):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPqnryJpa1Q#t=88
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPqnryJpa1Q#t=500

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jamigilbert wrote:
Onm is far better. I bought an NGamer magazine last week. I absoluteley hated it. It had words everywhere...

Classic. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyMon 12 Jan 2015 - 11:35

@Balladeer wrote:
jamigilbert wrote:
Onm is far better. I bought an NGamer magazine last week. I absoluteley hated it. It had words everywhere...

Classic. Laughing

I totally remember chortling at that. Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyMon 12 Jan 2015 - 12:11

Here's us lot answering the 'Meet the Team' questions for NGamer issue 70 (2009). Featuring Iwata's Pull My Finger:

http://forums.computerandvideogames.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=85041&start=20
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyMon 12 Jan 2015 - 15:58

I went through the old 360 thread, great memories there. A particularly funny story was when a random person joined myself, grf, SD Downs' and Cube's online party on Halo and did nothing but breath heavily into the mic, as we all sat in an embarrassed silence. I think one of us eventually kicked him from the party.

Also, I'm going to post these without context, from the same thread, all from the same game. Guess that game!

JayMoyles on the 27th of October 2008 wrote:
I'm considering ridding myself of my wife to earn some extra money, then maybe renting out a couple of homes.

JayMoyles on the 30th of October 2008 wrote:
I killed my wife. I had two wives.

JayMoyles on the 31st of October 2008 wrote:
We terrified a small child and watched as he ran away screaming.
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyMon 12 Jan 2015 - 16:19

Jay wrote:
Also, I'm going to post these without context, from the same thread, all from the same game. Guess that game!

Fable?
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyMon 12 Jan 2015 - 18:05

That's a bingo. The second one, in fact.
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Huzzah!

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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyWed 4 Feb 2015 - 21:21

If NGamer Had An Advertising Slogan...

http://forums.computerandvideogames.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=102664

Sniffing Game Manuals

http://forums.computerandvideogames.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=125126

Teacake? Breadcake? Barmcake? Bap? Roll? Bun?

http://forums.computerandvideogames.com/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=92633
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyWed 4 Feb 2015 - 21:36

@The Cappuccino Kid wrote:
If NGamer Had An Advertising Slogan...

Don't think anyone suggested "It has words everywhere."
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyFri 6 Feb 2015 - 0:59

Does anyone know when Future's pulling the plug on the CVG website? I hope it isn't this month Sad
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyFri 6 Feb 2015 - 21:32

@The Cappuccino Kid wrote:
Sniffing Game Manuals

http://forums.computerandvideogames.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=125126

Laughing That one became a recurring joke on The Twitter™️ for ages. Up there with Fronky's toilet gaming obsession. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyFri 27 Feb 2015 - 18:45

Heh, I was playing Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate online whilst on the loo the other week...not that I told Andyman, Jaster or Dusty about that...

Bad news, everyone, it seems CVG is almost dead. Clicking through to any articles through search engines redirects you to GamesRadar+, and the main homepage will do the same. The forums are still up if you search around for them, though, but they'll probably be going next.

That's six years of this forum's history about to go down the drain Sad
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyFri 27 Feb 2015 - 19:15

On the plus side, we've got over two years of our very own stashed away on here. Grin
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptyFri 27 Feb 2015 - 20:32

It is sad, especially considering online communities like ours do benefit from having an archive of memories to reflect on, and we're losing that archive. But as Stu rightly says, we've two years worth of good times here to draw upon, and many more to come. Smile
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cue Death Star-like GNamer Forum implosion*
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All is peaceful in the city of GNamer, when suddenly...

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This will always be my favourite explosion. Even if this GIF boils it down to shit:

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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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pikachufan200 wrote:
how do you change your pitchure?

i dont know how to Crying or Very sad

@Dead Lemon wrote:
Have you found all 8 Golden keys yet? Right once you have them take them to the old man standing by the pond. Talk to him twice then drop 4 of the keys. Then go to the volcano and talk to the imps who live there. Give them the other four keys. Then travel back to your home and sleep for 2 days. When you wake up you'll have an invitation from the King. Go and see the king but make sure you bring him milk. Give the King the milk. Once he drinks the milk he'll need to use the toilet. When he is gone sit on his throne (no, not the toilet). This gives you Authority plus 12. With this order the servant to bring you the sword of power. When you receive the sword of power go to the caves of great despair. Inside here you shall face a three headed gorilla. Use the sword to behead the gorilla 3 times. He will then explode into a rainbow. Climb onto the rainbow and follow it to the end. Once you get to the end you will be at the enchanted forest. Take a left, and then a right, and then another left and you'll have arrived at the wizards house. The wizard will ask you 3 questions. Answer them correctly and he'll give you the magic frog. Leave and ride the rainbow home. Next go back to the pond where the man is and show him the magic frog. This will scare the man away allowing you to climb down the ladder which he was standing above. Go down the ladder. Here you reach the Magic Frog Kingdom. Allow the magic frog to return to his frog throne. For returning him his wife, Mrs Magic Frog, will give you one piece of gold. Now head to the market town and spend the piece of gold on the Ultimate Fishmaster 3000 fishing rod. Take this to the fisherman found by the beach. Challenge him to a fishing competition. Once you beat him at this challenge he'll give you a map to the house of the wise man. Follow the map and find the wise man. The wise man is also a lonely man so is happy to see you. You must spend 2 days with the man playing chess and strip poker. On the third day he'll be so pleased that he'll give you the Wand of Wisdom. With your new found wisdom work out how to get an avatar yourself or at least read what BigBoss987 wrote.

Roy Batty wrote:
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain... Time to die.
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@JayMoyles wrote:
It is sad, especially considering online communities like ours do benefit from having an archive of memories to reflect on, and we're losing that archive. But as Stu rightly says, we've two years worth of good times here to draw upon, and many more to come. Smile

This. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff   An NGamer forum celebratory sendoff - Page 3 EmptySat 28 Feb 2015 - 17:17

@The_Jaster wrote:
@JayMoyles wrote:
It is sad, especially considering online communities like ours do benefit from having an archive of memories to reflect on, and we're losing that archive. But as Stu rightly says, we've two years worth of good times here to draw upon, and many more to come. Smile

This. Smile

Word. Long live the future! Very Happy
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