The many uses of the NES Zapper!

The NES Zapper, unless you have a CRT telly knocking about, is as much use as a Future Publishing promise. Post your suggestions for fantastic new uses for the sad little orange lump here. Just a bit of fun, this, and if anyone wants to post a hilariously crap instructive illustration, the forum will love you forever. (Think the Wii safety manual: https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/104/314971333_96aeb54cb4.jpg)

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Makeshift Kusarigama Chain:


Much less slicey than its Japanese ancestor, but will give the recipient/burglar/wife a nasty bonk on the head if the situation demands.