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PostSubject: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 16:04

Apparently, one of my friends genuinely had the following chat-up line used on her: "Your beauty might even rival the graphics of the women in my computer games." Duh!

Every cloud has a silver lining, however, and that's what this thread is. Come up with your very best/worst gaming-related chat-up lines! The more cringeworthy and less likely to be used as an actual chat-up line, the better.

I'll start the banterwagon rolling: "Ay girl/guy, you stolen a third of my Triforce? Because I feel powerless around you."
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 17:52

I thought this was made because of E3 coming soon and me & drunka put a load of bad ones in Skype chat last year about boots & Balla's fav Miss Drake.

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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 18:45

"Hey baby, if I were a Pokemon I'd be Metapod. Because facing you I can only Harden...... And use String Shot but that's being pedantic and I'm trying to keep that under control... Sorry
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 18:56

Wynaut go out with me?

Yes it's another Pokemon one
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 19:19

There's a whole meme page of Pokémon ones, though I don't know if they count as "chat-up lines": http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ash-pedreiro-dat-ash

"Hey girl, you just lowered my attack with your Baby-Doll Eyes and your Charm."

(Riposte: "No, that was Intimidate.")
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 21:44

Dead Lemon wrote:
"Hey baby, if I were a Pokemon I'd be Metapod. Because facing you I can only Harden...... And use String Shot but that's being pedantic and I'm trying to keep that under control... Sorry

If that weren't just a little bit too fruity, that would be the next tagline. Lol! Applause
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySat 6 Jun 2015 - 22:19

How about.. is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySun 7 Jun 2015 - 2:21

I of course was trying to think of Dark souls related ones then I found this:

http://www.fextralife.com/forums/t5822/dark-souls-pick-up-lines/?sid=868c1de1db7d1685c7a6f43220a83c36&start=10


Quote :
Was your dad a blacksmith? Because I want to give you my very large ember.

This one made me laugh quite loud. Applause

EDIT: It's also the only good one there.
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySun 7 Jun 2015 - 9:50

<irish accent>Would you kindly... come home with me?</irish accent>

I don't want to contribute to this topic any more Aww!
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySun 7 Jun 2015 - 12:41

Jimbob wrote:
<irish accent>Would you kindly... come home with me?</irish accent>

I don't want to contribute to this topic any more Aww!

Jesus fucking christ. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySun 7 Jun 2015 - 12:52

You have problems, Jimbo. No

On a lighter note: "Babe you look like a Peach, and you've given me a 1-Up. Wanna slide down my flagpole?"

Duh!
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptySun 7 Jun 2015 - 23:11

Are you an inkling? Because I want to splatter you.
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptyTue 9 Jun 2015 - 7:29

Are you Commander Shepard? Because you've had a mass effect on me.
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptyTue 9 Jun 2015 - 11:17

Are you the hero of time? Lets find out, try and coax this master sword out of my pants.
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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptyTue 9 Jun 2015 - 21:55

Not forgetting the best chat-up line in Nintendo history:

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PostSubject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines   Gaming Chat-Up Lines EmptyWed 10 Jun 2015 - 19:30

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