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Balladeer The Next Miyamoto

Posts : 24963 Points : 23792 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 32 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sat 6 Jun 2015 - 16:04 | |
| Apparently, one of my friends genuinely had the following chat-up line used on her: "Your beauty might even rival the graphics of the women in my computer games." Every cloud has a silver lining, however, and that's what this thread is. Come up with your very best/worst gaming-related chat-up lines! The more cringeworthy and less likely to be used as an actual chat-up line, the better. I'll start the banterwagon rolling: "Ay girl/guy, you stolen a third of my Triforce? Because I feel powerless around you." |
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masofdas The Next Reggie

Posts : 22585 Points : 22937 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 32 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sat 6 Jun 2015 - 17:52 | |
| I thought this was made because of E3 coming soon and me & drunka put a load of bad ones in Skype chat last year about boots & Balla's fav Miss Drake.
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Dead Lemon FMK Tagline

Posts : 226 Points : 231 Join date : 2015-01-25 Age : 35 Location : Still Scotland
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sat 6 Jun 2015 - 18:45 | |
| "Hey baby, if I were a Pokemon I'd be Metapod. Because facing you I can only Harden...... And use String Shot but that's being pedantic and I'm trying to keep that under control... Sorry |
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shanks Raging Pedant

Posts : 2856 Points : 2879 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 37 Location : Down Under then Under that
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sat 6 Jun 2015 - 18:56 | |
| Wynaut go out with me?
Yes it's another Pokemon one |
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Balladeer The Next Miyamoto

Posts : 24963 Points : 23792 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 32 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sat 6 Jun 2015 - 19:19 | |
| There's a whole meme page of Pokémon ones, though I don't know if they count as "chat-up lines": http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ash-pedreiro-dat-ash
"Hey girl, you just lowered my attack with your Baby-Doll Eyes and your Charm."
(Riposte: "No, that was Intimidate.") |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 41 Location : North Midlands, England
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shanks Raging Pedant

Posts : 2856 Points : 2879 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 37 Location : Down Under then Under that
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sat 6 Jun 2015 - 22:19 | |
| How about.. is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? |
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The_Jaster Golden Winged Strawberry

Posts : 11480 Points : 11572 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sun 7 Jun 2015 - 2:21 | |
| I of course was trying to think of Dark souls related ones then I found this: http://www.fextralife.com/forums/t5822/dark-souls-pick-up-lines/?sid=868c1de1db7d1685c7a6f43220a83c36&start=10 - Quote :
- Was your dad a blacksmith? Because I want to give you my very large ember.
This one made me laugh quite loud.  EDIT: It's also the only good one there. |
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Jimbob Rotating Platform

Posts : 4269 Points : 4294 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 39 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sun 7 Jun 2015 - 9:50 | |
| <irish accent>Would you kindly... come home with me?</irish accent> I don't want to contribute to this topic any more |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova

Posts : 15409 Points : 14584 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 28 Location : The Shibuya River
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Balladeer The Next Miyamoto

Posts : 24963 Points : 23792 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 32 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sun 7 Jun 2015 - 12:52 | |
| You have problems, Jimbo. On a lighter note: "Babe you look like a Peach, and you've given me a 1-Up. Wanna slide down my flagpole?" |
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Buskalilly Naga

Posts : 13912 Points : 14078 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 31 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Sun 7 Jun 2015 - 23:11 | |
| Are you an inkling? Because I want to splatter you. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 41 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Tue 9 Jun 2015 - 7:29 | |
| Are you Commander Shepard? Because you've had a mass effect on me. |
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Buskalilly Naga

Posts : 13912 Points : 14078 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 31 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Tue 9 Jun 2015 - 11:17 | |
| Are you the hero of time? Lets find out, try and coax this master sword out of my pants. |
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Balladeer The Next Miyamoto

Posts : 24963 Points : 23792 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 32 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Gaming Chat-Up Lines Tue 9 Jun 2015 - 21:55 | |
| Not forgetting the best chat-up line in Nintendo history: - Spoiler:
"Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!"
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The Cappuccino Kid Portrait Ghost

Posts : 6123 Points : 6276 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 103 Location : East of Mombasa
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