Gaming Chat-Up Lines

Apparently, one of my friends genuinely had the following chat-up line used on her: "Your beauty might even rival the graphics of the women in my computer games."

Every cloud has a silver lining, however, and that's what this thread is. Come up with your very best/worst gaming-related chat-up lines! The more cringeworthy and less likely to be used as an actual chat-up line, the better.

I'll start the banterwagon rolling: "Ay girl/guy, you stolen a third of my Triforce? Because I feel powerless around you."

I thought this was made because of E3 coming soon and me & drunka put a load of bad ones in Skype chat last year about boots & Balla's fav Miss Drake.

"Hey baby, if I were a Pokemon I'd be Metapod. Because facing you I can only Harden...... And use String Shot but that's being pedantic and I'm trying to keep that under control... Sorry

Wynaut go out with me?

Yes it's another Pokemon one

There's a whole meme page of Pokémon ones, though I don't know if they count as "chat-up lines": http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ash-pedreiro-dat-ash

"Hey girl, you just lowered my attack with your Baby-Doll Eyes and your Charm."

(Riposte: "No, that was Intimidate.")

Dead Lemon wrote:

"Hey baby, if I were a Pokemon I'd be Metapod. Because facing you I can only Harden...... And use String Shot but that's being pedantic and I'm trying to keep that under control... Sorry

If that weren't just a little bit too fruity, that would be the next tagline.

How about.. is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I of course was trying to think of Dark souls related ones then I found this:

http://www.fextralife.com/forums/t5822/dark-souls-pick-up-lines/?sid=868c1de1db7d1685c7a6f43220a83c36&start=10

Quote :

Was your dad a blacksmith? Because I want to give you my very large ember.

This one made me laugh quite loud.

EDIT: It's also the only good one there.

<irish accent>Would you kindly... come home with me?</irish accent>

I don't want to contribute to this topic any more

Jimbob wrote:

<irish accent>Would you kindly... come home with me?</irish accent>

I don't want to contribute to this topic any more

Jesus fucking christ.

You have problems, Jimbo.

On a lighter note: "Babe you look like a Peach, and you've given me a 1-Up. Wanna slide down my flagpole?"

Are you an inkling? Because I want to splatter you.

Are you Commander Shepard? Because you've had a mass effect on me.

Are you the hero of time? Lets find out, try and coax this master sword out of my pants.

Not forgetting the best chat-up line in Nintendo history:

Spoiler:

 

"Tingle Tingle Kooloo-Limpah!"