Wha'daya So Mad About?

I will

NotMyFinalForm wrote:

If you're expecting good gameplay then just avoid this game. This is just another highly pretentious and cinematic walking simulator with brainead puzzles and combat being overrated by hipsters.

Angus wrote:

If you want to feel artsy like a post modern hipster douchebag then this one is for you. Hope this non-game can be kept up by GAME DEV fanboys and people who don't play video games but want to push their ideals into them

beakerboy666 wrote:

Seems like video game standards have gone down. The only positive thing I can say about this game is that it has pretty graphics. The story? Nonsensical and cringe. The combat? brain-dead easy and definitely not fun or deep. The puzzles? Confusing, out of place, and uninspiring.

But it doesn't stop there. Their main character was purposely made to be incredibly ugly, like it's extremely hard to not look away when you see her face, it's disgustingly ugly and it's just like with Mass Effect Andromeda, apparently it is politically correct now to make your characters butt-ugly. She doesn't even look like a female, at all. Also, I'm training to be a psychologist, and I can safely say the game's interpretation of mental illness is naive at BEST. A person with psychosis would not die as a result of their hallucinations like MAIN CHARACTERS NAME SPELT WRONG does frequently. Their would be no plague crawling up their arm. You can't try to mimic a real life mental illness and make it fit along with your fantasy mythology, it just doesn't work. You will regret buying this game. You would probably even regret pirating it too.

Bingo, was trying to find Jim Sterling's 1/10 review but he's replaced it with a 7/10.

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This game is one of the worst SERIES games, it's not even a good game. The MECHANIC sections are SO boring. LOCATION may seem massive, but it's actually empty.

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This is a long tiresome game. Music terrible, Control terrible. It makes me sad to be an elf.

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Dont buy this game, if you are older than 10. Graphics=2, Controls=2, Story=3, Sound= What sound?, No voice acting, incredibly boring boss fights. (No idea, how this game managed to create all that hype, guess PUBLISHER is investing a lot in getting favorable reviews instead of investing in hardware and games)

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As a massive fan, i can only express my most severe disappointment... it takes shapeshifting from PREVIOUS GAME and adds that to EARLIER GAME... that's this game. but EARLIER GAME was new and amazing, a believable massive world with gorgeous graphics and gameplay. THIS GAME is, in the year 2006, none of those things. it's physically painful for me to watch my most beloved franchises go down the drain... and look at the critic reviews. 95/100? did nobody notice that the only new thing is the light gun control? Why nintendo, why. why couldn't the wii be more than an overclocked gamecube with a new controller and a higher price tag? look at assassins creed, a game that actually looks like a incredible new genre all it's own. why can't SERIES break any new ground? because it's on the wii

We getting your pick Drunka?

What are you on about, did it ages ago.

I see what you did boyo, is it Twilight Princess?

correctomundo.

Sonic Forces?

Bingo

Cool. Let's go.

Eats shitty apple pie and likes it wrote:

This game's plot and gameplay are briliant, However :

It has that typical "Obsidion/Bestheda/[developer]" problem.
The characters are wooden, and their lines come out as Narrow, Dull, Absurd, and Unbeleivable.

So it's just more of the 1st game, it Reins higher than FO3 and FO : NV, the first game, and Dragon Age, But here I'm going to judge it by how it looks : TERRIBLE.
As I said, the conversations are wooden and just weird, and it only get's interesting by the Half-Way point, and for a game so "Sexualised" there's not much of that.

Once The dev's wipe those lingering craps off the Otherwise Delicious Apple pie that is [game series], it's gonna be great

I LOVE GEARS OF WAR THIS IS A BABY GAME wrote:

Nothing but a Gears of War clone. A 10 hour RPG (if you can call it that). No exploration what so ever. Everything straight forward. RPG for a 10 year old. Holds your hand. Nothing but shooting and the shooting isn't even fun. Stupid conversations that take you nowhere.

STOP MILKING ME FOR MONEY DEVS wrote:

I do not want the rpg genre to follow the [game series] direction: oversimplifying every rpg aspect: starting from character creation, through the party management, exploration, combat and storyline part of the game. On top of that the game is ridiculous short, overuses same planet/building over and over again and has no replayability value at all. I also found the loading time between zones to long. It is a scheme to milk as much dollars from the players as possible with shiny, superficial games full of meaningless pseudo - minigames,

Mass Effect 2?

Yep. Onto you.

Destiny 2? Total shot in the dark.

Not even close

Oh, I'm not sure... Xenoblade Chronicles?

Wrong but genre is closer.

I'll give you all a clue it's coming to Xbox One via Backwards Compatibility.

I even cheated and looked on the Xbox One Backwards Compatibility page and I don't know what this is. Darksiders?

Nope and I did say Jay was close with the genre

Rad Mobile?

I wish, maybe we could get it as part of SEGA AGES on Switch.

Popeye on Arcade?