Say Cheese: The Returnening!

Here's me, sporting a mildly disturbing expression at the Gin Festival in York on Saturday:

I don't know if I am afraid or turned on Stu.

Hope you took the opportunity to promote Gintendo Namer, Stu.

We should get business cards

Nice full beard.

The caption is "I have you now, Mr. Bond".

oldschool wrote:

I don't know if I am afraid or turned on Stu.  

Show me a man who isn't turned on and I will show you a liar.

@Balla: I went round and stuck "Tendo" on the ends of all the optics. Honest!

Cheers @Jas! I'm sure it's but a wee baby one compared to yours, though.

@Zero: *strokes pussy*

Stu_the_great wrote:

@Zero: *strokes pussy*

You're not fooling anyone Stu, you've never stroked a pussy in your life. You are more a Budgie stroker ......... (puts on his budgie smugglers)

oldschool wrote:

You're not fooling anyone Stu, you've never stroked a pussy in your life.  You are more a Budgie stroker  ......... (puts on his budgie smugglers)  

*awaits oldschool photoshoot*

Stu_the_great wrote:

oldschool wrote:

You're not fooling anyone Stu, you've never stroked a pussy in your life.  You are more a Budgie stroker  ......... (puts on his budgie smugglers)  

*awaits oldschool photoshoot*

If you know the character Daffyd in Little Britain, then you can imagine me in budgie smugglers, albeit, a little slimmer. There, now you are not so keen are you?

oldschool wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

@Zero: *strokes pussy*

You're not fooling anyone Stu, you've never stroked a pussy in your life.  You are more a Budgie stroker  ......... (puts on his budgie smugglers)  

I thought this was going to go a completely different way than it did.

oldschool wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

oldschool wrote:

You're not fooling anyone Stu, you've never stroked a pussy in your life.  You are more a Budgie stroker  ......... (puts on his budgie smugglers)  

*awaits oldschool photoshoot*

If you know the character Daffyd in Little Britain, then you can imagine me in budgie smugglers, albeit, a little slimmer.  There, now you are not so keen are you?  

Little Britain is far more revolting that you in budgie smugglers, I'm sure. What a craptastic show that was.

Stu_the_great wrote:

oldschool wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

oldschool wrote:

You're not fooling anyone Stu, you've never stroked a pussy in your life.  You are more a Budgie stroker  ......... (puts on his budgie smugglers)  

*awaits oldschool photoshoot*

If you know the character Daffyd in Little Britain, then you can imagine me in budgie smugglers, albeit, a little slimmer.  There, now you are not so keen are you?  

Little Britain is far more revolting that you in budgie smugglers, I'm sure. What a craptastic show that was.

Nooooooo!!!!! I loved Little Britain. I love a good documentary, it has helped me understand you Britains.

Didn't you get all the factual stuff you needed from Keeping Up Appearances?

Stu_the_great wrote:

Didn't you get all the factual stuff you needed from Keeping Up Appearances?

Never watched that one, but my early years were spent other British documentaries like Benny Hill and Are You Being Served. It made me the man I am today.

It made you a sex pest?

I recommend Keeping Up Appearances, but certainly not until I've sat you down at gunpoint to watch Father Ted. Ah, g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan G'WAN! Etc.

Stu_the_great wrote:

It made you a sex pest?

I recommend Keeping Up Appearances, but certainly not until I've sat you down at gunpoint to watch Father Ted. Ah, g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan g'wan G'WAN! Etc.

With all the court cases, I am pretty sure everyone I watched on television or listened to on record was a sex pest!

Tis I!



This was my favourite of the recent red noses.

Had to get permission to post this. It's not technically a picture of me, either, but:

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A more recent picture of myself. (from 2 days ago in fact)

I can't help but pull weird faces in most pictures as well.:

Nice clock - reminds me of a biscuit.

I'm saying this because your expression is terrifying, Jas.

It's official, Zero is a member of Umbrella. Always thought there was something fishy about him...

andyman949 wrote:

It's official, Zero is a member of Umbrella.

(That's Jas...)

Here's me getting the pin on a bathroom floor. The mate I usually AA tried to lift me but I reversed it into a power pomb:

Me later that night, partying very hard...:

I'm going to get AA aren't I.

My logic was clearly well off there. I was thinking along the fact Zero liked it, totally ignoring the fact Jas actually owns it