Say Cheese: The Returnening!

Nah, I gave an interview and photoshoot to a freelancer for what I thought was the local paper, and then all the papers used the same one.

I used the Mail link because it was the first result when I googled my name.

That's one bad ass banana..... Man

Absolutely hilarious story.

What a great news story.

Also: I love that photograph of sporky, Zero and Balla.

The most recent (decent) photograph of me is ten months old now. Stood on the highest point of Anacapri, Naples last summer:



I cannot be held responsible for any loss of eyesight caused by the sunshine reflecting off my bonce.

@Stu_the_great wrote:

I cannot be held responsible for any loss of eyesight caused by the sunshine reflecting off my bonce.

I prefer "Ding!"

I was snapped while at a gig (a few weeks ago) without knowing, btw I'm filming one of the acts.

Now that is a mighty beard indeed.

I like to imagine your chin is that shape under the beard.

I've got that shirt too.

@Buskalilly wrote:

I like to imagine your chin is that shape under the beard.

My secret is out.

I hope you plan to buy a "respect the beard" t shirt.

I do indeed want one of those T shirts & the new 'The beard is here' one.

Because this thread could do with an update, here's me visiting a museum in Edinburgh and trying to blend in with the locals.

Did you stand on the scales to see what animal is the same weight as you? Whenever I go there are always these stupid "children" queuing and so I've never had the guts/selfishness to push in front of them.

I did! I can't remember which one I got, but I can remember it wasn't the ridiculous yet brilliantly named megasloth.

a.k.a. megalotherium. Formative years spent in the Natural History Museum (London) paying off, in by ability to quote useless trivia without checking Wikipedia!

You've definitely improved since you were a teenager, Jay.  

Losing the Bieber do did wonders.

I met Hunk. He gave me 'The End'. I then won a £10 eshop voucher and felt compelled to get Mercenaries on my 3DS again. Still one of the best looking games on the machine. Not enough headshots on 3DS.

That's how Norris will be dressed when he finally cracks, Buska.  

And the award for strangest couple goes to...

Mainly for Smurf

So...would you like to see just how short I am?   

I assure you all.....i'm just in my socks!

"SON. I AM DISAPPOINTED" is the vibe I'm getting there.   

Here's me with a massive bottle of beer.