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Monster Hunter Rise - to be followed by Monster Hunters Summerhayez, Jaz, and Moylez (26/09)
64 Sunshine Galaxy is just what Britain will feel like in ten years. (21/09)
Mario Has More Games Than Ever, And You'll Need To Master Them All To Spray Water In The Starshine (17/09)
Venus: the Original Mario Boss Planet (14/09)
Age of Calamity?  Sounds about right. (10/09)
...In This, The Year Of Mario (05/09)

Ratchet and Clank? More like Ratchet and W[redacted] (31/08)
Where 'Opening Night Live' Refers to the Grackler's Mouth (28/08)
Spiritfarer, Ales Darker (22/08)
Our Reviewing Algorithm Gives All Indie Games 7/10 (17/08)
In today's news: "Dyslexic Pokemon fans continue to keep Pikmin franchise alive" (10/08)
We like our Video Game Music Challenges like we like our men: in Really Hard Mode. (05/08)

We ate up that LEGO-Nintendo crossover news, but it's our wallet that's s**tting bricks. (31/07)
Halo, is it Mi(crosoft) you're looking for? (27/07)
What is a RPG? A miserable little pile of EXP. But enough cutscenes… Have at you! (22/07)
Not to be confused with the pizza-maker, Papa Mario the Oregano King (17/07)
Beautiful, in a Monstrous Way; like Godzilla with a Bit of Lippy (13/07)
The Bakugan Game Reveal Made Us Drowzee (10/07)
RIP Enrico Morricone - I Hope He Makes Lotsa Spaghetti Western Soundtracks in Heaven (06/07)
Diving Like Ronaldo In A Seedy Bar (03/07)

Fill thee not up on snackes; there's yet dinner. (29/06)
This Tagline Brought To You By Your Admin-Ministrators (25/06)
I'm Okay With Swords, And I Like Shields, But I Love Armour (20/06)
But can the PS5 run Lights Off, Locks Locked? (16/06)
We built this city on sausage rolls. (12/06)
51 Worldwide Protests Against Racism (08/06)
We’re Really Feeling That Black Lives Matter. (02/06)

Xenoplayed: Get It Blade (26/05)
Paper Mario has a new course in Mario Kart 8. It's based on the A4. (18/05)
A Return to the Paper Marios Of Fold? (14/05)
Tony Hawk?  We're More Interested in Crazy Redd's Phony Hawk(ing) (12/05)
Stay Lonely to Flatten the Mountain Until Infection Rates Go Downhill (07/05)
Mayday!  Mayday!  We're All F**ked (04/05)

Moving Out? Not In This Climate You're Not (28/04)
Don't Leif the House or You'll Reg-Redd It (24/04)
Terraform in Animal Crossing While Terror Forms Outside (16/04)
Lockhart > Lockdown (13/04)
And on the Third Day He Rose Again, and Removed the Eggs Wrecking the Ecosystem (11/04)
Beat the Bug: Stay Inside and Play (CO)Video Games (07/04)
Tom Nook's Crafted World (01/04)

Few games are pants, but some are Panzer than others. (27/03)
Welcome to your new island!  Because you can't go out on your old one any more. (21/03)
Feat. Jay ‘The Arsehole’ Moyles vs. ROSS YOU DOBBER (18/03)
The Only 'Corona' We're Afraid Of Has Bowser in a Bath On Top (15/03)
After Murder by Numbers, We Can't Wait for Bird BoxBoy (12/03)
Your Days Are Numbered! (Sorry) (07/03)
GG WP, Kamiya (03/03)

Wall tiles are shiny, and wood planks are woody (26/02)
Nook on March 20th - Jackpot! (21/02)
Nocturnal Emiction System (17/02)
Rose Is Red, Violet Is Blue, Flag Is Win, Baba Is You (14/02)
Snack World Vs. Raw (10/02)
Wow, it looks like an ancient piece of pottery! It plays like an ancient piece of poo. (06/02)
Bum Poo Wee Games Month (01/02)

What is a backlog? A miserable pile of unplayed games! (25/01)
Too Many Sodding #FE (characters in Smash) (20/01)
Please go vote in the 2019 Annual Awards!  We've only had one voting thread all decade... (15/01)
Everybody Was Kubfu Fighting (11/01)
Dr. Kawashima trains your brain to OBEY, CONSUME, REPRODUCE (08/01)
Oh, that dookie don't float! (03/01)

GNamer's Into Its Second Decade! (31/12)
Hope You Like 2020 Vision Puns (27/12)
Day Is Christmas; Merry Is You (25/12)
Yule Log Your Progress On Your SD Card (22/12)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Santa, Rudolph & Jack Frost (19/12)
Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, 'Pay your damn mortgage, hm?' (16/12)
In Space, No One Can Hear You Sing Carols (12/12)
Don't be a Wooloo: Vote Jeremy Corbiknight on Thursday (11/12)
Grackler Is Cam; Grackler Has Crackler (06/12)
These new Pokemon will (Sir)fetch a good price. (03/12)

November:

 

JOIN THE GNAMER SECRET SANTA YOU CHUFFSTERS (29/11)
My girlfriend and I are considering making an effort to breed things... (26/11)
Drunkalilly = Pookémon Master (22/11)
Does Hop Dream of Mareep? (19/11)
Wear a Shield on your Sword to prevent infections and pregnancy. (14/11)
Nobody Does Being Stranded Among the Dead Better than Luigi (09/11)
Enough Viewers to Protect Sparta (07/11)
Don't Forget to Tip the Portergeists (03/11)

October:

 

Please Gooigi on us, we're not good at games. (31/10)
Drunka is a Diddler (28/10)
Where 'Tangle Tower' has Nothing to Do with Disney's Rapunzel (26/10)
Could you (Ring) Fit in a Quiz? (21/10)
Skippable catching tutorial in Sword and Shield! Yet more cut content! (20 and 25/10)
Little Time Hatkid (17/10)
Basically the Playstation 5 name is Body Bags 2. (14/10)
Even We Have Had Enough 'Switcher' Puns (11/10)
F*CK OFF BLIZZARD (08/10)
F*CK OFF DOG (04/10)

September:

 

More Like Mario Sh**t Tour (30/09)
Quests in JRPG Can Really Drag On (26/09)
Sayonara Wild Honks (23/09)
Geese > Ducks (20/09)
Geese > Fish (17/09)
Daemon Genesis Evangelion (13/09)
Say, Lest We Never Meet Again, Farewell (10/09)
How Can Sakurai Bear This Terryble Workload? (06/09)
TOO. MANY. GAMES. NOT. ENOUGH. TIME. (02/09)

August:

 

Do Astral Chain Smokers Inhale a Lot of (S)tar?  (30/08)
Browse the Dark Web for Illegal Power-Ups with Mario Kart TOR (27/08)
I'M THIRTY (23/08)
You Used To Call Me On My Cell Phone, Late Night When You Need Men Killed (21/08)
If You Can’t Stand The Heat Get Out Of This Indie Direct (19/08)
We're All Looking Forward to Scorbunny's Fire/Fighting Evolution (16/08)
Turok Likes His Multiplayer Like He Likes His Dinosaurs: Annihilated (12/08)
Fewer Spoilers than a Pretentious Garage (10/08)
Which House Will You Choose: Mystic, Valour, or Instinct? (06/08)
FMK: Claude, Dimitri and Edelgard (03/08)

July:

 

I would give you this key for your jam but you haven't any. (30/07)
FE:TH Hope and Charity (26/07)
Play Videogames to Distract Yourself from Britain Today! (24/07)
We Spent All Our Superhero Taglines in May (18/07)
Jofra is a Better Archer than Link (14/07)
Blue Clefairy in the Outlet by the Lite Switch (10/07)
We don't buy resold keys... unless they cost five pink coins. (08/07)
You made some Mario levels?  For us?  Shanks a bunch! (05/07)
F**k capitalism!  Burn it all down! (02/07)

June:

 

Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the Mario Maker; the last one is out, yippee! (29/06)
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Stain Remover, Washing Machine, and Eventual Acceptance (26/06)
Now Then, Let Us Ca-Dance! (22/06)
Screw Banjo in Smash, Where's Goku? (19/06)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Phil Spencer, Matt Booty, Keanu Reeves (16/06)
The last deserted island I visited had smoke monsters and polar bears, not crippling debt and tents (13/06)
Goo's the boy next door, living in the haunted mansion? (11/06)
Are You Excited, Equilibrial, or Exasperated About E3? (09/06)
Pokémon Sword and Shield: Not Developed by Crystal Dynamax (05/06)
Sweating like Pavarotti's pallbearers (01/06)

Previous Taglines - 2019 and onwards

May (Superhero Month!):

 

Who created most of the modern visual language of comic-books but also can swallow you whole? Jack Kirby (31/05)
Saving the forum today: Batman from Cricket 2019!  Wait, sorry: BatSman. (30/05)
Saving the forum today: Pokémon Masters of the Universe! (29/05)
Charizard used Brightburn!  It's super terrifying! (28/05)
Saving the forum today: the Apollo Justice League! (27/05)
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh, Mysterio's girl, I wanna get close to you ♪ (26/05)
He was called 'Tanos' in the NES original.  The extra 'H' is for HAMAZING! (25/05)
Enter our Marvelous competition for your chance to win Pokémon O-Vega Red & Pokémon Jubileef Green (24/05)
Brexitman - the Worst Supervillain of our Time (23/05)
‘Man, what a buncha jokers!’ Reyn said to Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger and Mark Hamill (22/05)
Dark Phoenix Wright, in cinemas now! (21/05)
The forum crashing is the Bane of our existence (20/05)
Saving the forum today: The HM05! (19/05)
Tenderloin Minimise as Doctor Strange meets the other Tenderloin Minimise as Iron Man (18/05)
You Won't Like Mario's Sun When It's Angry (17/05)
Create Your Own Cinematic Universe in Super Marvel Maker (16/05)
The Apengers- Iron Mas, The Inchrisible Hulk, Captain Amasofda, The Mighty Thonic . . . all with Black Widow's hair. (15/05)
By Day, Scott is a Normal Orange Raccoon... But At Night, He Transforms Into URIMAn! (14/05)
City's Fantastic Four: Mr FA-ntastic, The League Thing, The Premier Torch, and the Community Shield (13/05)
Radman, driving his well know vehicle, the Rad Mobile (12/05)
You will never see her/him coming......Samus Ant-man. (11/05)
Smashing the forum today: The Incredible Shulk! (10/05)
Aunt Jay and Spider_Mandyman949 (09/05)
To me, my X-Men: Cyclops Sword, Phoenix (Wright), Altered Beast and Starwolverine O'Donnell (08/05)
Saving the forum today: Baymax and the Magic Marker! (07/05)
Saving the forum today: The Green Lanturn! (05/05)
Saving the forum today: Black Panther Caroso! (04/05)
Saving the forum today: Wolverine O’Donnell! (03/05)
Saving the forum today: Scyther-Man! (02/05)
Saving the forum today: Superman-rio Bros.! (01/05)

April:

 

Forumites... assemble! Taking tagline suggestions for Superhero month now! (30/04)
What's In The Box, Boy!? (29/04)
Let Off Some Steamworld Bennett (25/04)
Blacker than a dying shadow, hotter and more bitter than Helheim itself... that is coffee. (23/04)
We don't care about SSDs or 3D audio, bring back the boomerang controller (20/04)
It's Simple, We Smash the Batman (17/04)
They Think It's All Labo VR: It Is Now (14/04)
You took a shortcut and gained nothing, as they said about Mario Circuit 64. (11/04)
Easy mode means nothing to the Grackler (07/04)
Mechstermination Force: Like Shadow of the Colossus, But Good (04/04)
Lanky Kong: Ape-ril Fool (01/04)

Mar:

 

Not to be Confused with the Houses of Parliament, i.e. Poshies' Dafted World (29/03)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Yuffie, Tifa, Aerith... Oh Wait (27/03)
Nindies, Why Do You Hate Dogs? (25/03)
If it's in a word, or it's in a clue, you can't get rid of the Baba Is You (22/03)
Nintendo and Microsoft: Don't Deal with the Google (20/03)
Google?  The only Stadia we're interested in is the Switch's price. (19/03)
Luke "Listen You C**t" Summerhayes (16/03)
Peach doesn't make the five most incompetent national leaders of the current era. (12/03)
Ground Control to Major Tom Nook - there's something wrong, we haven't seen your game (08/03)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Fire Emblem, Rune Factory, Dragon Quest (04/03)

Feb:

 

The water starter is the best.  If you disagree, there'll be Sobble. (28/02)
Welcome to Nintendo of America. No one's home. Now scram-- and don't come back! Gwa ha ha! (25/02)
On This Day, All Of Our Bodies Are Ready (22/02)
Collect Eight Instruments to Wake the Wind Fish?  You Know There's A Stick For That, Right? (20/02)
The Mario Who Made The World (17/02)
Turn and Face the Stars (Astral Ch-Ch-Ch-Chain-ges) (15/02)
Rose is a Slowpoke, violet's a Purrloin, exhuming an in-joke, Minimise Tenderloin (13/02)
Epson Printer Error is a f*nny! (10/02)
****, Marry, Kill? Captain Hook, Hades, Jafar (07/02)
Screw Your Games, Here's Goku (now in cinemas) (04/02)
'...gingers don't have souls, we steal them and each freckle we have is a stolen soul.' (03/02)

Jan:

 

Bloomin' hell, would you beleaf it? Piranha Plant is out now! (31/01)
Arriving on time just like your train home, it's time for another episode of the Gracklecast! (29/01)
That's what happens when you let Arzest develop your games. (25/01)
Which big men has it been a good year for?  Find out in the GNamer Annual Awards! (21/01)
A new No More Heroes game?  Suda've thunk it? (18/01)
New Super Mario Bros.: Now About As 'New' As Humans Being Gits To Each Other (15/01)
Deadline for the 2018 GNamer Annual Awards is this coming Monday.  Get your deluxe tales of 2018 in quick! (11/01)
Where You Won't Have a HARROWING POO EXPERIENCE (08/01)
'...gingers don't have souls, we steal them and each freckle we have is a stolen soul.' (04/01)
I apologise profusely that I have not become sufficiently inebriated so as to perform for you as the clown for which you have for so long taken me. (02/01)