Post a tagline again!

Stu_the_great wrote:

Originally a tribute to the blackboard/countless freeze-frame jokes seen in The Simpsons, it'd be neat if we could share the wit. Post a forum tagline and the most gigglesome ones might appear atop the forum on any given day. Obviously we can't post 'em all, and we'll occasionally post ones we've thought up on the spot, but hopefully this'll be another bit of fun.

I've already seen some superb banter around here, so let's spread it around. Topical, political or completely irrelevant: let's hear what you've got!

And we still do so to this day!




Please go vote in the 2019 Annual Awards! We've only had one voting thread all decade... (15/01)
Everybody Was Kubfu Fighting (11/01)
Dr. Kawashima trains your brain to OBEY, CONSUME, REPRODUCE (08/01)
Oh, that dookie don't float! (03/01)

2019:

 

GNamer's Into Its Second Decade! (31/12)
Hope You Like 2020 Vision Puns (27/12)
Day Is Christmas; Merry Is You (25/12)
Yule Log Your Progress On Your SD Card (22/12)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Santa, Rudolph & Jack Frost (19/12)
Hark how the bells, sweet silver bells, all seem to say, 'Pay your damn mortgage, hm?' (16/12)
In Space, No One Can Hear You Sing Carols (12/12)
Don't be a Wooloo: Vote Jeremy Corbiknight on Thursday (11/12)
Grackler Is Cam; Grackler Has Crackler (06/12)
These new Pokemon will (Sir)fetch a good price. (03/12)

November:

 

JOIN THE GNAMER SECRET SANTA YOU CHUFFSTERS (29/11)
My girlfriend and I are considering making an effort to breed things... (26/11)
Drunkalilly = Pookémon Master (22/11)
Does Hop Dream of Mareep? (19/11)
Wear a Shield on your Sword to prevent infections and pregnancy. (14/11)
Nobody Does Being Stranded Among the Dead Better than Luigi (09/11)
Enough Viewers to Protect Sparta (07/11)
Don't Forget to Tip the Portergeists (03/11)

October:

 

Please Gooigi on us, we're not good at games. (31/10)
Drunka is a Diddler (28/10)
Where 'Tangle Tower' has Nothing to Do with Disney's Rapunzel (26/10)
Could you (Ring) Fit in a Quiz? (21/10)
Skippable catching tutorial in Sword and Shield! Yet more cut content! (20 and 25/10)
Little Time Hatkid (17/10)
Basically the Playstation 5 name is Body Bags 2. (14/10)
Even We Have Had Enough 'Switcher' Puns (11/10)
F*CK OFF BLIZZARD (08/10)
F*CK OFF DOG (04/10)

September:

 

More Like Mario Sh**t Tour (30/09)
Quests in JRPG Can Really Drag On (26/09)
Sayonara Wild Honks (23/09)
Geese > Ducks (20/09)
Geese > Fish (17/09)
Daemon Genesis Evangelion (13/09)
Say, Lest We Never Meet Again, Farewell (10/09)
How Can Sakurai Bear This Terryble Workload? (06/09)
TOO. MANY. GAMES. NOT. ENOUGH. TIME. (02/09)

August:

 

Do Astral Chain Smokers Inhale a Lot of (S)tar?  (30/08)
Browse the Dark Web for Illegal Power-Ups with Mario Kart TOR (27/08)
I'M THIRTY (23/08)
You Used To Call Me On My Cell Phone, Late Night When You Need Men Killed (21/08)
If You Can’t Stand The Heat Get Out Of This Indie Direct (19/08)
We're All Looking Forward to Scorbunny's Fire/Fighting Evolution (16/08)
Turok Likes His Multiplayer Like He Likes His Dinosaurs: Annihilated (12/08)
Fewer Spoilers than a Pretentious Garage (10/08)
Which House Will You Choose: Mystic, Valour, or Instinct? (06/08)
FMK: Claude, Dimitri and Edelgard (03/08)

July:

 

I would give you this key for your jam but you haven't any. (30/07)
FE:TH Hope and Charity (26/07)
Play Videogames to Distract Yourself from Britain Today! (24/07)
We Spent All Our Superhero Taglines in May (18/07)
Jofra is a Better Archer than Link (14/07)
Blue Clefairy in the Outlet by the Lite Switch (10/07)
We don't buy resold keys... unless they cost five pink coins. (08/07)
You made some Mario levels?  For us?  Shanks a bunch! (05/07)
F**k capitalism!  Burn it all down! (02/07)

June:

 

Rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and who do you think they be? The butcher, the baker, the Mario Maker; the last one is out, yippee! (29/06)
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Stain Remover, Washing Machine, and Eventual Acceptance (26/06)
Now Then, Let Us Ca-Dance! (22/06)
Screw Banjo in Smash, Where's Goku? (19/06)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Phil Spencer, Matt Booty, Keanu Reeves (16/06)
The last deserted island I visited had smoke monsters and polar bears, not crippling debt and tents (13/06)
Goo's the boy next door, living in the haunted mansion? (11/06)
Are You Excited, Equilibrial, or Exasperated About E3? (09/06)
Pokémon Sword and Shield: Not Developed by Crystal Dynamax (05/06)
Sweating like Pavarotti's pallbearers (01/06)

Previous Taglines - 2019 and onwards

May (Superhero Month!):

 

Who created most of the modern visual language of comic-books but also can swallow you whole? Jack Kirby (31/05)
Saving the forum today: Batman from Cricket 2019!  Wait, sorry: BatSman. (30/05)
Saving the forum today: Pokémon Masters of the Universe! (29/05)
Charizard used Brightburn!  It's super terrifying! (28/05)
Saving the forum today: the Apollo Justice League! (27/05)
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh, Mysterio's girl, I wanna get close to you ♪ (26/05)
He was called 'Tanos' in the NES original.  The extra 'H' is for HAMAZING! (25/05)
Enter our Marvelous competition for your chance to win Pokémon O-Vega Red & Pokémon Jubileef Green (24/05)
Brexitman - the Worst Supervillain of our Time (23/05)
‘Man, what a buncha jokers!’ Reyn said to Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger and Mark Hamill (22/05)
Dark Phoenix Wright, in cinemas now! (21/05)
The forum crashing is the Bane of our existence (20/05)
Saving the forum today: The HM05! (19/05)
Tenderloin Minimise as Doctor Strange meets the other Tenderloin Minimise as Iron Man (18/05)
You Won't Like Mario's Sun When It's Angry (17/05)
Create Your Own Cinematic Universe in Super Marvel Maker (16/05)
The Apengers- Iron Mas, The Inchrisible Hulk, Captain Amasofda, The Mighty Thonic . . . all with Black Widow's hair. (15/05)
By Day, Scott is a Normal Orange Raccoon... But At Night, He Transforms Into URIMAn! (14/05)
City's Fantastic Four: Mr FA-ntastic, The League Thing, The Premier Torch, and the Community Shield (13/05)
Radman, driving his well know vehicle, the Rad Mobile (12/05)
You will never see her/him coming......Samus Ant-man. (11/05)
Smashing the forum today: The Incredible Shulk! (10/05)
Aunt Jay and Spider_Mandyman949 (09/05)
To me, my X-Men: Cyclops Sword, Phoenix (Wright), Altered Beast and Starwolverine O'Donnell (08/05)
Saving the forum today: Baymax and the Magic Marker! (07/05)
Saving the forum today: The Green Lanturn! (05/05)
Saving the forum today: Black Panther Caroso! (04/05)
Saving the forum today: Wolverine O’Donnell! (03/05)
Saving the forum today: Scyther-Man! (02/05)
Saving the forum today: Superman-rio Bros.! (01/05)

April:

 

Forumites... assemble! Taking tagline suggestions for Superhero month now! (30/04)
What's In The Box, Boy!? (29/04)
Let Off Some Steamworld Bennett (25/04)
Blacker than a dying shadow, hotter and more bitter than Helheim itself... that is coffee. (23/04)
We don't care about SSDs or 3D audio, bring back the boomerang controller (20/04)
It's Simple, We Smash the Batman (17/04)
They Think It's All Labo VR: It Is Now (14/04)
You took a shortcut and gained nothing, as they said about Mario Circuit 64. (11/04)
Easy mode means nothing to the Grackler (07/04)
Mechstermination Force: Like Shadow of the Colossus, But Good (04/04)
Lanky Kong: Ape-ril Fool (01/04)

Mar:

 

Not to be Confused with the Houses of Parliament, i.e. Poshies' Dafted World (29/03)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Yuffie, Tifa, Aerith... Oh Wait (27/03)
Nindies, Why Do You Hate Dogs? (25/03)
If it's in a word, or it's in a clue, you can't get rid of the Baba Is You (22/03)
Nintendo and Microsoft: Don't Deal with the Google (20/03)
Google?  The only Stadia we're interested in is the Switch's price. (19/03)
Luke "Listen You C**t" Summerhayes (16/03)
Peach doesn't make the five most incompetent national leaders of the current era. (12/03)
Ground Control to Major Tom Nook - there's something wrong, we haven't seen your game (08/03)
F**k, Marry, Kill - Fire Emblem, Rune Factory, Dragon Quest (04/03)

Feb:

 

The water starter is the best.  If you disagree, there'll be Sobble. (28/02)
Welcome to Nintendo of America. No one's home. Now scram-- and don't come back! Gwa ha ha! (25/02)
On This Day, All Of Our Bodies Are Ready (22/02)
Collect Eight Instruments to Wake the Wind Fish?  You Know There's A Stick For That, Right? (20/02)
The Mario Who Made The World (17/02)
Turn and Face the Stars (Astral Ch-Ch-Ch-Chain-ges) (15/02)
Rose is a Slowpoke, violet's a Purrloin, exhuming an in-joke, Minimise Tenderloin (13/02)
Epson Printer Error is a f*nny! (10/02)
****, Marry, Kill? Captain Hook, Hades, Jafar (07/02)
Screw Your Games, Here's Goku (now in cinemas) (04/02)
'...gingers don't have souls, we steal them and each freckle we have is a stolen soul.' (03/02)

Jan:

 

Bloomin' hell, would you beleaf it? Piranha Plant is out now! (31/01)
Arriving on time just like your train home, it's time for another episode of the Gracklecast! (29/01)
That's what happens when you let Arzest develop your games. (25/01)
Which big men has it been a good year for?  Find out in the GNamer Annual Awards! (21/01)
A new No More Heroes game?  Suda've thunk it? (18/01)
New Super Mario Bros.: Now About As 'New' As Humans Being Gits To Each Other (15/01)
Deadline for the 2018 GNamer Annual Awards is this coming Monday.  Get your deluxe tales of 2018 in quick! (11/01)
Where You Won't Have a HARROWING POO EXPERIENCE (08/01)
'...gingers don't have souls, we steal them and each freckle we have is a stolen soul.' (04/01)
I apologise profusely that I have not become sufficiently inebriated so as to perform for you as the clown for which you have for so long taken me. (02/01)

Balla with his rules and having to be Nintendo-themed

Time for Admin Andy

Smashing the forum today: The incredible Shulk

My slippy sense is ing

Just pointing out that today's tagline would also work as MJay and Spider_Mandyman949.

Blame Jay for that. Incidentally, is today's tagline a stealth reveal of the new admin. team?

Also, after protesting the previous tagger style, I'm expecting some top suggestions from you this month Jas.

Muss wrote:

Smashing the forum today: The incredible Shulk

and yet also . In other words, prime tagline material.

Is that how it works? Erm.........

You will never see her/him coming......Samus Ant-man.

*runs*

The_Jaster wrote:

Just pointing out that today's tagline would also work as MJay and Spider_Mandyman949.  

...I don't like the implication of that pairing.

The Apengers- Iron Mas, The Inchrisible Hulk, Captain Amasofda, The Mighty Thonic . . . all with Black Widow's hair.

Radman, driving his well know vehicle, the Rad Mobile

Tenderloin Minimise as Doctor Strange, meets the Other Tenderloin Minimise as Iron Man

Silva Surfer

City's Fantastic Four: Mr FA-ntastic, The League Thing, The Premier Torch, and the Community Shield.

masofdas wrote:

Silva Surfer

I wouldn't have known what this was about at all if Drunka hadn't posted his one. I'm afraid that since I'm bunging the taggers up, you might have to explain any suggestions that fall outside my wheelhouse - until Andy takes over, that is!

Drunkalilly wrote:

City's Fantastic Four: Mr FA-ntastic, The League Thing, The Premier Torch, and the Community Shield.

We've not won the FA Cup yet

@Balla that's your fault not knowing about maybe one the biggest sporting events of the year

Maybe, but regardless of fault, if you want it to go up your tagline post needs to look like this:

masofdas wrote:

Silva Surfer (Silva being a bloke who plays for Man. City (I assume you've seen the headlines Balla?))

or this:

masofdas wrote:

Silva Surfer JAY THIS ONE'S FOR YOU JAY PLEASE USE THIS JAY

I'll ask Andy next time

I am Andy and I approve this tagline

Sent from Topic'it App

Very bold of you to presume I know a lot about domestic football... I really only care about international games!

There you are Mas, English league footie is bobbins and you're going to need to give us more to work with, and that's the final word on the matter until the Great Crumprising of 2019.

JayMoyles wrote:

Very bold of you to presume I know a lot about domestic football... I really only care about international games!

International football is bobbins

Whilst the football might technically be better on a domestic level, I'm simply not invested in club football whereas I find it a lot easier to get into international football.

masofdas wrote:

International football is bobbins

I've reported you to Theresa Mays Patriotism Police. Unless you chant "It's Coming Home" for the next week you'll be shipped to the foreigners and traitors camps.

Fortunately given police funding cuts Mas will be safe until England actually win the World Cup next, in 3150.

Suggestions for less bobbins Super Herio Maker (sorry) taglines appreciated! Also, next week I think it would be nice to do supervillains, so if you have any suggestions for them...?

"Man, what a buncha jokers!" Reyn said to Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger and Mark Hamill

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh, Mysterio's girl, I wanna get close to you ♪

Dark Phoenix Wright, in cinemas now!

Enter our Marvelous competition for your chance to win Pokémon O-Vega Red & Pokémon Jubileef Green

Xin Eoph's definitely getting a tagger!  Jay's suggestion remains the best though.

I kind of want to do one for Brightburn too, since that's genuinely a top idea.  Any suggestions?