Post a tagline again!

Subject: Post a tagline again! Wed 8 May 2019 - 19:08

@Stu_the_great wrote:: Originally a tribute to the blackboard/countless freeze-frame jokes seen in The Simpsons, it'd be neat if we could share the wit. Post a forum tagline and the most gigglesome ones might appear atop the forum on any given day. Obviously we can't post 'em all, and we'll occasionally post ones we've thought up on the spot, but hopefully this'll be another bit of fun.

I've already seen some superb banter around here, so let's spread it around. Topical, political or completely irrelevant: let's hear what you've got!

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Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Wed 8 May 2019 - 20:52

Balla with his rules and having to be Nintendo-themed Rolling Eyes

Time for Admin Andy

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 9 May 2019 - 17:03

Smashing the forum today: The incredible Shulk

My slippy sense is Tingle

ing

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 9 May 2019 - 19:04

Just pointing out that today's tagline would also work as MJay and Spider_Mandyman949. Wink

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 9 May 2019 - 19:08

Blame Jay for that. Incidentally, is today's tagline a stealth reveal of the new admin. team? Shifty

Also, after protesting the previous tagger style, I'm expecting some top suggestions from you this month Jas. Wink

@Muss wrote:: Smashing the forum today: The incredible Shulk

and yet also Applause

. In other words, prime tagline material.

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 9 May 2019 - 19:45

Is that how it works? Erm.........

You will never see her/him coming......Samus Ant-man.

*runs*

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Fri 10 May 2019 - 0:38

@The_Jaster wrote:: Just pointing out that today's tagline would also work as MJay and Spider_Mandyman949.

...I don't like the implication of that pairing. Laughing

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Fri 10 May 2019 - 16:35

The Apengers- Iron Mas, The Inchrisible Hulk, Captain Amasofda, The Mighty Thonic . . . all with Black Widow's hair.

Radman, driving his well know vehicle, the Rad Mobile

Tenderloin Minimise as Doctor Strange, meets the Other Tenderloin Minimise as Iron Man

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Sun 12 May 2019 - 19:00

Silva Surfer

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 13 May 2019 - 3:31

City's Fantastic Four: Mr FA-ntastic, The League Thing, The Premier Torch, and the Community Shield.

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 13 May 2019 - 10:27

@masofdas wrote:: Silva Surfer

I wouldn't have known what this was about at all if Drunka hadn't posted his one. Laughing

I'm afraid that since I'm bunging the taggers up, you might have to explain any suggestions that fall outside my wheelhouse - until Andy takes over, that is!

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 13 May 2019 - 17:48

Drunkalilly wrote:: City's Fantastic Four: Mr FA-ntastic, The League Thing, The Premier Torch, and the Community Shield.

We've not won the FA Cup yet

@Balla that's your fault not knowing about maybe one the biggest sporting events of the year

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 13 May 2019 - 20:13

Maybe, but regardless of fault, if you want it to go up your tagline post needs to look like this:

@masofdas wrote:: Silva Surfer (Silva being a bloke who plays for Man. City (I assume you've seen the headlines Balla?))

or this:

@masofdas wrote:: Silva Surfer JAY THIS ONE'S FOR YOU JAY PLEASE USE THIS JAY

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Tue 14 May 2019 - 9:47

I'll ask Andy next time
Balladeer

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Tue 14 May 2019 - 13:04

I am Andy and I approve this tagline

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Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Wed 15 May 2019 - 0:40

Very bold of you to presume I know a lot about domestic football... I really only care about international games!

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Wed 15 May 2019 - 19:08

There you are Mas, English league footie is bobbins and you're going to need to give us more to work with, and that's the final word on the matter until the Great Crumprising of 2019.

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Wed 15 May 2019 - 19:32

@JayMoyles wrote:: Very bold of you to presume I know a lot about domestic football... I really only care about international games!

International football is bobbins

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Wed 15 May 2019 - 23:48

Whilst the football might technically be better on a domestic level, I'm simply not invested in club football whereas I find it a lot easier to get into international football.

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 16 May 2019 - 14:31

@masofdas wrote:: International football is bobbins

I've reported you to Theresa Mays Patriotism Police. Unless you chant "It's Coming Home" for the next week you'll be shipped to the foreigners and traitors camps.

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 16 May 2019 - 18:47

Fortunately given police funding cuts Mas will be safe until England actually win the World Cup next, in 3150.

Suggestions for less bobbins Super Herio Maker (sorry) taglines appreciated! Also, next week I think it would be nice to do supervillains, so if you have any suggestions for them...?

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Thu 16 May 2019 - 21:54

"Man, what a buncha jokers!" Reyn said to Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger and Mark Hamill

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 20 May 2019 - 14:10

♪ Oh oh oh oh oh, Mysterio's girl, I wanna get close to you ♪

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Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 20 May 2019 - 17:21

@Muss wrote:: Dark Phoenix Wright, in cinemas now!

Subject: Re: Post a tagline again! Mon 20 May 2019 - 21:10

Xin Eoph's definitely getting a tagger! Jay's suggestion remains the best though. Grin

I kind of want to do one for Brightburn too, since that's genuinely a top idea. Any suggestions?

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