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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Thu 11 Jul 2019 - 21:39 | |
| Digimon: Cyber Sleuth Honestly I enjoyed this game, but I have some serious problems with it. First things first, though: I really liked the use of Tentamon in the Phoenix Wright role. His penchant for collecting absurd amounts of knowledge suited him well here. Agumon worked surprisingly well as not!Maya, too: his hot-headedness meant that he filled that slot particularly effectively also. The Digivolution scenes when they accuse somebody of the crime are also surprisingly effective, particularly the Warp-Digivolution against [REDACTED] in the final case. Poor Kari. Here's the thing though: most of the Digimon are designed to be one-episode villains. They don't stack up particularly well over an entire court case. Also, when a body's been burned to death and it's a choice between Agumon and Demidevimon, you know it's not going to be the fire-breather. That's police drama 101. 6/10 - What's really going on here:
Perhaps this is a daft idea, but after suggesting something similar to Cappa and falling about regarding the response, I thought I'd make this a thread idea. Basically, 'review' a game you've never (or barely) played. Bring all your irrational undeserved prejudices to the fore and give it a number, or just tear it apart. You may be challenged, or people may say that the game you reviewed was better than the actual game - that's the nature of the beast. I did wonder about turning this into a forum game, but those tend to die off fast here and I thought it'd better harness people's creativity in a more freeform style. So, show me your 'games reviews'!
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
Posts : 24038 Points : 24439 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 34 Location : VITA Island
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Thu 11 Jul 2019 - 21:54 | |
| Maybe a good idea, but I do know that a Digimon Cyber Sleuth collection is getting ported over to Switch from another system |
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Jimbob Bargain Hunter
Posts : 4642 Points : 4668 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 42 Location : Milton Keynes
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Mon 15 Jul 2019 - 21:58 | |
| DON'T TEMPT ME FRODO BALLA |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Mon 15 Jul 2019 - 22:00 | |
| Break my heart Jim, you know you want to. |
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Jimbob Bargain Hunter
Posts : 4642 Points : 4668 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 42 Location : Milton Keynes
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Mon 15 Jul 2019 - 22:16 | |
| Oh, not Digimon - I don't have any opinions at all. But I have a lot of hatred for games I've never physically touched. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Mon 15 Jul 2019 - 22:22 | |
| Which I'd love to see! From you or anyone, I thought/think this idea was/is going to fall seriously on its backside and break its coccyx. |
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
Posts : 15094 Points : 15272 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 34 Location : Nagano
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Wed 17 Jul 2019 - 15:19 | |
| OverwatchI'm a man of the world. I've read some magazines, watched some videos, I've even seen a real lady take off her bodice once or twice. Nonetheless, I've never really gone in for pornographic videogames. I put off giving this game a go for a long time. I remember everyone else playing it back in the day, but I didn't have a Playstation and it seemed like the kind of thing I wouldn't really enjoy playing with strangers over XBox Live. You really need to know your partners, know how to play the right roles for one another and how to bounce off eachother. I finally got around to giving it a go, and it was alright! As with any dirty game of its ilk, it made me wait far too long for the good bits. Don't get me wrong, the story and characters are great but I'm here to see them get their kits off and bump uglies. Point and click gubbins is not the best way to edge when your wild ape is fighting its way out of your armour and all you wanna do is cock your shotgun, so to speak. The shagging was proper filthy when I got to it, though. This has some anime stylings but it was made in the West, so nothing is blurred out. You can see every flap, every hair and every droplet. In the end, it was bloody good at what it does but it didn't really have anything going for it beyond being a porn game and I can't understand folks whose preferred way of sheathing the blade is to play through a sub-par visual novel before every horizontal tango. If something about these fictional fellas and digital damsels tickles your pickle, I'd recommend just finding the good bits on Pornhub and not bothering with the actual game. 6/10, then 10/10 for a couple of minutes, then a 0/10 and a mess that required multiple wet wipes. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Wed 17 Jul 2019 - 19:16 | |
| Hang on, that's not how I remember Overwatch! Let me just check Google Images to confoh wow okay yep 100% accurate review. |
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
Posts : 24038 Points : 24439 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 34 Location : VITA Island
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Wed 17 Jul 2019 - 22:26 | |
| I remember when Pornhub released stats and Overwatch was the most searched thing. Now I doubt it's in the Top 50, also due to the nature of the game it's one I could leaving my Top 25 games. This year's sports is great the new feature that's been added that I can't even notice are amazing, using the team of guys (or guy) has never been so great and it's just guys, don't need any women in my sports. They should be in the kitchen getting me my beer and making me a sandwich for half time. |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
Posts : 15896 Points : 15061 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Thu 18 Jul 2019 - 23:41 | |
| This is a good thread idea - I like this thread.
Drunka's review had me chuckling away, top stuff. I'll have a think of what I could review and pop back in here for a go. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Sat 20 Jul 2019 - 19:10 | |
| Thank you Jay! Looking forward to yours. - masofdas wrote:
- This year's sports is great the new feature that's been added that I can't even notice are amazing, using the team of guys (or guy) has never been so great and it's just guys, don't need any women in my sports. They should be in the kitchen getting me my beer and making me a sandwich for half time.
Glad they got the SJW cuckspiracy out of MANLY SPORTS FOR MEN. 10/10 for real gamers, i.e. male gamers |
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Treesmurf Dry Metal Baby Princess
Posts : 4210 Points : 4212 Join date : 2013-01-17 Age : 34 Location : Manneh
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Sun 21 Jul 2019 - 22:04 | |
| Some credit where it's due but doesn't FIFA have women's football in it now? |
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
Posts : 24038 Points : 24439 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 34 Location : VITA Island
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Sun 21 Jul 2019 - 22:11 | |
| Satire, Smurf
As it does but these past weeks rumors one of the USA Women's Team will be on the cover along with a male star, which you guess comments on that and same for the WNBA being in NBA 2K20 (I think it's that and not NBA Live 20).
Plus have you never noticed how playing as women's teams are some of the rarest trophies on a FIFA game. |
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Buskalilly Galactic Nova
Posts : 15094 Points : 15272 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 34 Location : Nagano
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Mon 22 Jul 2019 - 1:19 | |
| Of course nobody has those trophies. People don't want politics in games, and everyone knows there are only two genders: male and political. Just as the two races are white and political, and the two sexualities are straight and political. |
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
Posts : 24038 Points : 24439 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 34 Location : VITA Island
| Subject: Re: Last Game You've Never Played And Your Thoughts Mon 22 Jul 2019 - 11:13 | |
| Yep as the day put up the review, saw someone tweet they wanted to punch a guy at work because he's stopped playing Overwatch as Soldier is now gay (I guess his porn changed) and isn't getting Gears 5 because Kait is the main character, and that he doesn't want to support the politics in games. |
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