Rate the Smash Bros. Universe Character Above You

Inspired by recent comments in the Random Gaming Thoughts thread, Smash Bros. Universe is a game on the to-be-released AppleStation Wii60, containing every character ever (like Mugen, only professionally made).  This thread is where we post our characters for it.  Bring them from Nintendo games, other games, real life, pop-culture, genuine culture...  Post them in as much or as little detail as you like.  
Oh, and rate the character in the post above you out of ten, with reasoning.  And don't take other people's reasoning too seriously: we're all friends here, but some of us are going to say "0/10 IT'S SHIT", because that's how we roll.  I'll kick off with a Miiverse favourite:



A slow powerful bruiser with a repertoire of fart moves to put Wario to shame.  Uses wrestling moves, hurling donkeys around the stage, and farting.  His Final Smash fills the stage with toxic swamp water, poisoning foes and slowing their movement.

Example ratings:

Go! (Oh, and letting two other people post between your ideas is a good rule of thumb.  )

7/10, he would be higher but alas I fear the stench of his passing wind would be so strong it would escape the TV.



With a wide range of shooting moves George Lucas joins the scene! Featuring the very latest in plastic CG and sound effects his moves are sure to leave the cast stunned, possibly even cast or frozen! His special moves entail a mixture of shooting foes with a camera and a gun, with a down special counter not unlike Marth where once hit he will magically shift his head at an angle impossible for a human to go and shoot back, time it right and the counter strike will be a knock out!

6/10
In smash bros, doing the same thing over and over means that attack is less and less effective. Oh! HA-BURN!

Elia Mattel. You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children!
My name is Inigo Montoya. You just took one of my lives. Prepare to die!

8/10. One of the most stylish characters in the game, and some killer taunts. His Final Smash, "Prepare to Die", makes Marth's look pathetic. Two marks docked because he has a poor match-up against Wesley, and because he's much weaker when fighting left-handed.



Don't let that smile fool you - he's a trundling killer. If the nozzle doesn't get you, the trailing wires will. His projectile attack, whereby he goes into reverse and vomits dust clouds at his foes, is particularly deadly.

7/10. Even though he SUCKS. But seriously folks, having a character on wheels was always going to be a disaster. Maybe the next Mario Kart DLC.
  

I've no idea who that is/10


My next suggestion, rage-a-holic Eren Jeager from the smash hit attack on titan!



This young chap has plenty of potential, between his mode of transport in combat and his use of specially made to cut through titan skin swords he's sure to leave a mark!  Main gimmick is his attacks pack more cutting power the less he's used his swords with the ability to reload them when he needs.  Normal moves include the typical sword swipes of a sword character, and his special moves include some fancy reloading options with the side special throwing the used blades at an enemy and reloading (obviously the sharper they are at the time the more powerful the hit), up special is the obvious grappling hook, and down special charges up (aka sharpens) the swords for a temporary boost.  Standard special is just reloading the swords.  

His final smash should be obvious.  

Spoilers for those who haven't seen the show.:

Athrun888 wrote:

I've no idea who that is/10

  What were you doing with your childhood years?  Not watching Sesame Street?  Anyway, Grover gets a 2/10 - wasn't most of his humour based around self-injury?  Not great for Smash!  And Kermit does the "flailing around to attack" thing better.  I'd rather pick Oscar for his improved defence, or Big Bird for being a massive bird.

As for Erin, I give him a 4/10.  His Final Smash is ridiculous, and his air game potentially deadly, but have you tried controlling him in the air?  He shoots all over the place.  And there's the way his sister sits on the sidelines when you play as him, giving everyone that dreadfully creepy stare...

Creepy stare:

My turn:



Awww, inne adorable?  Right up until he shovels you into his compactor and you emerge as a cube.  Don't expect much speed, but do expect incredible defence and resistance to being launched.  Also expect him to summon Eve and her laser of deadly deathness mid-fight.

And yes, his taunts are cute.  Really cute.

Clearly a ROB clone. 2/10.

*SIRENS SOUNDING*



It's that one fat X-Wing pilot from Star Wars.

"Red 2 standing by". *Gets blown up at start of battle*, While his piloting skills were poor I doubt his fighting skills would be much better out of an X-Wing. Red 2/10 (Look i'm sorry If I got his squad number wrong I'm not looking that up alright!?)





Max 'Forehead' Chilton is an F1 driver for Marussia. He attacks by reflecting light of his ridiculous forehead and nattering in his posh accent about the working class backgrounds of some of the Smash Bros favourites. Using his dad's money to buy the opposition out of contention.

He is famed for almost finishing every race without incident. Though that might also be because he is always in last place.

Balladeer wrote:

Athrun888 wrote:

I've no idea who that is/10

  What were you doing with your childhood years?  Not watching Sesame Street?  

Most of my childhood is a blur honestly, but according to my mother a year or so back when I asked about what I watched as a kid I never liked sesame street, Thomas the tank engine was what I watched apparently along with Power rangers. That and the terminator movies.

1/10, as f1 drivers are considerably more likely to explode themselves than to damage anyone else. Although that forehead could do considerable Luigi-esque damage.


The concept of sadness enters the battle!