Wha'daya So Mad About?

Hellodarren1 actually gets the closest to comprehensive criticism, although we'll never know if Darren1 received his greeting:
This is the worst so called 'finished' game I've played for a long time. After reading so many 10/10 reviews I thought this is a must buy, but you should not waste your money on this horrible game. The graphics are terrible, they are the worst kind of lazy programmer 'art'. At first I was quite overwhelmed by the gameplay possibilities, but after exploring caves for ores and built a house I become incredibly bored of the tedious and repetitive nature of the so called gameplay. You should also be warned that there is absolutely no in-game help whatsoever. I had to regularly flick back and to between a help wiki which is completely unacceptable in a finished game. Combat is utterly boring requiring no tactics and it's so easy to use a few simple tricks to never have to worry about them again so there is no challenge. The game is also riddled with bugs that seemingly take years for the creator to fix and the ending is pathetic. Do not be fooled by the sycophantic "professional critics", this is a terrible game!

amirmahdii manages to explain his 0/10 with many postive comments:
i think its not a very good game because of its bad graphic but its a real open world game as i seen ever before
another negetive notice of this game is that we cant use mods easily its hard to work.with the mods

Lastly, the beautifly poetic 4kanthugz writes:
****
no storyline
**** like graphics
servers full of morons
have no good sides
realism is ****
only good side is creative
worthless piece crap
game boring out a hell
..

Crazychief112 wrote:

I give this game a zero because you can't even see your own HP, wtf. I think that even if this game had Master Chef it would get an 8. Only because his shooting is awesome. the controls feel wierd and when i kept pushing up on the [controller] my man kept moving left? Worst game ever.

RoyQ wrote:

This unpolished rehash isn't even worth a rental. It amazes me that people rate this disgusting game 10/10 due to some pathetic sentimentalism for [developer]. Anyone that actually enjoys playing video games will hate this piece of rubbish. It's nothing more than an underwhelming, underperforming, useless piece of [developer] trash that was created to make money off of the idiots that mindlessly purchase anything [developer] craps out. Seven years after the release of [previous game in series] we get a new [name of series] game with a worthless level editor, utterly useless online play, and a bunch of terrible new levels that kill you at random. There is no excuse for this level of failure - [developer] is raking in money hand over fist, and they don't care about making good games anymore. Thanks for screwing over your loyal fans and releasing garbage games like this solely to make fast money, [developer]! It seems that most people are too stupid to notice so I guess you'll continue to get away with it. Anyone with a brain between his/her ears should avoid this game at all costs.

Do you like video games? THEN YOU'LL HATE THIS VIDEO GAME.

(I had to butcher this next one with edits to avoid totally giving the game away - although it's still pretty obvious - but this is too hilarious not to include)

RayA wrote:

I don't believe how high these ratings are. It's just a whole bunch of [developer] characters, and most of them I've never even heard of. (Who the hell is [character]?) And also, it takes a whole bunch of game elements that really weren't that good in the first place, and made it into the ultimate pile of crap. I tried it with some of my [name of game] obsessed friends, (for gods sake the people like have no lives, thats the only thing the do. while playing) and I quickly learned how bad it was. I rented the game, just to see if it was the first impression, and sure it really wasn't. At some points the cutscenes made me laugh, because this retarded game was trying to take itself seriously! Wow. On the technological aspect of the game, it feels like a whole bunch of slack offs made it in 1 week. The sounds are so repetitive, sometimes I just muted it. [character] kept screaming when I was pressing [button combination], and it was all like NUTMEG! NUTMEG! Seriously wtf? The worst of all is [character] and [another character]. (whats the difference anyway?) They just make THE SAME annoying noises OVER and OVER AGAIN! [ATTACK NAME]! [INCORRECTLY SPELT ATTACK NAME]!!!!!! [SAME INCORRECTLY SPELT ATTACK NAME]!!!!!!!!!! I don't know why this game was rated T, because I think it should of been rated like EC. They also really slacked off on the characters, and variety. There are supposed to be a whole bunch of them, but at base it's only like 10. The rest are just stupid branch offs. Lets take [character]. theres all these retarded variations that make no sense, like "[variation on character]" or "[variation of character that isn't in the game]" or "[variation of character that was in previous game in series]" or "[VARIATION OF CHARACTER WHO ISN'T IN THE GAME BUT SOUNDS THREATENING]" (Oh how scary! I think I just crapped myself!) And last, and probably the worst is balance. If you haven't noticed, I believe this game was supposed to be built sort of like TF2, where every character is unique, but all have strengths and weaknesses, but these are equal, so no one is truly better. They did not probably test this for very long, so there is obvious little "nooby" things you can do with a character, and if the game was better, they would either release a patch to fix it, or better yet, just don't release a game like that. The music selection is also bland and revolves mainly around TWO MEASLY MEASURES OF COMPLETE RUBBISH. This game is truly way too credited, and there are probably things that come out of by bum that are more entertaining than this.

Once this is guessed, I'm linking the unedited review. It's amazing.

JohnM wrote:

The most unstable game I've ever had the misfortune of installing. It really destroys all confidence in the reviews that the 'professionals' have posted concerning this game (and any other game for that matter). How they can hand out 9/10 and 10/10 reviews for this pile of steaming turd is beyond me. I think it demonstrates quite clearly how the 'review' industry really operates. Don't waste your money on this half-finished, bug ridden rubbish.

J.N feels the need to tell us what computer he has in excruciating detail!

J.N wrote:

Not sure what systems the professional reviewers used, or were they possibly supplied by DEVELOPER? Why do I ask? Because the game is HIGHLY UNSTABLE, with problems ranging from FPS Crawl, GPF's, Crashes, OS REBOOTS, unexpected termination of other background tasks, and even in one instance I saw a potential case of OS Filesystem corruption (likely due to another unexpected reboot). It would be good advice to wait at least 3-6 months until they and/or Nvidia (or ATI, as they're having problems too) get out enough patches & fixes to get the game stable. As it stands, I gave it a rating of 0 (zero) as I can't even get into the game itself to sample the gameplay. ASUS P5N32-SLI w/Intel C2D E6600 @ 2.4GHZ, 2GB Corsair RAM, Creative Labs Xtreme Gamer audio, 2xNvidia 7950 GX2 (Quad SLI), Windows XP Professional SP2. Naturally the sound and display drivers are the newest available.