Rankings Chat

At the time of writing I am the M57, a small motorway that links the M62 and the M58, as well as various towns around Liverpool.

Wikipedia is my friend. And at least I am notionally playing the game that my ranking comes from - synergy!

Just noticed - I'm ranked 'Captain Toad'! Mah-moh!

That noise was the single greatest thing that game provided us with.

A couple of extra ranks have just gone in: one at the low-ish end of things and one at the high-ish end of things. No spoilers... although I can exclusively reveal that both ranks have the letters 't' and 'e' in them.

Dam thought there might of been a Rad Mobile rank of sort.

TRITONNNNNNNNN!

Jay's piloting a long-defunct salvation ship.

Given how long it's been since the last TRP episode, I think we can assume that both it, and Jay, have been long since lava-ed.

It was established in TRP lore that I've long since burned to an ashen pile, but my last act on this doomed Earth was to commit The Forbidden Fortress to the flames as well.

Noticed the other night that I am now a Lumen sage.

Congratulations to Jaster for harnessing the power of light; and to Andy for harnessing the power of massive ice crystals sprouting out of his back.

When did I become a Lumen Sage? That's pretty cool...

Hey! We are Lumen Sage brothers.

A match made in Heaven!

Because matches make light and the sage is on the side of the angels...  I'll see myself out.

Anyway, Drunka's absolutely zoomed through the ranks. Daylight (ha!) between him and the next man in terms of post count... sadly.

It's since buying a new laptop; being able to open every thread of the day and post in it without faff changed the foruming experience for me.
Plus, this is the primary place I come to when I want to talk about games, books, television, film, comicbooks and now even my love life, so it gets a fair bit of use

I'll be in the top five posters soon, then there's no stopping me!

Cappa has advanced to my personal favourite ranking.

I notice that Jay's a rank away from LONELINESS.  Does this mean God Ranks are close to being A Thing?

Drunkalilly wrote:

I'll be in the top five posters soon, then there's no stopping me!

He wasn't wrong.

Yep, considering the adage "three's company", I don't think you and Mas can be classed as lonely for too much longer!

The top posters on the memberlist was the same for ages. You could have split it in into wee groups. There was Balladeer and masofdas, who have actually posted over 29% of everything that's on here between them. No joke, look it up! Then, there was JayMoyles and Zero Jones, 'The Mods', cutting about on a Lambretta in their Fred Perry togs. Then, it was andyman, Jaster and Buskalilly, who post a lot about Monster Hunter despite it being very, very baws. After that was Stu The Great, who's inexplicably been the eighth top poster for a billion years. Following that was Athrun, shanks and myself - the Australians. Below that was old folk from NGamer, like treesmurf, sporkhead and Dusty 'How's The Kippers, Ralph?' Kanckers, proper sound cunts who all need to post here more often. beemoh too, good lad. Jimbob, Muss and gjones must be kicking a ball underneath all of that by now. And I think that's your whack! What was the question again?

TCK wrote:

Then, it was andyman, Jaster and Buskalilly, who post a lot about Monster Hunter despite it being very, very baws.

I motion to give TCK the permanent rank of "Pure mince" because that's what he's talking here.

*insert pure mince emoji here*

The Cappuccino Kid wrote:

Then, it was andyman, Jaster and Buskalilly, who post a lot about Monster Hunter despite it being very, very baws.

Forgive me if I simply batten down the hatches and walk away?

Just checking if folk are still reading, lads. For the record, I don't mind Monster Hunter.

Aww, I thought I'd found someone who agreed with me.