Kirby's rumour buffet!

As most of you know there was a "kirby's rumour buffet" section in Nintendo Gamer magazine (RIP,PBUH, etc.) which circulated rumours to entertain and baffle us, so I have had the thoroughly magnificent idea of starting another such buffet. So please feel free to create, discuss and ponder over games related rumours and conspiracies until the sun goes down.(Assuming the Sun never goes down)

Yarn Waluigi. You heard it here first chaps.

I'll keep an eye on CVG. The usually have the choicest, most dubiously sourced articles.

PS4/720 to only play used games.

Wario 3D Land to feature 4-player co-operative gameplay, with Waluigi and Princesses Wa-each and Wa-aisy.

Ubisoft to delay the Wii U version of EA's FIFA 14 until 2015.

Pokemon x/y will not include an evolution for Farfetch'd. It will however include new vegetables to interchange with its famed leek hold item, including a Marrow that raises attack, Shallots that increase speed, and Asparagus that keep wild Pokemon away.

Funky kong adventures to be announced at today's Nintendo Direct.

https://mobile.twitter.com/FKFunkyKong/status/288400536905080832

& it looks likes he's serious https://mobile.twitter.com/FKFunkyKong/status/288402788021592065

EDIT: Not too far off, in a way. Check out 0:20 in this video. The end is upon us...

The Conduit 3 to be any good.

Apparently the windows in Luigi's Mansion 2 will be triple glazed so no one can here you scream.  

Pokémon X and Y to be followed in 2014 by Pokémon Z, whose mascot is Porygon-Z.

Another sequel to Little King's Story - Big King's Story. You play as fat 70s Elvis. Bit distasteful, might not reach US/Europe.

Year of Luigi to be followed by Year of Funky Kong.

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team to be followed by Wario & Waluigi: Nightmare Pair.

Your mum confirmed for the next Smash Bros.

Your best mate confirmed to make jokes about your mum's Final Smash.

Repton gets a Wii U sequel. Jimbob explodes.

Planet of the Pokemon to be announced for wiiU.

You play as a male/female protagonist who is guided by the ghost of Charlton Heston as they try to survive in this world where humans are captured in pokeballs, can you free them all?

Waluigi to star in his own game that will actually make people like him.

Please note: I see potential with Waluigi, I just wish Nintendo would do something constructive with him like they seem to be doing with Luigi at the moment.

Shanks provides the first genuine rumours of the thread! Pokémon X/Y speculation within.

What a surprise! As he hasn't even posted in this thread.

• Kingdom Hearts 3 coming November 2013 on the PS4 and WiiU.
  
• Microsoft's next gen console to come with a complimentary black and white television.
  
• Apple is working on a console set for unveiling 2014.
  

Apple's hotly touted iGame to sell everything separately - disk drive for £40, console casing for £25, power cable for £75.

Balladeer wrote:

Repton gets a Wii U sequel. Jimbob explodes.

Nintendo Wii Mini-Mini to be launched. It only has an SD card slot for games you've downloaded off WiiWare... except they're tied to a different console license-wise, so you have to download the transfer tool, which doesn't come pre-installed. Note the console has no Wi-Fi capability.

Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow: Mirror Of Fate to be followed by Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow: Mirror Of Fate: Sands Of Time: Raider Of Tombs: Hill Of Silence: Brothers Of Mario: Hedgehog Of Sound: Quest Of Dragons: Fantasy Of Finality: Island Of Monkeys: Story Of Toys: Men Of Spiders: Monsters Of Pocket: Dwarf Of Red: Legend Of Zelda: Rising Of Dead: Gear Of Metal: Fighters Of Streets.