Kirby's rumour buffet!

I'd like to point out that Funky Kong probably wouldn't make it into Smash Bros. Kart.

I did, in fact, fill an entire sketchbook full of stats. for characters in a Pokémon racing game.

beemoh wrote:

And Diddy Kong's powerup would put him in last place, where he belongs.

Balla: I request an excerpt of this notebook.

JayMoyles wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

Mario Kart Wii U scrapped in favour of Zelda Kart.

I'd love to see this. Or Nintendo Kart: all the Ninty characters spread over themed Nintendo universe courses (Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing style)? Hell yes.

This is actually a great idea - each with a special weapon just like in Double Dash. Link could have a bow that goes through several people like a piercing red shell or attacks the person in 2nd if you're in 1st, Samus could have missiles... plenty of opportunity there.

Yup, I've been wishing for this for ages now. Ever since Mario Kart Wii and Mario Kart 7 turned out to be more of the same, really.

Samus could turn into her Morph Ball form to sneak through cheeky gaps/evade a hit. Stuff like that.

JayMoyles wrote:

Balla: I request an excerpt of this notebook.

Tough! I do remember creating four classes (essentially first stage evolution, second stage and non-evolving, third stage, and legendaries) with 20 Pokémon in each, with their own stats. in 8 or so categories. There were ideas for a Mario & Luigi game featuring the Wario Bros. and a mythology-based RPG in there as well.

Balladeer wrote:

...and a mythology-based RPG in there as well.

You were responsible for Glory of Heracles?

Having Wikied this, it made me smile to see that the boxart depicts Heracles as a bishounen. Mine had Norse and Egyptian elements in too (the final boss was Loki, I believe), but probably had similar principles!

But anyway, to return to the thread topic: Etrian Odyssey V to star Odysseus. Crawl through dungeons to kill all Penelope's suitors!

Intelligent Systems to release Wario Weir: Smooth Moves. Paralympian David Weir has to compete in the London Marathon while simultaneously finishing microgames.

Final Fantasy tires of Roman numerals, switches to a Sanskrit numbering system.

FIFA 14 not only to make it to Wii U, but having taken on board the lack of innovation, EA take a radical change of direction on all formats and make it a near-future RTS.

beemoh wrote:

FIFA 14 not only to make it to Wii U, but having taken on board the lack of innovation, EA take a radical change of direction on all formats and make it a near-future RTS.

Mass produce Suarez units, swarm enemy base in a Zerg rush-like tactic known as the Biting Barrage, victory.

Nintendo to release a 3DS redesign called the 3DSU. The name definitely won't confuse anyone.

Next 3D Zelda to feature an anthropomorphic Epona riding atop an equine Link. Tingle, Navi and Fi will appear simultaneously as Epona's 'helper' characters.

Reggie and Iwata planning a military-style raid of E3 keynote speeches, lobbing Gamecubes at Sony and Microsoft execs in a bid to "take names".

GameCubes and shoes.

Miyamoto to reinforce aforementioned raids by battering Microsoft fans with copies of 1984 and screaming in Japanese "IS EVERYTHING BETTER WITH KINECT NOW?!"

"Megatons" to be redefined in consequence of the attack.

Nintendo to win through a fragile alliance with the military wing of Neogaf.

George RR Martin's next book to be a retelling of the conflict, called "Videogame of Thrones." Idea abandoned when he dies halfway through book 7 of ASoIaF, mysteriously assassinated before he can kill off Tyrion.

Nintendo to hold a worldwide Direct presentation on January 1st 2014 to kick off it's latest special event: The Year of Odama, in commemoration of the 8th anniversary of the GameCube smash hit. As you'd expect, it will feature a series of games, collectibles and downloadable content with Odama as the main focus, such as Odama With Me! Do You Know Your Odama Routine?

.....and the sure to be smash hit Odama, Obama & I

The team behind Hatoful Boyfriend (the pigeon-dating sim) attempt to capitalise on the event by releasing a sequel where you woo little Japanese dolls:



The game is titled Oh, Dharma!

(It's all right, I've got my coat.)

(Also, I'm guessing that Axis made the same assumption I did on the previous page, in that this is a place for serious rumours. ...it's not. )

Nintendo to reveal Kirby's Superstar Cricket, a Wii U eShop title, at E3.

Can I just say how all over a Nintendo-produced cricket game I would be? Because it's really all over. Almost sickeningly so.

Anyway, all XBOnes to come with a free copy of NSMBU. If you pay them £50.*

*NSMBU sold separately.

Nintendo, after unravelling the secrets of the space-time continuum, plan to release the Nintendo 5DS.

Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: Metro Gamecentral)

Phillips wrote:

Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: Gamespot)

Fixed!

Balladeer wrote:

Phillips wrote:

Nintendo are w**kers, the Wii U is f**ked, and you're a c**t for buying a Wii U.

(Source: CVG )

Fixed!

Double fixed!