Kirby's rumour buffet!

@ZeroJones wrote:

Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow: Mirror Of Fate to be followed by Castlevania: Lords Of Shadow: Mirror Of Fate: Sands Of Time: Raider Of Tombs: Hill Of Silence: Brothers Of Mario: Hedgehog Of Sound: Quest Of Dragons: Fantasy Of Finality: Island Of Monkeys: Story Of Toys: Men Of Spiders: Monsters Of Pocket: Dwarf Of Red: Legend Of Zelda: Rising Of Dead: Gear Of Metal: Fighters Of Streets.

...EX Plus Alpha II.

...and the Giant Egg.

...for Windows.

~

Dead Space 4 to be released exclusively on Wii U. Hahaha...haaaa...ha...ah. Meh.

Assassin's Creed 4 on Wii U to be subtitled Assassin's Creed IV: Party Champions, and be a 18+ adaptation of Pop-Up Pirate.

I'd buy that over the other formats version.

Phillips wrote:

a 18+ adaptation of Pop-Up Pirate.

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Professor Layton crosses over with an office sim in future 3DS hit Professor Layton and the Clerical Task.

2K to release Bioshock Actually Infinite - a game which never ends.

Works better here than in the news thread, perhaps: 3D Mario by October?

EA to skip Wii U with their flagship Madden franchise, instead opting to kickstart a new series based on British heavy metal and American sports: Maiden 14.

Phillips wrote:

EA to skip Wii U with their flagship Madden franchise, instead opting to kickstart a new series based on British heavy metal and American sports: Maiden 14.

Features an authentic "running to the hills" minigame level.

I get the joke you were going for, but I just imagine a game about dainty ladies sharing tea and scones.

Yoshi's Island 3 will actually be good.

Stu_the_great wrote:

Yoshi's Island 3 will actually be good.

Let's stick to the realms of realism, please.

Aww, don't say that! You never know.

@JayMoyles wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

Yoshi's Island 3 will actually be good.

Let's stick to the realms of realism, please.

Sorry. I was getting a bit carried away there.

Aw, and I was just about to post my own Yoshi's Island 3 'rumour' here.

GTA V, Wii U exclusive.

Mario Kart Wii U scrapped in favour of Zelda Kart.

@ZeroJones wrote:

Mario Kart Wii U scrapped in favour of Zelda Kart.

I'd love to see this. Or Nintendo Kart: all the Ninty characters spread over themed Nintendo universe courses (Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing style)? Hell yes.

With the excellent World Tour mode of Transformed? Hell just make Sumo make the next Mario Kart!

Next 3D Mario game to be Super Mario Universe, a strategic space MMORPG.

Or

Mario Universal Gravitation Returns developed my Artoon.

Not even in fun.

Stu_the_great wrote:

@ZeroJones wrote:

Mario Kart Wii U scrapped in favour of Zelda Kart.

I'd love to see this. Or Nintendo Kart: all the Ninty characters spread over themed Nintendo universe courses (Sonic & SEGA All-Stars Racing style)? Hell yes.

This is actually a great idea - each with a special weapon just like in Double Dash. Link could have a bow that goes through several people like a piercing red shell or attacks the person in 2nd if you're in 1st, Samus could have missiles... plenty of opportunity there.

And Diddy Kong's powerup would put him in last place, where he belongs.