Kirby's rumour buffet!

The New Virtual Boy will use Oculus Rift technology.  It will give you not only stinking migraines, but also subliminal messages direct from Hiroshi Yamauchi's preserved brain.

The New Gamecube is in fact, a pyramid.

.....built with secret alien technology.

The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.

The New Pokemon Mini will come in one edition the trubbish edition.

ZeroJones wrote:

The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.

Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen...

Stu_the_great wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.

Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen...

BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.

JayMoyles wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.

Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen...

BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.

The Game Over screen will see BOOBS put behind bras.

ZeroJones wrote:

JayMoyles wrote:

Stu_the_great wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.

Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen...

BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.

The Game Over screen will see BOOBS put behind bras.

"Bags of fun! [8]" - EDGE

Nintendo to announce a xenoblade chronicles themed new 3ds which will be released on March 13th.

Jimbob wrote:

"Bags of fun! [8]" - EDGE

Most of the other publications think it's gone tits up, though.

JayMoyles wrote:

BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.

Presumably his nemesis is the infamous BOOBLESS?

Balladeer wrote:

Jimbob wrote:

"Bags of fun! [8]" - EDGE

Most of the other publications think it's gone tits up, though.

Nintendolife thought it had jugs of charm. Got a typical 9/10 from them.

The_Jaster wrote:

Nintendo to announce a xenoblade chronicles themed new 3ds which will be released on March 13th.

Dam I would kinda want that.

Balladeer wrote:

JayMoyles wrote:

BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.

Presumably his nemesis is the infamous BOOBLESS?

That's right Balla. Infamous indeed - it's rumoured that in each encounter with Bowser in the original Super Mario Bros., there exists a miniscule sprite of BOOBLESS, just watching menacingly.

Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker 3D is to carry a sticker that reads "WARNING! This video game contains tweeness and scenes of a cutesy-poo nature from the outset and throughout!".

Funnily enough, this isn't the first time that warning sticker has appeared on a box, as it previously appeared on Manhunt 2.

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!

Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season.

ZeroJones wrote:

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!

Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season.

In seriousness, I think that's a belter of an idea.

ZeroJones wrote:

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!

Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season.

We can now bring you exclusive footage of the Samus amiibo in action.

https://youtu.be/WBoX1sFvLDk?t=23s

ZeroJones wrote:

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!

Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season.

JayMoyles wrote:

ZeroJones wrote:

To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!

Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season.

We can now bring you exclusive footage of the Samus amiibo in action.

https://youtu.be/WBoX1sFvLDk?t=23s

I NEED THIS NOW!

Upgrade it to Super Mario World and I will be all over that.

Samus might make those Hammer Bros./Lakitu bits more tolerable.

Dam that looks better then both series games.

It was only supposed to be a satire of how often we're sold Super Mario Bros. in some form!