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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 11 Jan 2015 - 8:32 | |
| The New Virtual Boy will use Oculus Rift technology. It will give you not only stinking migraines, but also subliminal messages direct from Hiroshi Yamauchi's preserved brain. |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
Posts : 15896 Points : 15061 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 16:07 | |
| The New Gamecube is in fact, a pyramid. |
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The_Jaster Din
Posts : 11976 Points : 12068 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 16:17 | |
| .....built with secret alien technology. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 44 Location : North Midlands, England
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 17:22 | |
| The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros. |
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
Posts : 24038 Points : 24439 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 34 Location : VITA Island
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 17:25 | |
| The New Pokemon Mini will come in one edition the trubbish edition. |
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Admin Ice Climber
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 17:41 | |
| - ZeroJones wrote:
- The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.
Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen... |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 18:17 | |
| - Stu_the_great wrote:
- ZeroJones wrote:
- The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.
Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen... BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 44 Location : North Midlands, England
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 12 Jan 2015 - 18:49 | |
| - JayMoyles wrote:
- Stu_the_great wrote:
- ZeroJones wrote:
- The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.
Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen... BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game. The Game Over screen will see BOOBS put behind bras. |
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Jimbob Bargain Hunter
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Fri 16 Jan 2015 - 21:07 | |
| - ZeroJones wrote:
- JayMoyles wrote:
- Stu_the_great wrote:
- ZeroJones wrote:
- The New NES will be bundled with a demake of New Super Mario Bros.
Wow, I can't wait for the Casio Calculator Edition of the game! I hear BOOBS is an unlockable character if you turn the game upside down after five button inputs on the main screen... BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game. The Game Over screen will see BOOBS put behind bras. "Bags of fun! [8]" - EDGE |
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The_Jaster Din
Posts : 11976 Points : 12068 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 17 Jan 2015 - 0:18 | |
| Nintendo to announce a xenoblade chronicles themed new 3ds which will be released on March 13th. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 17 Jan 2015 - 8:52 | |
| - Jimbob wrote:
- "Bags of fun! [8]" - EDGE
Most of the other publications think it's gone tits up, though. - JayMoyles wrote:
- BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.
Presumably his nemesis is the infamous BOOBLESS? |
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Admin Ice Climber
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 17 Jan 2015 - 9:11 | |
| - Balladeer wrote:
- Jimbob wrote:
- "Bags of fun! [8]" - EDGE
Most of the other publications think it's gone tits up, though. Nintendolife thought it had jugs of charm. Got a typical 9/10 from them. |
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
Posts : 24038 Points : 24439 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 34 Location : VITA Island
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 17 Jan 2015 - 10:04 | |
| - The_Jaster wrote:
- Nintendo to announce a xenoblade chronicles themed new 3ds which will be released on March 13th.
Dam I would kinda want that. |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
Posts : 15896 Points : 15061 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 17 Jan 2015 - 12:13 | |
| - Balladeer wrote:
- JayMoyles wrote:
- BOOBS is going to be starring in his own game soon called BOOBS's Big Adventure, in which the titular protagonist will be challenged to keep abreast with his nemesis on a journey through the land, as they go tit for tat in a series of battles during the game.
Presumably his nemesis is the infamous BOOBLESS? That's right Balla. Infamous indeed - it's rumoured that in each encounter with Bowser in the original Super Mario Bros., there exists a miniscule sprite of BOOBLESS, just watching menacingly. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sat 17 Jan 2015 - 23:30 | |
| Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker 3D is to carry a sticker that reads "WARNING! This video game contains tweeness and scenes of a cutesy-poo nature from the outset and throughout!". |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 18 Jan 2015 - 0:11 | |
| Funnily enough, this isn't the first time that warning sticker has appeared on a box, as it previously appeared on Manhunt 2. |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 44 Location : North Midlands, England
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 0:06 | |
| To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!
Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Mani Mani Statue
Posts : 6744 Points : 6907 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 105 Location : East of Mombasa
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 0:14 | |
| - ZeroJones wrote:
- To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!
Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season. In seriousness, I think that's a belter of an idea. |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova
Posts : 15896 Points : 15061 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 31 Location : The Shibuya River
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 0:36 | |
| - ZeroJones wrote:
- To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!
Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season. We can now bring you exclusive footage of the Samus amiibo in action. https://youtu.be/WBoX1sFvLDk?t=23s |
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The_Jaster Din
Posts : 11976 Points : 12068 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 1:40 | |
| - ZeroJones wrote:
- To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!
Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season. - JayMoyles wrote:
- ZeroJones wrote:
- To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the game, Nintendo are expected to announce Super Mario Bros.: Amiibo Edition at E3 this year. A crossbuy title on the eShop, you can play through the original classic as your amiibo! How will Samus tackle the Mushroom Kingdom? If you play as Princess Peach, are you ever really in another castle? And the ultimate showdown: Bowser vs. himself!
Coming to Nintendo consoles this holiday season. We can now bring you exclusive footage of the Samus amiibo in action.
https://youtu.be/WBoX1sFvLDk?t=23s I NEED THIS NOW! |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS
Posts : 26495 Points : 25327 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 35 Location : Admintown
| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 7:26 | |
| Upgrade it to Super Mario World and I will be all over that. |
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Admin Ice Climber
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 10:05 | |
| Samus might make those Hammer Bros./Lakitu bits more tolerable. |
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masofdas The Next Miyamoto
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 19 Jan 2015 - 10:54 | |
| Dam that looks better then both series games. |
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The_Jaster Din
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY
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| Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 20 Jan 2015 - 7:45 | |
| It was only supposed to be a satire of how often we're sold Super Mario Bros. in some form! |
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