Kirby's rumour buffet!

Sounds legit!

@Buskalilly wrote:

I remember when I was trying to find my way to a party in London on very low battery and with no mobile data. My technique was to sneak into a series of betting shops, as they all have free wi-fi and unguarded plug sockets . . .

Aw, don't remind me... My most shameful moment in my current relationship was when The Lady was getting back late from a gig and I forgot I'd locked the door up with the latch and everything. She couldn't get in, I didn't wake up when she banged the door so hard she had to ice her wrist, her 'phone died so she couldn't call her mates, and she had to trawl the pubs and clubs of my area past midnight trying to find somewhere to charge her 'phone. It was at this point when I woke up, freaked out, called her dead 'phone (several times) and all her friends in a state, and eventually picked her up in tears from a pub she'd found that would let her charge it. She wasn't even that angry.

Sorry, totally using your anecdote for my own catharsis. You did better than she did! I'll pass on the betting shops advice for next time, after I've crawled out of the Shame Pit I'll have dug myself.

As leaked to a journalist at IGN Kyrgyzstan: Boris Johnson to using a live televised address to the nation at 8pm tonight to announce that the Mega Drive was better than the SNES.

Sounds like the sort of thing he'd do. Bet he thinks Crash is better than Mario and all.

Put this in your Fantasy Game League because my Nintendo Life Zaire sources tell me it's official: Monolift Soft are developing Naked Attraction: The Game for Nintendo Switch.

I lied in the other topic; Pokémon Snap does require you to press the Screenshot button to take all snaps. The advantage of this and the recent Switch update is that you can jog over to the PC and swap the photos over. Oak then gives you 1000 point for a great picture of Jet from the Gladiators.

In other news, every single person's first picture they show to the Professor is porn.

NASA's Perseverance rover has successfully landed in a deep crater on Mars. The American space agency has published photos that are making headline news, but here's the one they're not letting you see. My sources at C&VG West Morocco have shared with me that Perseverance has gathered conclusive proof that there is indeed life on Mars:

Spoiler:

 

Project: Rhombus Moral Choices.

Somehow it's also a roguelike.

Following Crystal Palace 0-0 Fulham and Chelsea 0-0 Manchester United, EA have decided to cancel FIFA 22, "because nobody likes football anymore".

As a Spurs fan, I find this terrible timing from EA, as this is the moment I started liking football again.

Following Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Burnley, Psygnosis have decided to revive Adidas Power Soccer.