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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Wed 4 Nov 2020 - 21:36 | |
| Sounds legit! - @Buskalilly wrote:
- I remember when I was trying to find my way to a party in London on very low battery and with no mobile data. My technique was to sneak into a series of betting shops, as they all have free wi-fi and unguarded plug sockets . . .
Aw, don't remind me... My most shameful moment in my current relationship was when The Lady was getting back late from a gig and I forgot I'd locked the door up with the latch and everything. She couldn't get in, I didn't wake up when she banged the door so hard she had to ice her wrist, her 'phone died so she couldn't call her mates, and she had to trawl the pubs and clubs of my area past midnight trying to find somewhere to charge her 'phone. It was at this point when I woke up, freaked out, called her dead 'phone (several times) and all her friends in a state, and eventually picked her up in tears from a pub she'd found that would let her charge it. She wasn't even that angry. Sorry, totally using your anecdote for my own catharsis.  You did better than she did! I'll pass on the betting shops advice for next time, after I've crawled out of the Shame Pit I'll have dug myself. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5358 Points : 5492 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 4 Jan 2021 - 19:01 | |
| As leaked to a journalist at IGN Kyrgyzstan: Boris Johnson to using a live televised address to the nation at 8pm tonight to announce that the Mega Drive was better than the SNES. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 4 Jan 2021 - 19:47 | |
| Sounds like the sort of thing he'd do. Bet he thinks Crash is better than Mario and all. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5358 Points : 5492 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Tue 19 Jan 2021 - 12:50 | |
| Put this in your Fantasy Game League because my Nintendo Life Zaire sources tell me it's official: Monolift Soft are developing Naked Attraction: The Game for Nintendo Switch. |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 24 Jan 2021 - 19:01 | |
| I lied in the other topic; Pokémon Snap does require you to press the Screenshot button to take all snaps. The advantage of this and the recent Switch update is that you can jog over to the PC and swap the photos over. Oak then gives you 1000 point for a great picture of Jet from the Gladiators. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 25 Jan 2021 - 19:25 | |
| In other news, every single person's first picture they show to the Professor is porn. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5358 Points : 5492 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Thu 18 Feb 2021 - 22:33 | |
| NASA's Perseverance rover has successfully landed in a deep crater on Mars. The American space agency has published photos that are making headline news, but here's the one they're not letting you see. My sources at C&VG West Morocco have shared with me that Perseverance has gathered conclusive proof that there is indeed life on Mars: - Spoiler:
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 21 Feb 2021 - 21:24 | |
| Project: Rhombus Moral Choices. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Mon 22 Feb 2021 - 16:15 | |
| Somehow it's also a roguelike. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5358 Points : 5492 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 28 Feb 2021 - 22:25 | |
| Following Crystal Palace 0-0 Fulham and Chelsea 0-0 Manchester United, EA have decided to cancel FIFA 22, "because nobody likes football anymore". |
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gjones Disciple of Maddrell

Posts : 1239 Points : 1272 Join date : 2015-01-12 Age : 34 Location : London
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Sun 28 Feb 2021 - 23:47 | |
| As a Spurs fan, I find this terrible timing from EA, as this is the moment I started liking football again. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5358 Points : 5492 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Kirby's rumour buffet! Yesterday at 9:37 | |
| Following Tottenham Hotspur 4-0 Burnley, Psygnosis have decided to revive Adidas Power Soccer. |
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