Kirby's rumour buffet!

But when all the characters are paper, how will they work in all the polygons for the requisite levels of emotion?

@Treesmurf wrote:

After getting input from David Cage for Paper Mario: The Origami King, Nintendo have already given the go ahead for the next game in the series which will be headed up by Cage himself. Ellen Page has already been cast to play Princess Peach.

Ellen Page ever working with Cage again is the most unbelievable rumour that's been posted in this thread.

Does that mean I win the thread?

There is no 'winning' the thread. We continue to post until Kirby eats us all.

To help MS get into Japan they plan to release a Halo Pachinko machine

I'm honestly kind of surprised that when I googled that it doesn't already exist. There is an arcade game, though, which I would love to have a bash on.

I think we might have one somewhere in Birmingham, I know in the states they're exclusive to Dave & Buster's.

SEGA's big reveal is that they will be bringing Rad Mobile to modern systems as it's their most well know game.

I love it when someone takes a joke originally at their expense and turns it around. Props to ya.