Kirby's rumour buffet!

But when all the characters are paper, how will they work in all the polygons for the requisite levels of emotion?

@Treesmurf wrote:

After getting input from David Cage for Paper Mario: The Origami King, Nintendo have already given the go ahead for the next game in the series which will be headed up by Cage himself. Ellen Page has already been cast to play Princess Peach.

Ellen Page ever working with Cage again is the most unbelievable rumour that's been posted in this thread.

Does that mean I win the thread?

There is no 'winning' the thread. We continue to post until Kirby eats us all.

To help MS get into Japan they plan to release a Halo Pachinko machine

I'm honestly kind of surprised that when I googled that it doesn't already exist. There is an arcade game, though, which I would love to have a bash on.

I think we might have one somewhere in Birmingham, I know in the states they're exclusive to Dave & Buster's.

SEGA's big reveal is that they will be bringing Rad Mobile to modern systems as it's their most well know game.

I love it when someone takes a joke originally at their expense and turns it around. Props to ya.

Mother 3 is coming to Switch.

As if he's only responsible for three mothers.

As if he's responsible to any mothers.

As if he's responsible.

After the Evercade release of Two Crude Dudes, the (as Cappa mentions in his review) spiritual successor to Bad Dudes, G-Mode are releasing the 3 sequels planned but abandoned by Data East back in the day. The collection will include:

• Bad Dudes
  
• Two Crude Dudes
  
• A Pair of Stupid Dudes
  
• A Couple of Nobheads
  
• Who Are These Two Fucking Pricks
  

I hear Chris Scullion's writing the dialogue for the last one.

Following on from their Platinum, Essentials and Greatest Hits ranges of budget rereleases on their legacy hardware, Sony are rumoured to be beginning a new equivalent for PlayStation 5. 

The Top Shaggers Collection will launch with Hogs of War, Theme Park World, Rumble Racing, ISS 64 and Bonsai Barber, retailing for whatever Sony goddamn like.

I will buy them all.

Turns out Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity might not be coming out this year after all, following a legal dispute that it's version of Hyrule Castle is too similar in design to the Cumbernauld Shopping Centre.

I hope you'll be able to stealth into the William Hill at the back to bet on the horses. 100R on the white one Zelda rides please.

Haha, oh wow. That's a hell of a building. I'm not surprised there's a legal dispute.

I only ever pass through Cumbernauld in the bus to Glasgow, and I think that's for the best.

Edit: Ooh this was my 1000th post. Gutted it's associated with Cumbernauld.

Quick, delete an old post - you can't let this happen.

Wikipedia wrote:

Cumbernauld's economy is a mixture of some manufacturing, mainly on its industrial estates, as well as service industries in the Town Centre and in sites close to the M80.

That's a yikes from me.

@Balladeer wrote:

I hope you'll be able to stealth into the William Hill at the back to bet on the horses.  100R on the white one Zelda rides please.

I remember when I was trying to find my way to a party in London on very low battery and with no mobile data. My technique was to sneak into a series of betting shops, as they all have free wi-fi and unguarded plug sockets . . .