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PostSubject: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyMon 1 Feb 2021 - 10:46

Years ago, Jimbob made a thread asking youse if you've ever worked out your all-time favourite list. It's still active from time to time, and it's a very good read. Anyway, February is Bum Poo Wee month apparently, so I'm thinking that the time is right to ask if you've ever worked out what your all-time worst games list is.

If you're arsed, here's the ten worst I've played:

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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyMon 1 Feb 2021 - 16:22

Enjoyed reading that, although I doubt I'll have much to contribute to this thread.

I will say though, Buska and I played the revamped Carmageddon at Rezzed before it came out and my god, what a soul crushingly upsetting experience that was.

Rezzed itself was quite an inclusive and joyous occasion, with a really positive community atmosphere and I'd very much like to go again one day. There was a small section, far off to the left of one of the rooms, which indicated that it was an 18+ area. We thought we'd check it out and regretted it almost as soon as we turned the corner.

It was Carmageddon (and only Carmageddon) and it looked exactly as you might expect.

Dark, skulls everywhere, and a dozen or so unused novelty sized monitors with carmageddon blaring out of them. We each had a quick go for about 2 minutes, a terrible life choice.

The shitted bed of gaming.
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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyMon 1 Feb 2021 - 16:41

I loved MK: Mythologies on PS1 and now I also know get Cappa ever for secret Santa buy ECW and MK.

My list is a tad more modern as one I can't remember every Mega Drive game I played and like with MK: Mythologies I was a dumb kid that I may have liked something shite, then I've played stuff such as the CDi Zelda games which are bad but get a laugh from them.


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The puzzle sections are fine, it's just everything else about the game especially one section.

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Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  Dead-or-alive-xtreme-3

The first on OG Xbox is superb and would give Beach Spikers a run for its money, but this one focuses on other things.

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Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  Vane_keyArt

I bought this soon as it came out because of bit of pedigree around it, but it's just bad to control.

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Has multiple endings, which I did the one as that was bad enough.

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A knock off Resident Evil that still thinks it is 1996 and not in a good way.

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Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  Cybermorph_box_art

Ask me where I learned to fly one more time, and you'll be flying.

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Till doing this Worst 10 if you asked me the worst game I've played it would be Stake.

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This is a PS4/VITA game called Little Adventure on the Prairie and if Jimbob made it I'd be disappointed in him at least it's an easy platinum.

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Compared to the rest it's actually competent, it's just I've never found any redeeming qualities as all the above can find something.

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An utter broken mess


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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyMon 1 Feb 2021 - 19:57

What an idea!  And already with some corking one-liners.  'This is the type of utter toilet that has you pressing Up and Select to use your weapons,' is probably my favourite, but the headlice line is grand too.

It's made me realise, though, that I've never properly played any games at the sheer level of rubbish as Cappa (what a haul!  Can't believe you've played Superman and Carmageddon 64 and MK Mythologies and lived to tell the tale) or Mas (more obscure shite, as befits the man himself).  I spent most of today trying to cook up my worst, and there's only one I'd give lower than a 3/10 that I've given the time of day to - and that's not even a bad game, I just hate it.  I've started some games I think are dross, including a couple of controversial choices, but even then they're not 8% bad and I generally dump them before they have a chance to redeem themselves.

So: I'll likely let a few more people post their misery first, and then limp in with my Five Worst Properly Played - as well as some dishonourables that I hated too much to carry on with.
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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyTue 2 Feb 2021 - 1:34

I'll have a proper read of this later, and share some of my ideas. For now, two words: Frenchy bird.

@Muss wrote:
I will say though, Buska and I played the revamped Carmageddon at Rezzed before it came out and my god, what a soul crushingly upsetting experience that was.

Christ, I'd completed repressed that memory.
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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyTue 2 Feb 2021 - 12:23

Was that revamped Carmageddon the one that eventually game out on PS4 and XBox One as Carmageddon: Max Damage? Got to be honest, I thought that was actually all right!

I'm don't know any of those games on masofdas's list, except for Cypermorph. Yeah, that's minging, a terrible game. I'd give Chasing Dead a go for myself it wasn't listed as being £24.99 though - hope you got it for free.

You can fire in with a "five worst properly played" list if you like - don't be thinking that I completed all my bottom ten! I tried playing my copies of Superman and Carmageddon last year but they're just impossible. Carmageddon is a beast of a game too, probably one of the biggest on the N64. And it's shite!
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Yeah got sent a review code for Chasing Dead, I reckon I must be part of about 10 people that actually played it as it's awful, exclusives at the time & might still be to Wii U and cost £25.

Only way see away playing it if Wii U only gamer and had played all 400 odd games on system.
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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyWed 3 Feb 2021 - 23:05

I commend you Cappa for putting yourself through those N64 abominations.

I'm surprised you included DOAX3 there, Mas. Isn't that a comprehensive dress-up minigame compilation, or am I being kind? I guess Yakuza includes enough sordid distractions so to as render this type of thing pointless...

I always try to buy good games so haven't experienced too many piles of bum. These are mine, and I'm only including ones I have definitely played:

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I don't know much about Bullet Witch, but I remember that if you beat it at the highest difficulty it gives you 1 achievement point. That's pretty funny to be fair.
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That's the problem with DOAX3, where I want DOAX with 3's graphics that really not a bad game more of a disappointing one, which could replace with the recently played Caretaker.

Reckon till Balla comes along with his worst list which is going to include likes of Sticker Star, that's not a bad 10 games.
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I'm guessing this must restricted to games you paid money for so it's not just a list of flash games?
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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyThu 4 Feb 2021 - 22:59

Ones you could pay money for at least, I'll be mentioning a couple I got for free.

Right, let's have a punt at this then.  I'm going to have to kick off with some disclaimers:
- I haven't played anything as bad as most of Cappa's list, or Mas', or Frenchy Bird, or 'f**king tech demos for Microsoft Paint' (that's gold GJones Thumbs Up! ).  
- I haven't played a lot of quite a few of these, so it's quite possible I'm judging them unfairly.
- This is my personal opinion and features a mix of 'worst games', 'games I personally hated', and 'crushing disappointment'.  There's a couple in here that might be controversial as a result.
- Finally, I'm heavily operating on recency bias and what I could dredge out of voting threads on here.  I'm sure there are some bobbins GBA games I played, but I can't remember them because we haven't done a GBA dishonourable mentions segment.  Please understand.

With that out of the way...

Dishonourable mention:
 

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Dishonourable mention (NSFW maybe):
 

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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptySun 7 Feb 2021 - 12:12

Oh my goodness me, having missed a week, this was a joy to read through, everyone! I am concerned about how much money some of those games would have cost though.

I haven't worked out mine yet, but I know what I'm doing this evening! That's right, talking about playing games instead of actually playing them, in the very little spare time I have in my life. Although a lot of my bottom 10 will be ancient games that no-one will have heard of.

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EDIT: I got as far as starting my new top/bottom list; as I've taken it too seriously, I need to sort everything again. If backloggery is correct, I've played 751 games in my life.
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PostSubject: Re: Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?    Your actual bottom 10/20/25/50/100/200 games - have you ever?  EmptyThu 11 Mar 2021 - 19:47

I'm happy* to say that Vroom in the night sky has skittered straight to the top/bottom of my list! I feel a liiiiiiiittle bad about it, because Alphadia Genesis felt lazy as all heck and I enjoyed dumping on it substantially more, but VitNS was just so tremendously bad.

Also: I'm going to give Jimbob a second nudge in as many bad games-related threads, because I'm still really eager to see what he has to say about his worst games. That's the trouble with being an entertaining writer: people want to read your writing!
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I'm slowly sorting it out. I need to re-organise a spreadsheet that's 750 rows long. And a lot of the bottom ones are currently "doesn't really qualify as a game, but was made in 1985 and cost £1.99" so I hope that changes.
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