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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 7:52 | |
| "Finally!" thought Zero. "I've thought of another entry in the Yesterday series!"  Yesterday (yes! Terday) I saw this on Twitter: https://twitter.com/centerofmath/status/557930760934785025. The middle of the three strips made me LOL my head off. Oh, er, don't let the 'centerofmath' bit put you off. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 9:30 | |
| This makes the Web Amusement Emporium thread cry. It also makes me laugh.  The third strip especially. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 13:04 | |
| I understood none of that. |
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 22 Jan 2015 - 13:58 | |
| I understood the overweight one, but that's it. Expect to see me post lots of things from The Poke and The Daily Mash in here. Both those sites make me laugh on a regular basis. http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/minimum-entry-requirement-introduced-for-geeks-2013010855227 |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Fri 23 Jan 2015 - 19:43 | |
| - @Balladeer wrote:
- This makes the Web Amusement Emporium thread cry.
Fair, but this thread can also do jokes and anecdotes, such as this one that I heard yesterday: Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? - Answer:
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Fo'drizzle.
Y'all may have heard it before or spotted it coming, but I liked it. |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12698 Points : 12854 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 12:18 | |
| I'll try some PG stuff for now, but I can go pretty dark... What's an ig? - Spoiler:
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An Ice House with no toilet
Why are there no pain killers in the jungle? - Spoiler:
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The parrots ate 'em all
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? - Spoiler:
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Names.
How many ears does Jean-Luc Picard have? - Spoiler:
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Three; a left ear, a right ear and a final front ear.
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 12:25 | |
| What do you call a cat that's swallowed a duck? - Spoiler:
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A duck-filled fatty puss.
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The_Jaster Baby Brush God

Posts : 10897 Points : 10987 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 36 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 12:33 | |
|  Love that Jean-Luc Picard one. --- When I need a bit of a laugh I usually go in search of Mitch Hedberg jokes, here's some of my favourite lines from him. "I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.""I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long""When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was." |
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 24 Jan 2015 - 14:56 | |
| [quote="Drunkalilly"]What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? - Spoiler:
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Names.
I laughed at that one, and then I felt a bit bad. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"Student: " Meat!"Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"Student: "Bacon!"Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"Student: "Homework!" |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3914 Points : 3936 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 25 Jan 2015 - 9:58 | |
| I need to repeat the joke sent into the Mario joke book for N64/NGC/NGamer here: Who is Mario? - Spoiler:
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Your mum
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12698 Points : 12854 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 25 Jan 2015 - 18:48 | |
| That made me laugh. I'm disappointed in myself. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 25 Jan 2015 - 18:51 | |
| I'll join you in your disappointment, Drunka. Although I also laughed at your post.
This thread is working too well! |
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:51 | |
| How do you repair a broken string instrument? - Spoiler:
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Cellotape *gets coat* |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:54 | |
| That joke was violintly bad. |
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:55 | |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 12:57 | |
| I never said music puns were my forte. |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12698 Points : 12854 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 13:53 | |
| I don't know what you to are harping on about. |
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 14:16 | |
| Just a bit of no-strings fun. |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12698 Points : 12854 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 17:32 | |
| Why couldn't the sailor wear sweatpants in the pub? - Spoiler:
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Because he turned hard to port.
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 19:13 | |
| What do you call a cheap circumcision? - Spoiler:
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A rip-off.
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 19:14 | |
| That one made me cringe rather than laugh. |
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Admin Ice Climber

Posts : 3440 Points : 3000 Join date : 2008-08-19 Age : 8
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 19:16 | |
| My work here is done.  Two drums and a cymbal fall off a truck. - Spoiler:
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Badum TSS
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The_Jaster Baby Brush God

Posts : 10897 Points : 10987 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 36 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 22:50 | |
| How do NASA organise a party? - Spoiler:
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They planet
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5354 Points : 5488 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Feb 2015 - 23:22 | |
| What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? - Spoiler:
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Dr. Dre
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23258 Points : 22095 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Wed 18 Feb 2015 - 17:25 | |
| Stu's location.  So mature. |
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