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Buskalilly
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| Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed  Thu 19 Feb 2015 - 1:56 | |
| A man comes home to his wife and says "I've won the lottery, go pack your bags."
Excited, she asks "where am I going?"
He says "I don't care as long as you're gone by the morning." |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 1:05 | |
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oldschool
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 5:32 | |
| Whilst I get the Pokemon joke, is anyone as sick of this colour story as I am? |
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ZeroJones
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 8:34 | |
| Yes, as I mostly see gold and blue.  |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 10:39 | |
| Gold and blue here as well. But I agree that it got a bit dull before the end of yesterday. I did laugh at the Poké-versions, though. |
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The_Jaster
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sat 28 Feb 2015 - 12:12 | |
| - oldschool wrote:
- Whilst I get the Pokemon joke, is anyone as sick of this colour story as I am?
I was sick of it from the moment I woke up that day but it only got worse as I seen it or terrible "jokes" about it throughout the day on my twitter timeline, I just find it so stupid that folk have got all caught up about it. The pokemon photoshop thing is clever though. |
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ZeroJones
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Mar 2015 - 6:44 | |
| ...but I had a head start because Dara Ò Briain was in town, and Jo and I went to see him. It was the funniest set I'd ever seen him do, and he's a very funny guy anyway. If you get the chance, y'all should go.  |
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Admin
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 5 Mar 2015 - 9:35 | |
| All I ever see with that dress photo is white and gold, or occasionally gold and very pale blue. |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 8 Mar 2015 - 15:02 | |
| From Scullion's Twitter: "Love seeing whiny arseholes asking "why is there an #InternationalWomensDay but not a Men's one?" There's 364 of the fuckers every year." |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Tue 17 Mar 2015 - 14:47 | |
| DoPo: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/discussion-thread-composed-entirely-of-fkwits-2015031796372 The Mash delivers again! |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 22:40 | |
| https://storify.com/hownottodraw/the-best-joke-in-the-world
I didn't laugh. I groaned. Close enough, right? |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Mon 6 Jul 2015 - 22:44 | |
| .... ...... ....... - Spoiler:
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Tue 7 Jul 2015 - 8:48 | |
| Hey, two actual funny posts and not a single comment. What was I supposed to do, not post a terrible pun? |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 12 Jul 2015 - 20:45 | |
| Ed Byrne, Mock the Week: "I like to plant my herbs in alphabetical order. People say to me, 'How do you find the time?' I say, 'It's there, next to the sage.'" |
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 12 Jul 2015 - 20:47 | |
| Not bad! I quite like Ed Byrne - funny chap. |
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euan707
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 12 Jul 2015 - 21:20 | |
| Where do frogs keep their cash? - Spoiler:
In the river bank
A man walks into a bar. - Spoiler:
Ow
A man walks into a bar and sees three pieces of meat hanging above the counter. He says to the barman "what's all this about then?" and the barman replies "If you can jump up and hit these here pieces of meat, you get free drinks for the next hour, if not you pay for everyone else's drinks for the next hour, want to give it a go?" - Spoiler:
"Nah, the steaks are too high"
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JayMoyles
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Mon 13 Jul 2015 - 0:55 | |
| Can we set up a bot that posts boothisman.gif after every post in this thread?  |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Mon 13 Jul 2015 - 9:33 | |
| Hey, I kinda liked the third one! |
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ZeroJones
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Mon 13 Jul 2015 - 11:19 | |
| Ed Byrne is my favourite comedian. One of his from Mock The Week, on a Scenes We'd Like To See about things sports commentators would never say:
"That's an excellent shot on the black.
I really must learn these boxers' names." |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Fri 21 Aug 2015 - 20:16 | |
| Definitely a boothisman-er:  |
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Jimbob
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Sun 23 Aug 2015 - 9:12 | |
| You shall receive no boo, sir:  |
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euan707
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Wed 26 Aug 2015 - 18:53 | |
| - Spoiler:
One day a woman had 100 children. Sadly, she didn't have the creativity to name all of them with unique names, so she named each one a number from 1 to 100. One of them was named one, the next was two and so on all the way to one hundred. But, in a tragic accident, 99 of the children died. The only one who survived was the one name Ninety. Ninety eventually grew up and lived a whole life and she even had a few children of her own. One day, while Ninety's children were playing outside they stumbled upon a stray dog and they decided to keep it. Ninety did not want the children to have a dog so they hid it and named it "this", so that they could talk about it around their mum without her knowing. They would say "Lets go take this outside" and things like that behind their mum's back. One day, while ninety's children were not paying attention, This walks out into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car. This eventually dies and ninety's kids don't tell their mother even then. No one else ever hears about this ever again. Only Ninety's Kids remember This.
People often ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I reply "I don't know, - Spoiler:
I don't have 2020 vision"
Why don't owls make love when it's raining? - Spoiler:
Because it's too wet to woo
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Wed 26 Aug 2015 - 19:00 | |
| Three solid gags there. Enjoyed. |
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Balladeer
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 27 Aug 2015 - 16:37 | |
| Aaaah, love me some punnage. Not the middle one, though - unfortunately that's been taken up by too many corporate organisations to outline their strategic goals. Ruined a perfectly good joke.  |
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Buskalilly
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| | Subject: Re: Yesterday I Laughed Thu 27 Aug 2015 - 21:38 | |
| Speaking of good jokes, I'm watching Live at the Apollo right now. Sorry, did I say good jokes? I meant the most predictable, witless, boring shite.
"I'm an American comedian, so I say the punchline in this voice."
"I'm a middle class person pretending to be working class. Aren't the poor hilarious and useless?"
"Hey, you know that thing? Yeah, me too, I'm not gonna make a joke or anything but I'm glad you too have heard of the things I've heard of."
"I have kids and am therefore better than anyone who doesn't have kids."
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