Things That Really !&$% You Off

I'll tell you what, I'll just get slaughtered on pinot grigio then you guys ask me questions. I'll be full of advice! I'll probably even give myself some.

Warning: there is a slim chance that drunk Buska will give awful, awful, evil advice.

masofdas wrote:

I work fridays and saturdays but I'm on holiday soon.

That's cool, I work shifts but I always have one or the other free for an evening so just let me know!

Frogadier wrote:

GNamer obviously needs a romance agony aunt.  Stu, maybe?

Clearly I would be useless at this as I have been in the same relationship for the last 36 years with my teenage sweetheart. I know nothing about the subject at all  

And he was never heard of again... show-off.

Buskalilly wrote:

I'll tell you what, I'll just get slaughtered on pinot grigio then you guys ask me questions. I'll be full of advice! I'll probably even give myself some.

"Lads. Lads! Forget about your women trouble, it's just not worth the hassle. You know what is worth the hassle? SAVING THE PRINCESS FROM HER GLASS PRISON AT BUTLINS"

You guys distract the guards, I'll bust her out with a hammer.

Frogadier wrote:

And he was never heard of again... show-off.

Nope, still here  

Frogadier wrote:

Buskalilly wrote:

Or more specifically, one woman, let's not reinforce the sexist gamer stereotype.

Kudos for that. (looks pointedly at Treesmurf)  

Ok I'll change my previous gripe to "a large number of women".

What did you say treesmurf.

masofdas wrote:

What did you say treesmurf.

He essentially said "ugh, women" without specifying who he was talking about.

As we started to talk about girls here, there's a girl I like at work who I've found out is single, what do I do guy's. I know she likes doctor who and is a checkout operator (so not near me in work) that's about it.

Give her a miniature TARDIS to sit on her checkout obviously.

Run up to her dressed in a long brown coat in converse and say "Hurry, come with me. Trust me. I'm the Doctor! Allons-y!" Then lead her to a small box. Tell her it's bigger on the inside, she'll come inside.

On second thought, maybe not.

Just ask her out to something social and non-threatening,either an event other people will be at or just to coffee. Then just get to know her; talk to her like a human being, forget she has lady parts. If it goes well and there's a connection, ask her to something more intimate, like dinner.

Should I be taking notes?
Anyway on topic: Food stuck in braces. Every time I eat (I eat a lot) at least half of my food gets trappend in my oral train tracks of misery. On the plus side though they give me a great reason to use a knife to eat fruit instead of biting into them like a commoner or whatever...

I was terrible for that when I had braces. I kept breaking them and they'd stab me right through the lip. Not fun!

Yea there was one tooth my orthodontist was trying to fix but the link kept breaking and cutting me so he just gave up so it's growing in its own silly way while everything else is growing into a normal shape. I've started calling it my cranidos tooth because it breaks the mould.

I do have a old pair of converse some where Jay, if not will a pair of vans do lol. I think Buska advice is best, i might see if she likes any other nerdy things as THOR 2 is out soon, shes bound to like Loki right.

Who doesn't like Loki?

Oh yeah. And his "dad". Honestly, Odin is the worst parent ever.

Thor wuvs him really!
It's this guy he needs to worry about

That CGI gets progressively worse the longer you look at it.

That was the point at which the film just became a Looney Tunes cartoon.

Right, am I imagining this or did they used to be called Loony Toons?

Nope, don't think so.

I know I said that I've said elsewhere that I enjoyed rain, but today I had the perfect storm of the Northern Line being closed for engineering works (as usual), losing my umbrella, and an actual storm.  

2 of the things that !&$% me off combined today.. An old person on a bicycle earlier today couldn't really control the thing funnily enough and kept swerving out more into traffic and made people stop and slow right down to a crawl while she cycled on unaware