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Yo mama so fat she put a blanket over the ocean and called it a water bed Yo momma so fat dat she left out da house wit heels on and came home wit flats on. yo mama is so fat when she got in her car she says "Dam kids, they popped my tires" Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale Buzzlightear popped out and said to infinity and beyond Yo mama so fat she went to da zoo and da elephants was jealous yo mommas so fat that when she walks around the house she walks "around" the house Yo mama so fat when shes in her car and she sticks out her hand, the car will turn! yo mama so fat that when she walked pass the t.v. you missed a marathon yo mama so fat that when she laughs she farts yo mama so fat her streachmarks got streachmarks! yo mama's so fat that when she wore a red shirt, people said hey look koolaid! Yo mom is so fat that she walked into a tattoo parlor and the worker said "Wooaahh! We don't paint murals!" Yo mama so fat when she walked past the t.v.you missed three episodes. 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Yo Momma So Fat They Used Her For The New Years Ball Drop Yo Momma So Fat she has stretch marks on her toenails Your mamas so fat einstien based the black hole theory on her Ass hole Yo momma so fat when she fell off the roof people thought it was santa claus! Yo momma so big, she went to the airport and asked for a ticket. And they gave her clearance to take off! Yo momma is so fat she needs a GPS to find her ass hole yo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 mins before she does Yo mama so fat she ate herself alive Yo Mama so fat she hoola-hooped the Superbowl Yo momma's so fat, Borden's called her and asked for their cottage cheese back. Yo mama so fat she was laying on the side of the beach and a kid walked by and said "WOAH BEACHED WHALE" yo mama so fat when I kicked her in the stomach porkchops came out of her ass yo mama is so fat, when she walks on the road her butts clap Yo Mama is so fat when she came up missing they couldnt fit her face on the milk carton so they branded it on the side of the cow. Yo mama's so fat she broke her own branch on the family tree. Yo Mama is so fat, she created a black hole because she has attained infinite mass. yo mama's so fat that when I thought I heard music from her cellphone in her pocket she instead pulled out and ice cream truck. 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Yo momma so fat she sweat bacon bits yo mama's so fat scientists thought Jupiter was her brother. Yo momma so fat when she jumped into the alantic ocean she brought back titanic Yo momma so fat her kidney stones are the size of boulders. yo mama so fat, when she goes on vacation, everyone gotta put sun block on Yo mama so chubby when she went out to the strip club, they called her momma shake weight Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light." he had to ask her to move out of the way first. yo mama's so fat, even her myspace has no space. Yo momma is so fat the only thing stoping her on the way to mcdonalds is the door Yo momma so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction Yo mama so fat she broke the 64 block limit on Minecraft. yo momma so fat when she swam in the mediterranean sea and even Italy couldn't kick her out. Yo momma is so fat during pregnancy she went to the hospital in a tow truck. 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Yo mama is so fat when she was in Call of Duty she got killed and the person that killed her got a five person kill streak. Yo Momma so fat she makes fat people look skinny Yo momma so fat that she thinks the ocean is like jumping in a puddle Yo mama so fat that when we die we can't go to heaven or hell because it's all full yo mama is so fat instead of swimming with the dolphins she goes out to the ocean and and swims with the whales yo mommas so fat when she sat down she caused an eathquake on the OTHER side of the WORLD! yo mama so fat that her back rolls cried justin timberlake a river. yo momma so fat that when she entered the fat racing contest she came in first second and third yo mama is so fat she has her own energy source yo mama so fat that when she was wearing a hollister shirt, a helicopter landed on the H yo mama so fat that when she hears the doorbell she runs to the microwave singing 'HOT POCKETS'!!! yo mama so fat she couldn't have sex with king kong yo mama so fat that when its time to take the subway no one else can come on! Yo mommas so fat when she sat in the tub it sang bubble bubble abc get your big a$$ out of me. yo mamma so fat when shes mad she turns into a tomato Yo mama so fat, when's she walk down the street, she creates potholes. yo mama is so fat when she went to the movies, everyone asked "Can this screen be any bigger? yo mama is so fat when she was in outer space she had more gravitational pull than all the planets combined..... YO momma so fat that the goverment thought that she was RUSSIA. Yo mama so fat they needed a bulldozer to bury her, may she Rest In Peace. yo momma so fat when she pulls her panties down to her knees she still has pu**y in them. Yo momma so fat she asked Jenny Craig how many Weight Watchers points Self-Esteem was worth yo mama so fat when she jumped in the Pacific ocean it became the Pacific desert Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper. Yo mama so fat, wine companies stand in line waiting for her to shit so they can buy it and harvest their Vineyards. Yo mama so fat the equator is smaller then her waist line. yo momma so fat every time she goes grocery shopping workers yell "Deliverys here" yo momma is so fat......She has bacon-bits in her blood Yo mama so fat that when she went to Walmart she couldn't get in OR out! Yo Mama is so fat she uses a king size mattress for a maxi pad. Yo momma so fat, that one side of her lives in a parallel universe. yo mamma's so fat when she wading in the atlantic ocean, people could get to New York from London without having to pay yo mama so fat she has the weight loss commercial for a ringtone Yo mama so fat when she farts they have to put it on the weather channel! Yo Mama so fat when she went swimming Japanese whalers on the other side of the ocean harpooned her yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and they used her as a replica of the war of 1812 Yo mama so fat when she gets out of the shower, her legs are still dry!! Yo mama is so fat, NASA qualified her as a planet Yo mama so fat when she sits on an active volcano she makes a whole beach yo mama is fat that when she sits on a semi they say "Ok now give me the over size load sign." Yo mama so fat, she went to take her blood test and the machine said "Life at STEAK". Yo mama so fat, She ate popcorn out of the whole theater! Yo mama so fat that when she passes by the tv, Jesse Pinkman was in and out of rehab 4 times. yo mama so fat half of her ass was in a parallel universe Yo mama so fat when she plays Mortal Kombat, Sub Zero cant freeze her. yo mama so fat and old she sat on a toy airplane and invented the jet Yo mama is so fat she tried out for the Indiana Jones movie and got the part as the rolling boulder Yo mama is so fat, that when she dies, they will need to make a whole new cemetary! Yo mama so fat her farts started global warming and if she died it would be over. Yo mama so fat she made a ditch the grand canyon yo mama is so fat that the Titanic ran into her not the iceberg. your mom is so fat she ate the rest of the joke Yo mamma's so fat when people are looking for a moonbounce they call her! Yo mama so fat she got an ocean side house and said her pool was to small. Yo mama so fat everyone keeps asking when the triplets are due Yo mama is so fat she went to space and never floated. Yo mama is so fat that I had a dream about her and I woke up with a broken neck. Yo mama so fat she went to the elephant exhibit at the zoo and had a family reunion. Yo mama is so fat when she walks into a manwhore house all she gets is a cheese sandwich. Yo mamma so fat when she sat on the bible Jesus came begging her to set his people free Yo Mama so fat her idea of eating pork is eating the entire pig. Ya mamma so fat she thinks biscuits are like tic tacs Yo mama is so fat that she makes a whale look like a tic-tac Yo mammas so fat, she went to Syria and farted.... and Barack Obama almost bombed the country for having weapons of mass destruction. Yo momma so fat that a car can park on her back. Yo momma so fat, they got to use garden tools to give her a pap smear. Yo momma so fat Nasa though they found a second moon Yo momma so fat, it takes 4 rolls of toilet paper and a Bed sheet to wipe her ass! Yo mama so fat, she used to have a six-pack, but she drank it Your mama so fat when she saw herself on the weather channel she said "Wow I never new I was that fat" Yo momma so fat, she got steering wheel burns on her belly from driving to work everyday.. Yo mama is so fat that when I had sex with her and rolled over 3 times I was still on that b**ch. Yo momma so fat she hopped in a monster truck and made it a low rider Yo momma so fat her nickname is the "Big Bang" because we only have theories as to what created her. yo mamma was so fat when she left the beach, the people all shouted the coast is cleared You momma so fat when she tryied out for rhymatic gymnastics she had to hoola hoop in saturns rings. yo mama so fat she can name every Restaurant because there all in her stomach. Yo mamma's ass is so fat when she sits down she's three feet taller yo mamma so fat I thought she worked at KFC, but in fact she was their best customer. Yo mama so heavy, that when she goes on an elevator, it turns into Hellevator. Yo mama so fat when she said "I'm jonesen for a milky way, she meant the entire galaxy" yo mama so fat you need a g.p.s to walk around her Yo mama so fat that she inspired Al Gore to invent the World Wide Web. Yo mama so fat she has to call 911 anytime she wants to leave the house. yo mama's so fat when she sat on the side walk she got a parking ticket! yo mammas so fat when she sat on the floor she went to the basement Yo Mama So Fat When She Step On The Scale My Credit Card Number Showed Up..... yo mama so fat she eats a prize pig for breakfast and a family of whales for a light snack Yo mama is fat that scientists are worried she's helping the earth become a black hole. yo mama so fat that she counts as a 5 kill streak on Call Of Duty. yo momma is so fat when she got into her mini van construction workers had to tape over size load on the back Yo mama so fat she has her own ozone layer yo mama so fat her shirt size is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL Yo momma so fat she walked in the aquariam and the tour guide said "How did this whale get out?" yo mama so fat and thats that. yo mama so fat if you had a dollar for every pound she weighed you could pay down the national debt. yo mama so fat that when she put a sparkley dress, she almost brought back disco. Yo mama so fat for halloween she wore a black plastic bag and when i asked her what she was going as she said night. People used to be able to fall in love, but yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama so fat, SHE is a board on the MARIO PARTY GAMES! Yo mamma so fat, when she's thirsty she puts a straw in the ocean. Yo mamas so fat she doesn't need two others to make a crowd. Your mums so fat, she's in every time zone Your mum so fat she needs a digital scale to remember her phone number. Yo mama so fat she makes "Free Willy" look like a goldfish. Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple. Yo mama so fat that when she got up from her desk she had to bring it home with her. Yo mama so fat and large only the sun is jealous of her. yo mama so fat, she made "Precious" say "God Damnnnnnn". Yo Mama so fat and her teeth are so yellow the only cat calls she gets are "Hey Taxi" Yo mama so fat and old that her falling caused Pangaea to break apart. Your momma is so fat she uses the Great wall of China as a belt. Yo momma so fat she has to wait for it to rain before she can take a shower. Yo momma so fat she farted in the ocean and caused El Nino. Your mamma so fat she calls the apple orchard a fruit salad. Yo momma so fat people at the carnival said "How many tickets to ride that blimp?" Your mama so fat that when you where born they couldn't find..... You Yo mama so fat evel knievel called and wanted to jump her ....(with his motorcycle) Yo Mamas SO Fat She Went to the beach And Jumped Of A Diving Board A person Went inside of her your mom so fat when she she turns around its her birthday Yo mama soo fat she ate the rest of my joke Yo Mamas so fat she can't go swimming in Japan because of illegal whaling. Yo mummy is so fat, when she steps on Wolverine.... Even he can't heal himself! yo mama so fat that when i moved from china to England, she was still my neighbor. Yo mama so fat that when she sails, she sails underwater. yo mama so fat when she went to the gynecologist and told them she was pregnant, they didn't think she could get any bigger. yo mama so fat when she goes up a flight of stairs she leaves dents in them yo mama so fat and blonde that when the sun retired she was eligible to take its place. Yo Mama so fat, when she walked into a construction site, one of the workers said, "Hey! Bill! Get the crane ready! We've got a wide load comin' in! Yo momma so fat her engagement ring was one of Saturn's Yo mama so fat, fast food stock prices go up and down based on her eating habits. Yo mamma so fat, when she does the hokey pokey her left leg goes outside of earth Your mama's so fat that she makes the national debt look small! Yo mama so fat she fell down and rocked her self asleep trying to get up yo mama so fat her ass got mistaken for Uranus Yo mama so fat that when she wore her wedding dress people thought it was snowing Yo mama's so fat, when she's going on an airplane, she her ass has to pay for baggage fees. yo mamma so fat that when she stand on one end of the Earth the other end lift up Yo mama so fat she doesnt have to be famous to be nation wide. Yo mamma so fat the elephant at the zoo thought they were related. Yo moma so fat, they call her belly the low rider. Yo mamma so fat, scientists proved that the moon orbits her. yo mama so fat when i asked to have sex it took her years to take off her clothes You Mamas so fat when we talk about mother earth we are referring to her. Yo mama so fat, when she bent down, the Grand Canyon got jealous yo mama so fat every time she turns around they give her a welcome back party. Yo momma so fat if she lived on Pluto, scientists would call it a planet again. Yo mamas so fat, she was Miley Cyrus's wrecking ball. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on my 3DS she turned it into a 2DS. Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a scooter she turned it into a bike. Yo mama so fat and poor the national weather service had to call her and tell her to stop stomping out her roaches cause she's causing earthquakes Yo mama so fat, when she sits on a hockey puck, it becomes a flat tire! Yo mama so fricken fat if she could bend over she could disprove the laws of physics Yo mamma is so fat when she gets hit by a bus she yelled "Who throw that Twinkie at me?" Yo Momma so fat i was by the ocean in the morning and by the time she passed me I missed the sunset. Yo mama so fat, she fell and hit the Earth, it caused the Ice Age. yo mama so fat she sat on a bear and turned it into rug Yo mama so fat the FDA took her to a grocery store to look for organic food items. yo mama so fat that when she went to a store with XXXXXXXXXXL shirts, they said ,"to get cloths for you, get a time machine and kill a wooly mammoth. Yo mama so fat, she jumped into the Pacific Ocean and Tsunami sirens sounded in Southeast Asia. Your momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millon and his Wife, Movie Star, the Professer and Maryann had land to walk home. Yo mamma's so fat, her plumbers crack is more like a plumbers ravine. Yo mama so fat, when she farted, homeland security thought it was a dirty bomb. Yo momma's so fat, she sued the State of Florida because every time she went to the beach, people dragged her into the water thinking she was a beached whale. Yo mama so fat, she eats soup with the Big Dipper. Yo mum so fat, a picture of her weighs more than I do. Yo momma so fat, when she was in space, scientists thought her neck was pluto.