The Chat Thread

Steven Seagal? The actor? Then who's going to be vice president - Adam Sandler? I suppose Katy Perry will be the First Lady... And Will Ferrell is secretary of the treasury!

Yes the actor, it seems strange but isn't really as Reagan was an Actor, you also had Jesse "The Body" Ventura and Arnold Schwarzenegger as Governors before.

Also those "Jobs" apart from Treasury aren't that important you need a secretary of state as well Jay.

Vice President not important? Great Scott! And I need a Secretary of State too... this is heavy.

There's that word again. "Heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?

It's all the Americans contributing. Heyo!

(Apologies to any (no doubt thin and beautiful) Americans who may be reading.)

Day Five of the Dark Nebula Lord Heatwave Diaries ~ The Conclusion: And so it has come to an end. The onslaught of the Bright Sun Lord in the end was no match for my powers of darkness. Honestly I don't recall heatwaves being this easy to tank, they used to absolutely destroy me yet this one was rather easy to weather. I guess this is one perk of not living in Perth now, when the heatwave is over it's actually over. None of that never ending stuff where it felt like it went on for weeks on end. Now all that's left is to open the house out and let it cool down.

You have a thunderstorm?

Hold the 'phone. We had 33 people online at once?  Was it peak spambot time or something?

Did one of you post nudes in the Say Cheese thread or something? That's a crazy amount of people!

I haven't said much here recently so here's a poorly written spiel about my activities so far this year:
I got my mock AS exam results on Friday. C, D and a U. Which is not *that* bad considering we had them literally the day after we got back from Christmas break and literally three people said that they had revised for more than "about an hour, with breaks and stuff".
In sports news I got selected to go to a judo competition in Frebrurary (What do you mean that's not how its spelt). I'm just not sure if they chose me because I'm not too bad at the sport or because they need some comic relief. Oh well...
In other news I got a letter from the chaps at RTE (TV network "down south") saying I might get a go on their totally original idea "Junior dragons den" all thanks to my Young enterprise venture in school, all well and good except now I have to go and buy myself a new suit.
SO all in all (and disregarding my blatant lurkering here) not a totally horrible start to the year.   

Welcome back!

NintenDUCK wrote:

...literally three people said that they had revised for more than "about an hour, with breaks and stuff".

They all say that though. It's a form of showing off. Don't take it at face value.

Balladeer wrote:

Welcome back!

NintenDUCK wrote:

...literally three people said that they had revised for more than "about an hour, with breaks and stuff".

They all say that though.  It's a form of showing off.  Don't take it at face value.

Balla's right- nobody's managed to fit in that much revision.

Well, its an hour over two weeks, assuming they don't work on either the Jewish or Christian Sabbath days or bank holidays and take half days on Wednesdays like the French. Then I guess its kinda reasonable, no?

Saw this today: https://maps.gstatic.com/m/streetview/?panoid=IZ4s6zBV670oWls_rNMinA&cbp=0,296.5650511702928,,0,0

Looks nice, right? Click the forward arrow.

I'm guessing the next picture was taken many years in the future when we all have to live in the sky because the land below has turned to a wasteland.
But really, anyone care to offer an explanation?

I know they've had bad weather but not that bad.

Just seen Microsoft are calling there version of SiRi, Cortana after halo's cortana & will be voiced by Jen Taylor aswell.

NintenDUCK wrote:

I'm guessing the next picture was taken many years in the future when we all have to live in the sky because the land below has turned to a wasteland.
But really, anyone care to offer an explanation?

It's a before/after of Hurricane Sandy, allegedly.

Oh s***. I was hoping it was going to be the Tardis easter egg... that's just really sad.

That was a really good way of actually getting across the damage there. Very touching.
On a slightly less depressing note, who else just loves the little flags Americans put outside their houses? It's so cute!

Buskalilly wrote:

That was a really good way of actually getting across the damage there. Very touching.
On a slightly less depressing note, who else just loves the little flags Americans put outside their houses? It's so cute!

Don't get me started! Maybe it's a "YOU ARE HERE" for anyone who has beamed down to Earth from another planet / spaceship.

That was the least offensive of the 4 attempts I made to finish this post.

Jimbob wrote:

Buskalilly wrote:

That was a really good way of actually getting across the damage there. Very touching.
On a slightly less depressing note, who else just loves the little flags Americans put outside their houses? It's so cute!

Don't get me started! Maybe it's a "YOU ARE HERE" for anyone who has beamed down to Earth from another planet / spaceship.

That was the least offensive of the 4 attempts I made to finish this post.

Will the other three be in the Deleted Scenes on the DVD release of your posts?

beemoh wrote:

Jimbob wrote:

Buskalilly wrote:

That was a really good way of actually getting across the damage there. Very touching.
On a slightly less depressing note, who else just loves the little flags Americans put outside their houses? It's so cute!

Don't get me started! Maybe it's a "YOU ARE HERE" for anyone who has beamed down to Earth from another planet / spaceship.

That was the least offensive of the 4 attempts I made to finish this post.

Will the other three be in the Deleted Scenes on the DVD release of your posts?

Ah, that'd be sweet. Hey, IDEA. I write down all of my most offensive thoughts, and then people can read them when I'm dead. That's like a DVD release.

For a second there, I thought you were calling beemoh IKEA. I thought "is that racist?" Then I thought "wait, beemoh's not Swedish".
I should probably get some sleep.

He is flatpacked and easy to assemble though.