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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 20:40 | |
| There's a tiny woman trapped inside a rose. Can you successfully find her without pricking your hand on a thorn? Be careful, as assorted woodland animals will stand menacingly nearby as you search for the tiny woman.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 20:58 | |
| Exhibit A in Disney's court case against the Monster Hunter Stories development team.  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 26 Apr 2018 - 21:42 | |
| (Not my go, so somebody else do a funny for Balla's please but...)
A rare example of the US/EU box-art being leaps and bounds ahead of the Japanese equivalent as we decided to, correctly as well, highlight Panda Ball in all his glory. |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5363 Points : 5497 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Fri 27 Apr 2018 - 13:15 | |
| Ahh, that's good old Magnet Bolt Road Velvet Silk Button Ant 2: NIFNEWFJEWBE FIEFEW CBIWEFOIEQNDPNEWGPNCOWQF NOIEWQNBF EWFOEWNBOIVENBFLK EFIE, for the Nintendo Wii. It's exactly as the title says. ~  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 29 Apr 2018 - 1:08 | |
| A thrilling chess game played on top of Guy #2's head.  |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12723 Points : 12879 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 29 Apr 2018 - 4:27 | |
| A life sim about a pretty standard night out in Osaka.  |
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The_Jaster Baby Brush God

Posts : 10912 Points : 11002 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 36 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 29 Apr 2018 - 15:01 | |
| A lethal weapon spin-off starring Danny Glover. (you can even see the toilet blowing up in the background castle)  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 29 Apr 2018 - 18:59 | |
| Attack on Titan Teaches Astronomy. If you answer a question wrong, they destroy your entire planet. NGamer gave it 4/10 for unfair difficulty.  |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20941 Points : 21261 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 29 Apr 2018 - 21:52 | |
| Studio Ghibli the game for N64  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 30 Apr 2018 - 23:35 | |
| The Avengers, starring (from top left, anti-clockwise): Doctor Strange, Hawkeye, Scarlet Witch, Red Skull I guess, Wonder Woman and Loki, maybe. Also featuring Fin Fang Foom being ridden by Superman as seen in the background.  |
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Muss Koopaling

Posts : 2121 Points : 2135 Join date : 2015-04-03 Location : The 5th Dimension
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 1 May 2018 - 11:20 | |
| Jin Kazama has contracted the worst case of Pink Eye on this, the most important day of his life: Senior Prom! Using combinations of hoodies, emo fringes, and the devil gene, can you save Jin from dishonouring his family by getting through this day without anybody noticing his aesthetic shame?  |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12723 Points : 12879 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 1 May 2018 - 14:20 | |
| Crushed by the impossible demands of modern capitalism, a frog with no prospects decided to fling himself in front of oncoming traffic. Play as a tiny firefly and try desperately to distract from the futility of it all by sharing vapid encouragement and hollow entertainment.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 1 May 2018 - 18:52 | |
| Mr. Potato Head's horribly mutated vaguely humanoid elder brother launches a baseball sim.  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 1 May 2018 - 21:13 | |
| Nope. Not touching that. Nooooo way.  |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12723 Points : 12879 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 2 May 2018 - 7:00 | |
| @Balla's Game: You use your enormous, raging penis to forcefully (but consensually) enter a series of hot anime girls who are definitely over 18 from all angles into all orifices. @Jay's Game: Play as a teenage boy who, after playing Ballas's game, grabs his wood and shoots out a shiny golden orb.  |
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Muss Koopaling

Posts : 2121 Points : 2135 Join date : 2015-04-03 Location : The 5th Dimension
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 2 May 2018 - 13:26 | |
| Bad blind date with a gas problem.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 2 May 2018 - 18:51 | |
| - Drunkalilly wrote:
- @Balla's Game: You use your enormous, raging penis to forcefully (but consensually) enter a series of hot anime girls who are definitely over 18 from all angles into all orifices.
'Consensually'? 'Definitely over 18'? In a Japanese game? Surely not! Anyway, Microsoft would very much like you to become part of their adventure sport-focussed cult. Where everybody is always happy, all the time.(That's the Avengers 'A' there, isn't it? Couldn't figure out a way to work it in, but thought I'd mention it.) |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 3 May 2018 - 0:09 | |
| A small child smiles whilst inwardly she laughs as she robs mums and old folks around the world so they can keep playing her twisted game.  |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 3 May 2018 - 20:45 | |
| Someone get this girl off my back! I need a poo. Chocobo's Dung  |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5363 Points : 5497 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 3 May 2018 - 23:23 | |
| In the Flying Scotman's simulation, waste yonks pissing about Edinburgh Waverly and enjoy the thrill of paying £4.99 for a limp sausage roll in The Pasty Shop after finding out that "we are sorry to announce that the train has been delayed by approximately sixteen days".  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 20 May 2018 - 20:13 | |
| Help a man get some action (drilling, planting a flagpole, lovebites etc.) in the Search For Bloody Amazing Sex.  |
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Muss Koopaling

Posts : 2121 Points : 2135 Join date : 2015-04-03 Location : The 5th Dimension
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 21 May 2018 - 0:09 | |
| When Earth is conquered by our alien overlords, they'll look to this as proof that their cause was just.  |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5363 Points : 5497 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 21 May 2018 - 20:54 | |
| Make your own porno with John "Shagger" Leslie and the gang, only on Nintendo 64! (On a separate note, Muss' picture immediately reminded me of one of my favourite things in wrestling history, when the UK version of Wrestlemania VI on DVD dubbed Dusty Rhodes' 'Common Man' entrance theme with the Wheel of Fortune tune! ) ~  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 23 May 2018 - 15:22 | |
| You'll laugh, you'll cry - it's Human Centipede IV: Super Duper Sumos.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sat 26 May 2018 - 9:22 | |
| Who's the vicious attacker going around, punching people in the eye and forcibly injecting their lips with dermal filler? Find out, and clobber them with a guitar.  |
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