Judge a game by its cover

A clone of this

Judge this belter.



It's, from what I understand, the cover for Hogs of War in Russia.

Matt Ritchie equalising for Scotland and finding that stoater: it's been a good last ten minutes.

Animal Farm: The After Years. And Mas' is a Western (in both senses of the word) version of Rapelay targeted at white supremacists.

I've always thought this one was a bit bizarre:

This is clearly the Great British Bake Of tie-in. The guy's going "hey, look at all this creme patissiere behind my head! It hasn't set!"

Me in the morning simulator.

Tron meets Bigfoot in the game that proves chauvinism never really went away.

A man goes on holiday to war-torn Egypt and gets so horrendously drunk his friends dress him in protective crash clothing.

Avoid the zoo wardens as you jump into the monkey enclosure and knock out chimps.

Detective game in which giant, come-to-life inflatable tracks the Jolly Green Giant.

Clearly Mouse Trap but they couldn't get the license

Thank goodness educational CD-ROMs have died out. Plumbers don't wear ties. Policemen don't wear straw boaters. Fishermen don't wear fish.

Holy crap, this

Hope the educational CD-ROM bit is a joke as otherwise

Game in which angry fanboys burn "the wrong consoles" for a laugh.

A game where you discuss the scary things you have seen.

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Having being caught with yet another mistress, Tiger Woods must traverse 18 holes of golf without being seen.

Binding of Isaac creator's next game: 2D platformer inspired by Rainbow Islands.

A text-based realistically simulated RTS, which is about as exciting and workable as that sounds.

Vikings building windmills sim

I know that's a rhythm-action banjo game, but I'm going to jokingly say it's an R-Type esque shmup, just because of that little spaceship in the background.

Wacky dating game in which a burlesque dancer must choose a cute mascot for when she goes solo to start her own establishment.

Chicken Shoot 2: Boot Edition.

Nicked off this

It's an spectacle action game like God of War or Bayonetta where you play as The Iron Sheik, who's taking a break from wrestling Hulk Hogan to put T-Rexes in the Camel Clutch.

Like contra but with deformed heroes called Gun and Star

Jay wrote:

It's an spectacle action game like God of War or Bayonetta where you play as The Iron Sheik, who's taking a break from wrestling Hulk Hogan to put T-Rexes in the Camel Clutch.

Who could forget the classic line: "T-Rex I must break your back & make you humble."