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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20941 Points : 21261 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 16/10/14, 05:14 pm | |
| A clone of this  |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5363 Points : 5497 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 08/10/15, 08:47 pm | |
| Judge this belter.  It's, from what I understand, the cover for Hogs of War in Russia. Matt Ritchie equalising for Scotland and finding that stoater: it's been a good last ten minutes. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 08/10/15, 08:53 pm | |
| Animal Farm: The After Years. And Mas' is a Western (in both senses of the word) version of Rapelay targeted at white supremacists. I've always thought this one was a bit bizarre:  |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 08/10/15, 10:45 pm | |
| This is clearly the Great British Bake Of tie-in. The guy's going "hey, look at all this creme patissiere behind my head! It hasn't set!"  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 08/10/15, 11:04 pm | |
| Me in the morning simulator.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 01/08/16, 08:14 pm | |
| Tron meets Bigfoot in the game that proves chauvinism never really went away.  |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12723 Points : 12879 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 01/08/16, 10:10 pm | |
| A man goes on holiday to war-torn Egypt and gets so horrendously drunk his friends dress him in protective crash clothing.  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 01/08/16, 11:22 pm | |
| Avoid the zoo wardens as you jump into the monkey enclosure and knock out chimps.  |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 02/08/16, 11:55 am | |
| Detective game in which giant, come-to-life inflatable tracks the Jolly Green Giant.  |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20941 Points : 21261 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 02/08/16, 07:21 pm | |
| Clearly Mouse Trap but they couldn't get the license  |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 03/08/16, 09:35 pm | |
| Thank goodness educational CD-ROMs have died out. Plumbers don't wear ties. Policemen don't wear straw boaters. Fishermen don't wear fish. Holy crap, this  |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20941 Points : 21261 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 03/08/16, 09:41 pm | |
| Hope the educational CD-ROM bit is a joke as otherwise  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 03/08/16, 09:52 pm | |
| Game in which angry fanboys burn "the wrong consoles" for a laugh.  |
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The_Jaster Baby Brush God

Posts : 10912 Points : 11002 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 36 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 04/08/16, 11:20 am | |
| A game where you discuss the scary things you have seen. ---  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 04/08/16, 10:29 pm | |
| Having being caught with yet another mistress, Tiger Woods must traverse 18 holes of golf without being seen.  |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 05/08/16, 12:31 pm | |
| Binding of Isaac creator's next game: 2D platformer inspired by Rainbow Islands.  |
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OrangeRakoon Disciple of Maddrell

Posts : 1376 Points : 1380 Join date : 2015-05-06 Age : 28 Location : Reading, UK
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 05/08/16, 12:55 pm | |
| A text-based realistically simulated RTS, which is about as exciting and workable as that sounds.  |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20941 Points : 21261 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 05/08/16, 07:08 pm | |
| Vikings building windmills sim  |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12723 Points : 12879 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 06/08/16, 01:33 pm | |
| I know that's a rhythm-action banjo game, but I'm going to jokingly say it's an R-Type esque shmup, just because of that little spaceship in the background.  |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 06/08/16, 04:46 pm | |
| Wacky dating game in which a burlesque dancer must choose a cute mascot for when she goes solo to start her own establishment.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23292 Points : 22131 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 06/08/16, 06:28 pm | |
| Chicken Shoot 2: Boot Edition.  |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 07/08/16, 11:17 pm | |
| It's an spectacle action game like God of War or Bayonetta where you play as The Iron Sheik, who's taking a break from wrestling Hulk Hogan to put T-Rexes in the Camel Clutch.  |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20941 Points : 21261 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 08/08/16, 08:58 am | |
| Like contra but with deformed heroes called Gun and Star  |
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The_Jaster Baby Brush God

Posts : 10912 Points : 11002 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 36 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover 08/08/16, 11:59 am | |
| - Jay wrote:
It's an spectacle action game like God of War or Bayonetta where you play as The Iron Sheik, who's taking a break from wrestling Hulk Hogan to put T-Rexes in the Camel Clutch. Who could forget the classic line: "T-Rex I must break your back & make you humble." |
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