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masofdas The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23395 Points : 23774 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 33 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 16 Oct 2014 - 17:14 | |
| A clone of this  |
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The Cappuccino Kid Lumen Sage

Posts : 6438 Points : 6594 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 104 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 8 Oct 2015 - 20:47 | |
| Judge this belter.  It's, from what I understand, the cover for Hogs of War in Russia. Matt Ritchie equalising for Scotland and finding that stoater: it's been a good last ten minutes. |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS

Posts : 25769 Points : 24598 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 33 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 8 Oct 2015 - 20:53 | |
| Animal Farm: The After Years. And Mas' is a Western (in both senses of the word) version of Rapelay targeted at white supremacists. I've always thought this one was a bit bizarre:  |
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Jimbob Rotating Platform

Posts : 4430 Points : 4455 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 8 Oct 2015 - 22:45 | |
| This is clearly the Great British Bake Of tie-in. The guy's going "hey, look at all this creme patissiere behind my head! It hasn't set!"  |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova

Posts : 15679 Points : 14850 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 29 Location : The Shibuya River
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 8 Oct 2015 - 23:04 | |
| Me in the morning simulator.  |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS

Posts : 25769 Points : 24598 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 33 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 1 Aug 2016 - 20:14 | |
| Tron meets Bigfoot in the game that proves chauvinism never really went away.  |
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Buskalilly Farore

Posts : 14501 Points : 14668 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 32 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 1 Aug 2016 - 22:10 | |
| A man goes on holiday to war-torn Egypt and gets so horrendously drunk his friends dress him in protective crash clothing.  |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova

Posts : 15679 Points : 14850 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 29 Location : The Shibuya River
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 1 Aug 2016 - 23:22 | |
| Avoid the zoo wardens as you jump into the monkey enclosure and knock out chimps.  |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 42 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 2 Aug 2016 - 11:55 | |
| Detective game in which giant, come-to-life inflatable tracks the Jolly Green Giant.  |
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masofdas The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23395 Points : 23774 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 33 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 2 Aug 2016 - 19:21 | |
| Clearly Mouse Trap but they couldn't get the license  |
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Jimbob Rotating Platform

Posts : 4430 Points : 4455 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 3 Aug 2016 - 21:35 | |
| Thank goodness educational CD-ROMs have died out. Plumbers don't wear ties. Policemen don't wear straw boaters. Fishermen don't wear fish. Holy crap, this  |
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masofdas The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23395 Points : 23774 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 33 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 3 Aug 2016 - 21:41 | |
| Hope the educational CD-ROM bit is a joke as otherwise  |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS

Posts : 25769 Points : 24598 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 33 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Wed 3 Aug 2016 - 21:52 | |
| Game in which angry fanboys burn "the wrong consoles" for a laugh.  |
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The_Jaster Din

Posts : 11738 Points : 11830 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 39 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 4 Aug 2016 - 11:20 | |
| A game where you discuss the scary things you have seen. ---  |
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova

Posts : 15679 Points : 14850 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 29 Location : The Shibuya River
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Thu 4 Aug 2016 - 22:29 | |
| Having being caught with yet another mistress, Tiger Woods must traverse 18 holes of golf without being seen.  |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 42 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 12:31 | |
| Binding of Isaac creator's next game: 2D platformer inspired by Rainbow Islands.  |
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OrangeRakoon Disciple of Greener

Posts : 1556 Points : 1560 Join date : 2015-05-06 Age : 31 Location : Reading, UK
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 12:55 | |
| A text-based realistically simulated RTS, which is about as exciting and workable as that sounds.  |
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masofdas The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23395 Points : 23774 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 33 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Fri 5 Aug 2016 - 19:08 | |
| Vikings building windmills sim  |
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Buskalilly Farore

Posts : 14501 Points : 14668 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 32 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 13:33 | |
| I know that's a rhythm-action banjo game, but I'm going to jokingly say it's an R-Type esque shmup, just because of that little spaceship in the background.  |
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ZeroJones I'M SO LONELY

Posts : 10465 Points : 9425 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 42 Location : North Midlands, England
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 16:46 | |
| Wacky dating game in which a burlesque dancer must choose a cute mascot for when she goes solo to start her own establishment.  |
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Balladeer DIVINE LONELINESS

Posts : 25769 Points : 24598 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 33 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sat 6 Aug 2016 - 18:28 | |
| Chicken Shoot 2: Boot Edition.  |
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Jimbob Rotating Platform

Posts : 4430 Points : 4455 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 40 Location : Milton Keynes
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JayMoyles Galactic Nova

Posts : 15679 Points : 14850 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 29 Location : The Shibuya River
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 7 Aug 2016 - 23:17 | |
| It's an spectacle action game like God of War or Bayonetta where you play as The Iron Sheik, who's taking a break from wrestling Hulk Hogan to put T-Rexes in the Camel Clutch.  |
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masofdas The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23395 Points : 23774 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 33 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 8 Aug 2016 - 8:58 | |
| Like contra but with deformed heroes called Gun and Star  |
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The_Jaster Din

Posts : 11738 Points : 11830 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 39 Location : Underground Corpse Pile.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 8 Aug 2016 - 11:59 | |
| - Jay wrote:
It's an spectacle action game like God of War or Bayonetta where you play as The Iron Sheik, who's taking a break from wrestling Hulk Hogan to put T-Rexes in the Camel Clutch. Who could forget the classic line: "T-Rex I must break your back & make you humble." |
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