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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20932 Points : 21252 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sat 26 May 2018 - 17:18 | |
| Atari bring you the sequel to Hatoful Boyfriend  |
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Muss Koopaling

Posts : 2114 Points : 2128 Join date : 2015-04-03 Location : The 5th Dimension
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sat 16 Jun 2018 - 20:30 | |
| Back in the 90s I was in a very famous Wiiii-u game... - Spoiler:
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 and/or  Because take your pick |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 18 Jun 2018 - 19:11 | |
| Mas' game is obviously a sandwich-cutting sim. The box art shows a character getting it all wrong. Jam everywhere. What a fool. Muss' game is about a unique and interesting sport, played in certain parts of the world. Amazingly, not only is there no such thing as an LBW in this sport, but people are actually encouraged to touch the ball with their feet! Also the wickets are much further apart, the middle stump is arranged on top of the other two, and there's a net between them. It's an odd one alright. Anyway, the winner of this 'foot-ball' game gets a replica of a golden eyeball, complete with torn-out viscera. It looks nothing like a cup.  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 19 Jun 2018 - 16:31 | |
| A remake of Super Mario Brothers 2 where the giant eagle head at the end of the level is replaced by a giant, disembodied Bowser head.  |
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kerr9000 Splatted Goomba
Posts : 9 Points : 10 Join date : 2018-06-20
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 26 Jun 2018 - 16:19 | |
| Clearly it's a game where you as Hulk Hogan must seethe rage and paddy over many old mostly dead wrestlers being viewed as legends despite having done and said crappy things while your shunned and forgotten for having used the N word, the game is won when you get Hulk blue enough to kill himself by hanging himself using some ring robes bonus points if it's half suicide half danger wank that went south......
It wouldn't let me add an image cause I'm new sorry |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20932 Points : 21252 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 26 Jun 2018 - 16:46 | |
| Hopefully a admin could add one in for you |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 26 Jun 2018 - 20:57 | |
| I don't seem to just be able to wave you through in the settings, Kerr - sorry. But yes, either suggest a game name and I'm sure someone will hunt down the box art for you, or you can MP me and I'll edit it into your post. |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 17:39 | |
| With Kerr not about to post his go, does somebody else want to take a crack at judging my game by its cover? |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20932 Points : 21252 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 17:44 | |
| Hulk's showdown with the locker room as he apologies  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 17:58 | |
| - @masofdas wrote:
- Hulk's showdown with the locker room as he apologies
Very good. A blessing in disguise that we had to wait a month for this thread to start again, then. |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 19:59 | |
| That genuinely looks like a fun game! But, er, it's obviously a proto- Xenoblade, where two blokes with guns have to explore a world that is actually a giant orange sleeping orange woman.  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 22 Jul 2018 - 22:47 | |
| Join Seven of Nine as she stabs the crew of the USS Voyager. (is that genuinely box art for a graphics card?  )  |
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Jimbob Snack Review

Posts : 3915 Points : 3937 Join date : 2013-01-15 Age : 38 Location : Milton Keynes
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 23 Jul 2018 - 20:50 | |
| Cricket gets a gritty reboot. See the wicket keeper above.  |
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The Cappuccino Kid Major Circuit Champion

Posts : 5360 Points : 5494 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 102 Location : East of Mombasa
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Mon 23 Jul 2018 - 22:40 | |
| Michael Myers methodically and systematically murders babysitters on Halloween night, metaphorically speaking, at a Chinese tile-matching game. ~  |
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Buskalilly Brush God

Posts : 12713 Points : 12869 Join date : 2013-02-25 Age : 30 Location : Nagano
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 24 Jul 2018 - 1:38 | |
| Cling to walls and climb onto furniture in an epic session of the floor is lava.  |
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Balladeer The Next Aonuma

Posts : 23281 Points : 22120 Join date : 2013-01-16 Age : 31 Location : Admintown
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 24 Jul 2018 - 21:02 | |
| The picture's not showing for me, so I had to look up the game and OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Fortunately the box makes it clear that you're merely a robotic bug who's managed to trap an unspeakable cosmic evil in a glass jar. Phew!  - @JayMoyles wrote:
- (is that genuinely box art for a graphics card?
) Oops.  Also, did Konami really try to do a gritty reboot of Bomberman?  |
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JayMoyles Farore

Posts : 14917 Points : 14120 Join date : 2013-01-21 Age : 27 Location : Courtroom No. 3 at 10am.
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Tue 24 Jul 2018 - 22:37 | |
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masofdas Giygas

Posts : 20932 Points : 21252 Join date : 2013-01-18 Age : 31 Location : VITA Island
 | Subject: Re: Judge a game by its cover Sun 29 Jul 2018 - 11:27 | |
| #FucKonami is all I can say On Jay's game, it's clearly Australia dealing with immigration  |
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