Judge a game by its cover

Atari bring you the sequel to Hatoful Boyfriend

Back in the 90s I was in a very famous Wiiii-u game...

Spoiler:

 

I fully admit, I'm gutted to have missed out on a Bojack Horseman pun, so I'm just plowing ahead with it anyway as if Mas didn't post  

And yes, it's not even a good pun. It's not a Wii-U game.  

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*in this figure I am represented by 5 horses being beaten. Are you happy now? NO! Animal cruelty is bad, but so am I. Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gunna do? Whatcha gunna do when they come for you?

and/or



Because take your pick

Mas' game is obviously a sandwich-cutting sim. The box art shows a character getting it all wrong. Jam everywhere. What a fool.

Muss' game is about a unique and interesting sport, played in certain parts of the world. Amazingly, not only is there no such thing as an LBW in this sport, but people are actually encouraged to touch the ball with their feet! Also the wickets are much further apart, the middle stump is arranged on top of the other two, and there's a net between them. It's an odd one alright. Anyway, the winner of this 'foot-ball' game gets a replica of a golden eyeball, complete with torn-out viscera. It looks nothing like a cup.

A remake of Super Mario Brothers 2 where the giant eagle head at the end of the level is replaced by a giant, disembodied Bowser head.

Clearly it's a game where you as Hulk Hogan must seethe rage and paddy over many old mostly dead wrestlers being viewed as legends despite having done and said crappy things while your shunned and forgotten for having used the N word, the game is won when you get Hulk blue enough to kill himself by hanging himself using some ring robes bonus points if it's half suicide half danger wank that went south......

It wouldn't let me add an image cause I'm new sorry

Hopefully a admin could add one in for you

I don't seem to just be able to wave you through in the settings, Kerr - sorry. But yes, either suggest a game name and I'm sure someone will hunt down the box art for you, or you can MP me and I'll edit it into your post.

With Kerr not about to post his go, does somebody else want to take a crack at judging my game by its cover?

Hulk's showdown with the locker room as he apologies

@masofdas wrote:

Hulk's showdown with the locker room as he apologies

Very good. A blessing in disguise that we had to wait a month for this thread to start again, then.

That genuinely looks like a fun game!  But, er, it's obviously a proto-Xenoblade, where two blokes with guns have to explore a world that is actually a giant orange sleeping orange woman.

Join Seven of Nine as she stabs the crew of the USS Voyager.

(is that genuinely box art for a graphics card? )

Cricket gets a gritty reboot. See the wicket keeper above.

Michael Myers methodically and systematically murders babysitters on Halloween night, metaphorically speaking, at a Chinese tile-matching game.

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Cling to walls and climb onto furniture in an epic session of the floor is lava.

The picture's not showing for me, so I had to look up the game and OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. Fortunately the box makes it clear that you're merely a robotic bug who's managed to trap an unspeakable cosmic evil in a glass jar. Phew!

@JayMoyles wrote:

(is that genuinely box art for a graphics card? )

Oops. Also, did Konami really try to do a gritty reboot of Bomberman?

Charlie Chaplin drops a load of acid and traipses around town in his briefs.

@Balladeer wrote:

@JayMoyles wrote:

(is that genuinely box art for a graphics card? )

Oops. Also, did Konami really try to do a gritty reboot of Bomberman?

The fact you didn't realise makes it all the better.

And of course they did - what do you expect from them?

#FucKonami is all I can say

On Jay's game, it's clearly Australia dealing with immigration