Yesterday I DIDN'T Buy

People buy a Porsche 911 mag so they can carry it around. That way, even if they meet someone inside where they can't see the car, everyone is aware they have a Porsche.

The articles just say "You have an average sized dick. People like you. You are still young."

Ohh better not mention I've almost bought a Porsche twice. Of course not a 911 and old.

Buskalilly wrote:

The articles just say "You have an average sized dick. People like you. You are still young."

I presume this is also true of half the gun mags.

"It's normal that you own this. You are well-adjusted. You're more safe, not less!"

I clocked a Mario Kart 8 and Splatoon Premium Wii U bundle in the window of Cash Convertors while I was walking to work earlier in the week, before opening hours. Minty-mint in its box and advertised as having all the cables and adapters, it was only £49.99 with physical copies of both the games. I think that’s going to look crazily cheap in just a couple of years. Even in 2022 that’s a stoater of a bargain.

I had a meeting to go at 9 but once that was finished an hour-or-so later I made an excuse to leave the office so I could sneak out and make my purchase. Of course, the Wii U bundle was sold. I’d asked about it in the shop but I was told that someone hoovered it up with a load of cheap games, "Zelda and Mario". Bandit.

All the Charity Shop owners in Cappa's neck of the woods:

Not sure the Wii U will itself will become collectable or games like Super Mario 3D World, yet stuff like Croods have become expensive on the U and something can't see it be ported along with other stuff like that.

I think it would be karma, after finding all those bargains, if you dropped two crisp tenners and change on Don Bradman Cricket '14.

I wish I could bottle the Asda worker who priced that's optimism because that could save lives that stuff.

Likely someone that doesn't know about games

I know years ago when the MVG desk went they found old PS360 games, and stuff was still scanning at like £50, which was put out cheap eventually but only when it was explained FIFA 10 is 10 years old along those lines. I wouldn't be shocked if we have old PS4 FIFA's still like 14 somewhere.

Know a store EofGiz worked in when they had a refit, they found WWE WrestleMania X8 for Cube under some racking amongst old CDs and DVDs.

I like how the game box has the signature of somebody who'd been dead for 13 years.

*gasp* it's The GHOST OF DON BRADMAN CRICKET '14. The most low-key creepypasta in mythology.

I dunno, I imagine a fair few people on here would be terrified if that appeared to them.

I would never be scared of anyone even tangentially related to cricket, alive or dead.